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Title: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 08:37:50 AM
Where is the coke man?
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: DownSouth on September 15, 2005, 08:38:54 AM
I can't drink that stuff.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 08:40:07 AM
I didn't get home til 1:30 last night, so I need the caffeine.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 08:41:48 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 08:37:50 AM
Where is the coke man?

still waitin on Pablo's replacement to make the delivery.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 08:45:33 AM
I havent had a Mt dew in over a year.   i think jan 1 it will be 2 years.  I used to drink that **** about 3 or 4 a day.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 08:46:30 AM
I drank it constantly until I got pregnant.  I haven't liked it since then.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: ignom on September 15, 2005, 08:47:45 AM
I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 15, 2005, 08:51:28 AM
I had a Mountain Dew once.  Not so good.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 08:57:04 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 08:46:30 AM
I drank it constantly until I got pregnant.  I haven't liked it since then.

because it got u pregnant??
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: cnamon on September 15, 2005, 08:58:14 AM
I like Mt. Dew.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 09:05:21 AM
Coke blows.


hahahah get it??  get it???  hahahahahahahaahah...
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on September 15, 2005, 09:08:54 AM
I just polished off a 20 ounce bottle of the stuff.

:-\
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: meredith on September 15, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 15, 2005, 08:47:45 AM
I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.

If you drop the soda entirely, you'll lose some weight.



I don't like the canned or bottled Mt. Dew so much, but there is a gas station nearby with a fountain that is set for a pretty good-tasting mix of the stuff.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Bishamonten on September 15, 2005, 09:14:48 AM
Quote from: mr. cleft on September 15, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 15, 2005, 08:47:45 AM
I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.

If you drop the soda entirely, you'll lose some weight.



I don't like the canned or bottled Mt. Dew so much, but there is a gas station nearby with a fountain that is set for a pretty good-tasting mix of the stuff.

When I started working out again, I made myself limit my soda intake.  my company provides free sodas so it was easy to drink three or four of them by the days end.  Turns out those things have about 14th of a cup of sugar per can.  That's a ton of sugar that isn't going to be processed and is just going to turn into fat.  As it stands, I may have one soda on the weekend if I'm at a restaurant, but other than that, it's mostly juice or water or some coffee in the mornings.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 09:17:08 AM
Quote from: mr. cleft on September 15, 2005, 09:10:26 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 15, 2005, 08:47:45 AM
I never liked Mountain Dew. I didn't drink soda hardly at all til a couple of months ago. Now it's my replacement addiction. I need to quit.

If you drop the soda entirely, you'll lose some weight.



I don't like the canned or bottled Mt. Dew so much, but there is a gas station nearby with a fountain that is set for a pretty good-tasting mix of the stuff.

you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: meredith on September 15, 2005, 09:19:16 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:17:08 AM
you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.

ah like it when yeh talk th' science talk, mister marixis.  you wanna rub me down wit' some of yeh oil?
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 09:26:57 AM
Quote from: mr. cleft on September 15, 2005, 09:19:16 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:17:08 AM
you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.

ah like it when yeh talk th' science talk, mister marixis.  you wanna rub me down wit' some of yeh oil?

let me get the hedge trimmers to clean up your back first..  then well talk.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: meredith on September 15, 2005, 09:28:12 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:26:57 AM
Quote from: mr. cleft on September 15, 2005, 09:19:16 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:17:08 AM
you know what eh different is?  the fountain doesnt ahve the brominated vegetable oil in it.  the bottled and canned does.

ah like it when yeh talk th' science talk, mister marixis.  you wanna rub me down wit' some of yeh oil?

let me get the hedge trimmers to clean up your back first..  then well talk.

Could you clear out between the cheeks too?
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 09:30:11 AM
let me see if i can borrow a trench digger from work.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 09:54:58 AM
You boys make me giggle.

Fountain drinks are the best.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:30:11 AM
let me see if i can borrow a trench digger from work.

I can rent one to you.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 09:57:50 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:30:11 AM
let me see if i can borrow a trench digger from work.

I can rent one to you.

you get no money from me until that apache heli arrives...
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 15, 2005, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:05:21 AM
Coke blows.


hahahah get it??  get it???  hahahahahahahaahah...
Okay.  You made me smile.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 11:35:30 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 15, 2005, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 09:05:21 AM
Coke blows.


hahahah get it??  get it???  hahahahahahahaahah...
Okay.  You made me smile.

a smile is better than nothin. 
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: ignom on September 15, 2005, 12:10:04 PM
I bought a 44 oz. Diet Coke this morning, but I've only drank about a 5th of it. I've been drinking water instead. Now the Diet Coke is all warm.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 15, 2005, 12:11:09 PM
44 oz.?  What is that in liters?
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on September 15, 2005, 12:13:27 PM
You break the seal and you'll flow for hours with that much liquid in you.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:15:02 PM
1 liter = 33.8 fl ounces.

I've actually had less to drink than usual at this point.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: ignom on September 15, 2005, 12:16:18 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on September 15, 2005, 12:13:27 PM
You break the seal and you'll flow for hours with that much liquid in you.

I hope it's just all the liquid I drink making me pee so much.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)

Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: ignom on September 15, 2005, 12:24:03 PM
I had a fat-free muffin for breakfast and now I'm having BBQ chicken and green beans for lunch.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:24:32 PM
Quote from: ignom on September 15, 2005, 12:24:03 PM
I had a fat-free muffin for breakfast and now I'm having BBQ chicken and green beans for lunch.

