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Food that I had in my desk

Started by ignom, April 01, 2005, 10:44:16 AM

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ignom

18 packets of Saltine crackers
Two packets of Club crackers
One sleeve of Ritz
Two Nutra Grain bars
Four bags of potato chips
One can of Campbell's Chicken Mushroom Chowder
One and a half bags of sour gummy worms
Half a bag of sour skittles
One bag of Chewy Spree
One box of Nerds
A candy cane
A Christmas sucker
A fun-size Chewy Quaker granola bar from Halloween
A fun-size Butterfinger (probably also from Halloween
Two Dum-Dums (one chocolate, one blue raspberry)
Another sleeve of Ritz crackers
A fun-size Teddy Grahams
Another bag of potato chips
A mostly-empty can of salted almonds
and a box Smores granola bars on my desk

In my bag, there is also:
two pears
A box of KaZaam Crunch Rice Krispies Treats
and another Nutra Grain bar
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

Jesus Christ.

I have Easy Mac, Jolly Ranchers, bubble gum, SweetTart eggs, generic reese's cups, and Chex Mix.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

eo000

i bet you can't eat it all in under three minutes.

DownSouth

I just have sour Starburst, sour Lifesavers, and sour cherry Altoids gum.  Are you going to put a fridge in soon Iggy?
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

BigDun

#4
I have 16 packets of ketchup (all Heinz), 4 packets of salt, 33 packets of pepper, 3 packets of fat free mayonnaise, and a peanut butter whey protean energy bar.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

BigDun

16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

cnamon

I have a Cadburry Caramel Egg on my desk.  I am going to grab a Pepsi from the kitchen.

Jessie

Quote from: BigDun on April 01, 2005, 10:51:17 AM
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I hope your mom explained how you're going to feel now that you got it.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

I've got 5 fortune cookies and a piece of bubble yum.  And a pepper shaker - but that may be stretching the concept of "food" just a bit.

Infobahn

I had crappy room service today, so I am picking at my cold breakfast.

I am stuck in a hotel room.

Beefy

I have about seven partially drank bottles of water in my desk hutch.  And a 2/3 empty jar of peanuts.

dc

Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 01, 2005, 11:59:14 AM
I've got 5 fortune cookies and a piece of bubble yum.  And a pepper shaker - but that may be stretching the concept of "food" just a bit.

No yellow SweetTarts?

nishi

2 packets annie's instant mac and cheese
1 packet thai kitchen instant thai ginger and vegetable rice noodles
1 cup san-j instant mild miso
4 packets ketchup
1 box carr's table water crackers with cracked pepper
2 cans tuna
1 can green beans
2 cans asparagus
some very old pecans that i wouldn't eat on a bet at this point.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: dc on April 01, 2005, 12:09:45 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 01, 2005, 11:59:14 AM
I've got 5 fortune cookies and a piece of bubble yum.  And a pepper shaker - but that may be stretching the concept of "food" just a bit.

No yellow SweetTarts?

I just sent you a huge package.  I'm restocking.

eo000

Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 01, 2005, 12:23:05 PM
Quote from: dc on April 01, 2005, 12:09:45 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 01, 2005, 11:59:14 AM
I've got 5 fortune cookies and a piece of bubble yum.  And a pepper shaker - but that may be stretching the concept of "food" just a bit.

No yellow SweetTarts?

I just sent you a huge package.  I'm restocking.
Yay, DC is getting a huge package in the mail.  I hope you sent it in a plain brown paper sack.   ;D

dazie

I have three cereal bars and some Arby's Horsey sauce in my desk at work.  Oh- and a couple of chocolate eggs.

My "desk" at home is a table, so there's no drawers in which to stash stuff.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

I have a jar of peanut butter and some Dove chocolate eggs.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

BigDun

Quote from: ReBurninator on April 02, 2005, 12:44:04 PM
I have a jar of peanut butter and some Dove chocolate eggs.

You should dip your chocolate eggs into the peanut butter.

Two great tastes that taste great together!
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Gamplayerx

Quote from: BigDun on April 02, 2005, 02:09:55 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on April 02, 2005, 12:44:04 PM
I have a jar of peanut butter and some Dove chocolate eggs.

You should dip your chocolate eggs into the peanut butter.

Two great tastes that taste great together!

Someone should run with that idea - they could make a fortune!

kelbel

I do have a plate stored in my desk in case other co-workers bring something yummy to eat.
:)