fantasy football dreams

[Listener]

Now I know I'm crazy.  I just had my second "fantasy football" dream of the year.  This time, I dreamed I missed the draft and got stuck with computer players.  I remember I got LaDanian Tomlinson, and also some third-string quarterback for the Cardinals named Dustin (not a real person) as my main QB.  But when I checked the box score the next day (*shrug*), he'd thrown for four touchdowns, so it was okay.

Then some other weird stuff happened.  Not football-related.

[eo000]

did your arm stretch about ten feet, and you could reach the fridge from your den, but since your arm was stretched so far it didn't have much strength, so you kept breaking the jars of mayo you were grabbing?

[Listener]

did your arm stretch about ten feet, and you could reach the fridge from your den, but since your arm was stretched so far it didn't have much strength, so you kept breaking the jars of mayo you were grabbing?

No.

Terry Farrell (DS9, Becker) was in the dream though.

[eo000]

did your arm stretch about ten feet, and you could reach the fridge from your den, but since your arm was stretched so far it didn't have much strength, so you kept breaking the jars of mayo you were grabbing?

No.

Terry Farrell (DS9, Becker) was in the dream though.

did he have stretchy arms?

[DownSouth]

did your arm stretch about ten feet, and you could reach the fridge from your den, but since your arm was stretched so far it didn't have much strength, so you kept breaking the jars of mayo you were grabbing?

No.

Terry Farrell (DS9, Becker) was in the dream though.

did he have stretchy arms?

That's a hot dude!

[eo000]

did your arm stretch about ten feet, and you could reach the fridge from your den, but since your arm was stretched so far it didn't have much strength, so you kept breaking the jars of mayo you were grabbing?

No.

Terry Farrell (DS9, Becker) was in the dream though.

did he have stretchy arms?

That's a hot dude!

lemme punch you in the face.

[DownSouth]

did your arm stretch about ten feet, and you could reach the fridge from your den, but since your arm was stretched so far it didn't have much strength, so you kept breaking the jars of mayo you were grabbing?

No.

Terry Farrell (DS9, Becker) was in the dream though.

did he have stretchy arms?

That's a hot dude!

lemme punch you in the face.

Yay for fun time!

[Gamplayerx]

did your arm stretch about ten feet, and you could reach the fridge from your den, but since your arm was stretched so far it didn't have much strength, so you kept breaking the jars of mayo you were grabbing?

This is so awesome. 

But just how many jars of mayo do you have?

[swolt]

Now I know I'm crazy.  I just had my second "fantasy football" dream of the year.  This time, I dreamed I missed the draft and got stuck with computer players.  I remember I got LaDanian Tomlinson, and also some third-string quarterback for the Cardinals named Dustin (not a real person) as my main QB.  But when I checked the box score the next day (*shrug*), he'd thrown for four touchdowns, so it was okay.

Then some other weird stuff happened.  Not football-related.

you seriously need to get out more

[eo000]

did your arm stretch about ten feet, and you could reach the fridge from your den, but since your arm was stretched so far it didn't have much strength, so you kept breaking the jars of mayo you were grabbing?

This is so awesome. 

But just how many jars of mayo do you have?

as many as he can dream up.

[Listener]

Now I know I'm crazy.  I just had my second "fantasy football" dream of the year.  This time, I dreamed I missed the draft and got stuck with computer players.  I remember I got LaDanian Tomlinson, and also some third-string quarterback for the Cardinals named Dustin (not a real person) as my main QB.  But when I checked the box score the next day (*shrug*), he'd thrown for four touchdowns, so it was okay.

Then some other weird stuff happened.  Not football-related.

you seriously need to get out more

I have a pregnant wife, no money, and no friends who live within 45 minutes of my house.  Getting out is not an option.

[Infobahn]

Now I know I'm crazy.  I just had my second "fantasy football" dream of the year.  This time, I dreamed I missed the draft and got stuck with computer players.  I remember I got LaDanian Tomlinson, and also some third-string quarterback for the Cardinals named Dustin (not a real person) as my main QB.  But when I checked the box score the next day (*shrug*), he'd thrown for four touchdowns, so it was okay.

Then some other weird stuff happened.  Not football-related.

Sounds like you have a small peener.