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SockmonkeyHolocaust

#1
April 20, 2006, 03:02:52 PM
I once got my mom a naked mole rat shirt from the Philadelphia zoo for mother's day. I don't know why, I knew it would be a terrible gift, but I got it anyway. Maybe just to see the reaction on her face. She hated it.

It had a cartoonish drawing of a mole rat looking all happy with the worlds, "Nake mole rat... cute, funny and seriously ugly!" on it


nishi

#2
April 20, 2006, 05:05:39 PM
naked mole rats! they are so... naked! also, the buck teeth don't really do much for their looks.

but i love them.

SMH is related to the wrong people.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

SockmonkeyHolocaust

#3
April 20, 2006, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on April 20, 2006, 05:05:39 PM
naked mole rats! they are so... naked! also, the buck teeth don't really do much for their looks.

but i love them.

SMH is related to the wrong people.

Marry me?


nishi

#4
April 20, 2006, 10:37:32 PM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on April 20, 2006, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on April 20, 2006, 05:05:39 PM
naked mole rats! they are so... naked! also, the buck teeth don't really do much for their looks.

but i love them.

SMH is related to the wrong people.

Marry me?

yes. and we can start the trash klezmer band of our dreams!
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

SockmonkeyHolocaust

#5
April 20, 2006, 10:43:26 PM
Quote from: nishi on April 20, 2006, 10:37:32 PM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on April 20, 2006, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on April 20, 2006, 05:05:39 PM
naked mole rats! they are so... naked! also, the buck teeth don't really do much for their looks.

but i love them.

SMH is related to the wrong people.

Marry me?

yes. and we can start the trash klezmer band of our dreams!

and we can get frustrated during recording and we can start a fist fight that would devolve into angry sex where our blood would intermingle as we desperately sought to avoid eye contact while trading vaguely disinterested orgasms.

nishi

#6
April 20, 2006, 10:46:52 PM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on April 20, 2006, 10:43:26 PM
Quote from: nishi on April 20, 2006, 10:37:32 PM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on April 20, 2006, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on April 20, 2006, 05:05:39 PM
naked mole rats! they are so... naked! also, the buck teeth don't really do much for their looks.

but i love them.

SMH is related to the wrong people.

Marry me?

yes. and we can start the trash klezmer band of our dreams!

and we can get frustrated during recording and we can start a fist fight that would devolve into angry sex where our blood would intermingle as we desperately sought to avoid eye contact while trading vaguely disinterested orgasms.

i love the way you think. you're such the romantic.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

SockmonkeyHolocaust

#7
April 20, 2006, 10:48:36 PM
*gnaw*


Bishamonten

#8
April 21, 2006, 09:13:55 AM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on April 20, 2006, 10:43:26 PM
Quote from: nishi on April 20, 2006, 10:37:32 PM
Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on April 20, 2006, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: nishi on April 20, 2006, 05:05:39 PM
naked mole rats! they are so... naked! also, the buck teeth don't really do much for their looks.

but i love them.

SMH is related to the wrong people.

Marry me?

yes. and we can start the trash klezmer band of our dreams!

and we can get frustrated during recording and we can start a fist fight that would devolve into angry sex where our blood would intermingle as we desperately sought to avoid eye contact while trading vaguely disinterested orgasms.



man, now my pants are all tight

SockmonkeyHolocaust

#9
April 21, 2006, 09:14:21 AM
Hah, gin makes a man mean.

Gamplayerx

#10
April 21, 2006, 03:06:43 PM
Crazy Ass Beer looks a lot like ketchup.

Jessie

#11
April 21, 2006, 03:11:14 PM
I'm thinking he cut someone with the broken bottle.

Maybe it really is ketchup, though.  That would be crazy ass beer, if you think about it.

"Mmm, a nice cold beer."  *gulp gulp gulp*.  "Oh man, that's some crazy ass beer."
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Mr. Ubiquity

#12
April 22, 2006, 07:54:05 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 21, 2006, 03:06:43 PM
Crazy Ass Beer looks a lot like ketchup.

wow...


and the characters look alot like a carton of milk and a wedge of cheese tooo.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"
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