Oh, just brag then.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: cnamon on September 15, 2005, 12:48:18 PM
I think I am going to Cosi for lunch.  Or maybe just go to CVS for a candy bar.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 12:52:27 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)


sad... you dont swallow....gum?
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:53:15 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:52:27 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)


sad... you dont swallow....gum?
Not usually, but it's happened before.

The sad thing is that after all that I'm hungry because I haven't had any decent food all day.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 15, 2005, 12:58:21 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:53:15 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:52:27 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:22:12 PM
Quote from: Marixis on September 15, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 12:12:50 PM
I drank most of a 32 ounce diet coke, 3/4 of a 16 ounce Mountain Dew, a 20 ounce Diet Coke, and I've taken about 5 drinks from my 1liter bottle of water.

thats nutrition.

Wait til you hear what I've eaten!

a small pack of chocolate donuts
1/2 a bag (big grab) of sour cream and onion lays
~10 peanut butter ritz bitz sandwiches
$0.50 worth of Reese's Pieces
3.5 cheese sticks
~6 sticks of Orbit Gum (chewed then thrown out, not swallowed)


sad... you dont swallow....gum?
Not usually, but it's happened before.

The sad thing is that after all that I'm hungry because I haven't had any decent food all day.

well shit, the problem is obvious..
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: meredith on September 15, 2005, 01:28:24 PM
I just got a spicy chicken combo from wendy's for lunch. before that, all I had was a can of sobe adrenaline rush, which isn't normally the case.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: DownSouth on September 15, 2005, 01:38:35 PM
I had a V8, handi snack, and a fruit cup.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 01:43:12 PM
Hey Gamp, I drank a full liter of water today.  I'm keeping the bottle to refill it from the water cooler in the morning so I can do it again.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:16:04 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 15, 2005, 01:43:12 PM
Hey Gamp, I drank a full liter of water today.  I'm keeping the bottle to refill it from the water cooler in the morning so I can do it again.
Good work, jessie!  2 gold stars for you!
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Beefy on September 16, 2005, 06:30:25 AM
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/14/D8CK9PLO2.html
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 16, 2005, 07:49:10 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: ignom on September 16, 2005, 08:18:27 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 07:49:10 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 16, 2005, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 16, 2005, 08:18:27 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 07:49:10 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.

i would hope you know the difference between carbonation and piss foam.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: ignom on September 16, 2005, 08:25:18 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 16, 2005, 08:18:27 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 07:49:10 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.

i would hope you know the difference between carbonation and piss foam.

I do now.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 16, 2005, 08:27:57 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 16, 2005, 08:25:18 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: ignom on September 16, 2005, 08:18:27 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 07:49:10 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 16, 2005, 06:56:01 AM
Ewww.

Apparently the standard mt dew smell NOT being there didnt phase him, or the gentle scent of chilled urine.  The clerk must have carefully opened the bottle so the retaining rind didnt break off so he could fill it.

Shouldnt he have also atleast noticed the lack of the carbonation fizz?   unless it was just a partial fill??

Sometimes pee makes bubbles.

i would hope you know the difference between carbonation and piss foam.

I do now.

did you take my word, or did you go buy a mt dew and then go into the restroom for a scientific comparison??
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on September 16, 2005, 11:42:53 AM
I had a Dr. Pepper today.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Beefy on September 16, 2005, 11:56:47 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on September 16, 2005, 11:42:53 AM
I had a Dr. Pepper today.

Quiet, you.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Mr. Ubiquity on September 16, 2005, 11:57:00 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 15, 2005, 12:11:09 PM
44 oz.?  What is that in liters?

google it, dont ask here..
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 11:59:37 AM
Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 11:56:47 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on September 16, 2005, 11:42:53 AM
I had a Dr. Pepper today.

Quiet, you.

Dr Pepper is gross and it doesn't have a period.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: ReBurn on September 16, 2005, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 11:59:37 AM
Quote from: Beef on September 16, 2005, 11:56:47 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on September 16, 2005, 11:42:53 AM
I had a Dr. Pepper today.

Quiet, you.

Dr Pepper is gross and it doesn't have a period.
Has it experienced rapid weight loss?  If not, it might be pregnant.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Alice on September 16, 2005, 12:35:42 PM
Are you there god?  It's me, Dr Pepper.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 12:41:21 PM
I love your avatar, alice.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Alice on September 16, 2005, 01:10:12 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 12:41:21 PM
I love your avatar, alice.
And I love you, Jessica.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Beefy on September 16, 2005, 01:11:40 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on September 16, 2005, 01:10:12 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 16, 2005, 12:41:21 PM
I love your avatar, alice.
And I love you, Jessica.

*fap*fap*fap*fap*
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 17, 2005, 09:43:32 AM
Quote from: Marixis on September 16, 2005, 11:57:00 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 15, 2005, 12:11:09 PM
44 oz.?  What is that in liters?

google it, dont ask here..
You're not the boss of me.  I'll ask whatever I want. 

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What's that watermelon doing there?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Where's the beef?
Who shot JR?

See?

And I had already gotten an answer by the time you posted this anyway because some people are nice.  :P
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Beefy on September 17, 2005, 09:58:49 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 17, 2005, 09:43:32 AM
Where's the beef?

Present and accounted for!
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: Gamplayerx on September 17, 2005, 11:13:38 AM
Quote from: Beef on September 17, 2005, 09:58:49 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on September 17, 2005, 09:43:32 AM
Where's the beef?

Present and accounted for!
I miss the y already.  Again.
Title: Re: Mountain Dew Sucks
Post by: cnamon on September 19, 2005, 09:42:03 AM
QuoteWho shot JR?

I did.