strange ad

[Listener]

Nothing against Methodists, but I just saw the strangest ad for the United Methodist Church:  A kid takes a kite into a flat area, writes a note (presumably to G-d), sticks it in the kite, and lets the kite out as far as it can go, then brings it back down and reads the note again (which presumably contains a response).  Then there's the tagline "Believe Again."

Not so sure about their ad agency.

[cnamon]

There is an ad for a church here that starts at the velvet rope of Club Church (or something like that) and they won't let the gay couple, the hispanics, and other non WASPs in.

Then they cut to their church and say "you are all welcome here"

[swolt]

Nothing against Methodists, but I just saw the strangest ad for the United Methodist Church:  A kid takes a kite into a flat area, writes a note (presumably to G-d), sticks it in the kite, and lets the kite out as far as it can go, then brings it back down and reads the note again (which presumably contains a response).  Then there's the tagline "Believe Again."

Not so sure about their ad agency.

I saw that and thought WTF? I don't get it.

[cnamon]

http://www.accessibleairwaves.org/

One of the ads are there...it shows people being ejected from their seats because their kind is not welcome at the church.

Here is the Velvet Rope Bouncer Ad:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b66X2IIou38

[pumpkineye]

http://www.accessibleairwaves.org/

One of the ads are there...it shows people being ejected from their seats because their kind is not welcome at the church.

Here is the Velvet Rope Bouncer Ad:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b66X2IIou38

wait, so a local church took the ejections/rejection parts out of that and just cut right to their ad with out the 'jesus didn't turn people away, neither do we" part?

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

jesus loved lesbians

as do we all.

[Listener]

Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, because he always puts Skippy in my lunch.

[cnamon]

http://www.accessibleairwaves.org/

One of the ads are there...it shows people being ejected from their seats because their kind is not welcome at the church.

Here is the Velvet Rope Bouncer Ad:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b66X2IIou38

wait, so a local church took the ejections/rejection parts out of that and just cut right to their ad with out the 'jesus didn't turn people away, neither do we" part?

I was mistaken...those churches all over...

[Jessie]

We have those ads here.  I think it's kinda cool, actually.

[pumpkineye]

We have those ads here.  I think it's kinda cool, actually.

hey next time Timothy is driving you insane, just show him this commercial and hand him a kite and a notepad. 

[Jessie]

We have those ads here.  I think it's kinda cool, actually.

hey next time Timothy is driving you insane, just show him this commercial and hand him a kite and a notepad. 

I'm sorry, I wasn't clear.  We have the bring your gay lover to church commercials, not the kite flying ones.

[pumpkineye]

We have those ads here.  I think it's kinda cool, actually.

hey next time Timothy is driving you insane, just show him this commercial and hand him a kite and a notepad. 

I'm sorry, I wasn't clear.  We have the bring your gay lover to church commercials, not the kite flying ones.

hey next time Timothy is driving you insane, just show him this commercial and hand him a gay lover.

[ReBurn]

We have those ads here.  I think it's kinda cool, actually.

hey next time Timothy is driving you insane, just show him this commercial and hand him a kite and a notepad. 

I'm sorry, I wasn't clear.  We have the bring your gay lover to church commercials, not the kite flying ones.

hey next time Timothy is driving you insane, just show him this commercial and hand him a gay lover.

I think I love you.

[Jessie]

We have those ads here.  I think it's kinda cool, actually.

hey next time Timothy is driving you insane, just show him this commercial and hand him a kite and a notepad. 

I'm sorry, I wasn't clear.  We have the bring your gay lover to church commercials, not the kite flying ones.

hey next time Timothy is driving you insane, just show him this commercial and hand him a gay lover.

I think I love you.

Me too.  Let's have a threesome.

[DownSouth]

Yay south!  Good thing we don't have gay people down here.  I feel sorry for you guys.

[ReBurn]

Yay south!  Good thing we don't have gay people down here.  I feel sorry for you guys.

There are, too.  One talked to me in a mens room once.

[Jessie]

Holy Crap!

Have you seen the new version of the roped off church commercial?

It's a church with ejector seats.  People sit down and they get shot through the roof.  It's fucking awesome.

[Listener]

Holy Crap!

Have you seen the new version of the roped off church commercial?

It's a church with ejector seats.  People sit down and they get shot through the roof.  It's fucking awesome.

In 2002 (I think), when The Two Towers came out, the "turn off your cellphone" commercial before the film was a guy talking on his phone during a movie who got ejected out of his seat and bounced off the screen before hitting the ground, followed by polite applause.

Wonder if it's the same ad agency.

[Gamplayerx]

Holy Crap!

Have you seen the new version of the roped off church commercial?

It's a church with ejector seats.  People sit down and they get shot through the roof.  It's fucking awesome.

Psst.  Cnamon posted a link to that one way back in this thread.

[Jessie]

Holy Crap!

Have you seen the new version of the roped off church commercial?

It's a church with ejector seats.  People sit down and they get shot through the roof.  It's fucking awesome.

Psst.  Cnamon posted a link to that one way back in this thread.

I see that now.  Musta missed it the first time through.  It was funny, anyway.

[eo000]

OMG. did you see the commercial where people get ejected out of church?

[cnamon]

OMG. did you see the commercial where people get ejected out of church?

You should start a thread about it!

[eo000]

OMG. did you see the commercial where people get ejected out of church?

You should start a thread about it!

i'm too busy trying to get my gay lover to fly a kite.

[swolt]

OMG. did you see the commercial where people get ejected out of church?

You should start a thread about it!

i'm too busy trying to get my gay lover to fly a kite.

it hasn't been windy enough, quit being all pushy about it