Sonic's Gingerbread Blast

[Listener]

Verdict:  It tastes fine, but save your money.  Get some vanilla ice cream and some cinnamon oatmeal cookies, crumble the cookies over the ice cream, and add a little whipped cream if you're into it.  That's all it is.

[Gamplayerx]

Why do they call it Gingerbread Blast then? 

[swolt]

because it sounded better than "vanilla ice cream and some cinnamon oatmeal cookies Blast"

[ignom]

Why do they call it Gingerbread Blast then? 

Because calling it "Vanilla Ice Cream with Some Crumbled Cinnamon Oatmeal Cookies over the Ice Cream and a Little Whipped Cream" didn't test as well with the 18-34 age demographic.

Dammit swolt.

[swolt]

Why do they call it Gingerbread Blast then? 

Because calling it "Vanilla Ice Cream with Some Crumbled Cinnamon Oatmeal Cookies over the Ice Cream and a Little Whipped Cream" didn't test as well with the 18-34 age demographic.

Dammit swolt.

my internet wang is so much bigger than yours

[dazie]

Why do they call it Gingerbread Blast then? 

Because calling it "Vanilla Ice Cream with Some Crumbled Cinnamon Oatmeal Cookies over the Ice Cream and a Little Whipped Cream" didn't test as well with the 18-34 age demographic.

Dammit swolt.

my internet wang is so much bigger than yours

[Gamplayerx]

Cinnamon oatmeal isn't gingerbread.  That's just lying! 

What mighty internet wangs the two of you have.

[swolt]

Cinnamon oatmeal isn't gingerbread.  That's just lying! 

What mighty internet wangs the two of you have.

me and dazie, me and ignom, or me and my wang's wang?

'cause my wang's wang is bigger than ignom's wang.

[ReBurn]

Cinnamon oatmeal isn't gingerbread.  That's just lying! 

What mighty internet wangs the two of you have.

me and dazie, me and ignom, or me and my wang's wang?

'cause my wang's wang is bigger than ignom's wang.

That certainly is a mighty wang!

[Gamplayerx]

Cinnamon oatmeal isn't gingerbread.  That's just lying! 

What mighty internet wangs the two of you have.

me and dazie, me and ignom, or me and my wang's wang?

'cause my wang's wang is bigger than ignom's wang.

That certainly is a mighty wang!

wang wang wang wang wang wang wang

[swolt]

Cinnamon oatmeal isn't gingerbread.  That's just lying! 

What mighty internet wangs the two of you have.

me and dazie, me and ignom, or me and my wang's wang?

'cause my wang's wang is bigger than ignom's wang.

That certainly is a mighty wang!

wang wang wang wang wang wang wang

when you say it like that it sounds dirty.

do it again.

[ignom]

I've got more wang than a Chinese phonebook.

[dazie]

One of the PhDs at work is Dr. Wang.

I giggle every time I say "Hello Dr. Wang!"

[Gamplayerx]

Cinnamon oatmeal isn't gingerbread.  That's just lying! 

What mighty internet wangs the two of you have.

me and dazie, me and ignom, or me and my wang's wang?

'cause my wang's wang is bigger than ignom's wang.

That certainly is a mighty wang!

wang wang wang wang wang wang wang

when you say it like that it sounds dirty.

do it again.

wang wang wang wang wang wang wang

[Jessie]

My wang is so big it has its own wang, and my wang's wang is bigger than your wang.

[swolt]

My wang is so big it has its own wang, and my wang's wang is bigger than your wang.

proof that jessie does not read my post.

well guess what jessie? YOUR MOM! that's right, I said it. YOUR MOM'S WANG'S WANG IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WANG'S WANG!

[Jessie]

My wang is so big it has its own wang, and my wang's wang is bigger than your wang.

proof that jessie does not read my post.

well guess what jessie? YOUR MOM! that's right, I said it. YOUR MOM'S WANG'S WANG IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WANG'S WANG!

I read it, I just didn't comprehend it.

I was sleepy.  Plus, all the blood that my huge wang requires sometimes lessens my cognitive skills.

[swolt]

My wang is so big it has its own wang, and my wang's wang is bigger than your wang.

proof that jessie does not read my post.

well guess what jessie? YOUR MOM! that's right, I said it. YOUR MOM'S WANG'S WANG IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WANG'S WANG!

I read it, I just didn't comprehend it.

I was sleepy.  Plus, all the blood that my huge wang requires sometimes lessens my cognitive skills.

I totally understand that feeling. You are forgiven.

[Listener]