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It was effing cold out there!

Started by sapphirehart, November 17, 2005, 10:52:12 PM

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sapphirehart

Just got home from my son's soccer game.  We lost, 3-0.  It was so very cold out there.  Why do they play soccer in the winter?  I felt so sorry for those boys...out there in short sleeve shirts and shorts.  At least they were moving around and could generate a little body heat but my son was still a popsicle by the time the game was over.  I'm going to buy him some Under Armour athletic apparel for the next game!

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

VikingJuice

Quote from: sapphirehart on November 17, 2005, 10:52:12 PM
Just got home from my son's soccer game.  We lost, 3-0.  It was so very cold out there.  Why do they play soccer in the winter?  I felt so sorry for those boys...out there in short sleeve shirts and shorts.  At least they were moving around and could generate a little body heat but my son was still a popsicle by the time the game was over.  I'm going to buy him some Under Armour athletic apparel for the next game!

Good call on the underarmour.  You might also want to grab a regular old fluffy sweat shirt and sweat pants set to wear underneath his uni.  I never understood why soccer was played in the dead of winter.

My ex in HS played soccer for the 2.5 years we dated and I watched almost every game freezing my butt off many many many times.  I loved being involved buy hated sitting in the stands freezing off my own soccer balls.

snizwilk

It's better to play inside in the cold.

Alice


Beefy

Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 11:15:17 AM
Soccer players are hot.

A gay friend once told me that a lot of gay men like to watch soccer because you can often see a guys package bouncing around under their shorts, and sometimes even get a shot up the leg of one of the shorts.

So Sapph's son package was probably being ogled.

sapphirehart

Quote from: Beefy on November 18, 2005, 11:32:13 AM
Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 11:15:17 AM
Soccer players are hot.

A gay friend once told me that a lot of gay men like to watch soccer because you can often see a guys package bouncing around under their shorts, and sometimes even get a shot up the leg of one of the shorts.

So Sapph's son package was probably being ogled.

I don't want to think about my son's package.  Thank you very much.

dazie

Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 11:15:17 AM
Soccer players are hot.

2nd.  I have been known to fall for them in the past.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 01:12:08 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 11:15:17 AM
Soccer players are hot.

2nd.  I have been known to fall for them in the past.
Did one trip you or something?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

dazie

Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 02:14:58 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 01:12:08 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 11:15:17 AM
Soccer players are hot.

2nd.  I have been known to fall for them in the past.
Did one trip you or something?

Well you know how short dc is... I just didn't see him there.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 02:14:58 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 01:12:08 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 11:15:17 AM
Soccer players are hot.

2nd.  I have been known to fall for them in the past.
Did one trip you or something?

Well you know how short dc is... I just didn't see him there.
Actually, no, I don't.  How short is he?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Alice


Beefy

Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 03:06:53 PM
Your son masturbates.

If it's the same son that that asked about condoms, he may not need to masturbate.

sapphirehart

Quote from: Beefy on November 18, 2005, 03:17:47 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 03:06:53 PM
Your son masturbates.

If it's the same son that that asked about condoms, he may not need to masturbate.

Stop making me think of things like that!!

dazie

Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 02:54:58 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 02:14:58 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 01:12:08 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 11:15:17 AM
Soccer players are hot.

2nd.  I have been known to fall for them in the past.
Did one trip you or something?

Well you know how short dc is... I just didn't see him there.
Actually, no, I don't.  How short is he?

How tall are you?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Beefy

Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 03:56:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 03:52:48 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 02:54:58 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 02:14:58 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 01:12:08 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 11:15:17 AM
Soccer players are hot.

2nd.  I have been known to fall for them in the past.
Did one trip you or something?

Well you know how short dc is... I just didn't see him there.
Actually, no, I don't.  How short is he?

How tall are you?
5' 11"

6' 5" with your platform shoes on, though.

ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

dazie

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

VikingJuice

Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 03:59:01 PM
Quote from: Beefy on November 18, 2005, 03:57:13 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 03:56:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 03:52:48 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 02:54:58 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 02:49:13 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on November 18, 2005, 02:14:58 PM
Quote from: dazie on November 18, 2005, 01:12:08 PM
Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 11:15:17 AM
Soccer players are hot.

2nd.  I have been known to fall for them in the past.
Did one trip you or something?

Well you know how short dc is... I just didn't see him there.
Actually, no, I don't.  How short is he?

How tall are you?
5' 11"

6' 5" with your platform shoes on, though.
7' with the 'fro.

The way he shakes off four...five defenders.....what a champion!!

eo000

#20
It was really effing cold last night at the parade.  We made Kayla wear a brazillian layers so she wouldn't freeze.


Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Alice on November 18, 2005, 11:15:17 AM
Soccer players are hot.

especially when they are female and strip off their outer shirt when they win.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Beefy

Quote from: eo000 on November 19, 2005, 08:50:39 AM
It was really effing cold last night at the parade.  We made Kayla wear a brazillian layers so she wouldn't freeze.



haha!

Gamplayerx

Quote from: eo000 on November 19, 2005, 08:50:39 AM
It was really effing cold last night at the parade.  We made Kayla wear a brazillian layers so she wouldn't freeze.


Awesome!