I went to IKEA for the first time today

[snizwilk]

My God that place is fricken huge.  I got a few nifty metal towers for my dvd's and xbox games.  Then I went outside, did some push ups and talked about football.  I'm still a man.

[BigDun]

Ikea has really good Swedish meatballs they serve in their restaurant.

[Infobahn]

Ikea has really good Swedish meatballs they serve in their restaurant.

Amen

[VikingJuice]

IKEA...

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[cnamon]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

[VikingJuice]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

[cnamon]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

hte cinnamon buns are pretty good.,

I usually shop for little thinkgs like shelving and towels.

My furniture is all Crate and Barrel/

Ikea is reallty good for accent furnishings.

[dazie]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

cnamon's buns are pretty good.,

I usually shop for little thinkgs like shelving and towels.

My furniture is all Crate and Barrel/

Ikea is reallty good for accent furnishings.

We already knew that.   

[Dry then Catch]

i actually hate that place now, its surprisingly cheap quality and not looked particularly well upon by Scandanavians. 

[Gamplayerx]

When we were first setting up housekeeping, we bought a sofa there.  Most uncomfortable sofa ever.

[Beefy]

I wonder if they carry Scandanavian Real Dolls....

[ReBurn]

You mean you can't score an American one?  Or are Scandinavians your thing?

[cnamon]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

hte cinnamon buns are pretty good.,

I usually shop for little thinkgs like shelving and towels.

My furniture is all Crate and Barrel/

Ikea is reallty good for accent furnishings.

Was I drunk when I typed that?

[Beefy]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

hte cinnamon buns are pretty good.,

I usually shop for little thinkgs like shelving and towels.

My furniture is all Crate and Barrel/

Ikea is reallty good for accent furnishings.

Was I drunk when I typed that?

Are you asking yourself?

[Alice]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

hte cinnamon buns are pretty good.,

I usually shop for little thinkgs like shelving and towels.

My furniture is all Crate and Barrel/

Ikea is reallty good for accent furnishings.

Was I drunk when I typed that?

When aren't you, alkie? 

[Bishamonten]

Then I went outside, did some push ups and talked about football.  I'm still a man.

You're not foolin' anyone...

[cnamon]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

hte cinnamon buns are pretty good.,

I usually shop for little thinkgs like shelving and towels.

My furniture is all Crate and Barrel/

Ikea is reallty good for accent furnishings.

Was I drunk when I typed that?

When aren't you, alkie? 

Hey...I was drunk because I was lonely that day...the bottle kept me company.

[Alice]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

hte cinnamon buns are pretty good.,

I usually shop for little thinkgs like shelving and towels.

My furniture is all Crate and Barrel/

Ikea is reallty good for accent furnishings.

Was I drunk when I typed that?

When aren't you, alkie? 

Hey...I was drunk because I was lonely that day...the bottle kept me company.

You and me and the bottle makes three tonight.

(I was kidding, geez.)

[cnamon]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

hte cinnamon buns are pretty good.,

I usually shop for little thinkgs like shelving and towels.

My furniture is all Crate and Barrel/

Ikea is reallty good for accent furnishings.

Was I drunk when I typed that?

When aren't you, alkie? 

Hey...I was drunk because I was lonely that day...the bottle kept me company.

You and me and the bottle makes three tonight.

(I was kidding, geez.)

I know...it is funny seeing how flustered you get sometimes.

[Alice]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

hte cinnamon buns are pretty good.,

I usually shop for little thinkgs like shelving and towels.

My furniture is all Crate and Barrel/

Ikea is reallty good for accent furnishings.

Was I drunk when I typed that?

When aren't you, alkie? 

Hey...I was drunk because I was lonely that day...the bottle kept me company.

You and me and the bottle makes three tonight.

(I was kidding, geez.)

I know...it is funny seeing how flustered you get sometimes.

Yeah, but I have to most the time.     Now that I've been told that I'm the reason a few people have left - I tend to be over cautious.

[Bennyhana]

Their meatballs have pork in them.  I don;t eat pork

I do shop for a lot of accessories there.  don't buy the oil and vinegar bottles though.

I thought they just sold furniture.  Now they sell Ghey food too?

hte cinnamon buns are pretty good.,

I usually shop for little thinkgs like shelving and towels.

My furniture is all Crate and Barrel/

Ikea is reallty good for accent furnishings.

Was I drunk when I typed that?

When aren't you, alkie? 

Hey...I was drunk because I was lonely that day...the bottle kept me company.

You and me and the bottle makes three tonight.

(I was kidding, geez.)

I know...it is funny seeing how flustered you get sometimes.

Yeah, but I have to most the time.     Now that I've been told that I'm the reason a few people have left - I tend to be over cautious.

That's it, I'm outta here.

* Bennyhana slams door while singing "A gin and tonic sounds mighty, mighty good to me..."