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Title: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Jessie on July 08, 2005, 12:49:44 PM
Gobstoppers and Reece's Pieces.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: BigDun on July 08, 2005, 12:51:09 PM
Butterfinger or KitKat bars.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: ignom on July 08, 2005, 12:54:23 PM
smuggled cocaine.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Jessie on July 08, 2005, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: ignom on July 08, 2005, 12:54:23 PM
smuggled cocaine.

Prove it.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Alice on July 08, 2005, 12:56:17 PM
Godfather's Pizza.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 01:03:43 PM
Macaroni and cheese
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 08, 2005, 01:17:24 PM
I doubt I could eat my weight in anything.  At least not in one sitting.  I might need a five minute break or something.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: meredith on July 08, 2005, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 01:03:43 PM
Macaroni and cheese

I'm with you there.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Alice on July 08, 2005, 01:21:06 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 01:03:43 PM
Macaroni and cheese

I'm with you there.

Only if it's the Stouffer's kind.

(Nobody caught my reference earlier, did they?)
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: meredith on July 08, 2005, 01:25:17 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 08, 2005, 01:21:06 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 01:03:43 PM
Macaroni and cheese

I'm with you there.

Only if it's the Stouffer's kind.

(Nobody caught my reference earlier, did they?)
Got me.

I like the box stuff.. I pre-melt the butter so the cheese isn't so thick.

Baked mac & cheese can go to hell and die.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: ReBurn on July 08, 2005, 01:25:54 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 01:25:17 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 08, 2005, 01:21:06 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 01:03:43 PM
Macaroni and cheese

I'm with you there.

Only if it's the Stouffer's kind.

(Nobody caught my reference earlier, did they?)
Got me.

I like the box stuff.. I pre-melt the butter so the cheese isn't so thick.

Baked mac & cheese can go to hell and die.
I thought it worked the other way around.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Alice on July 08, 2005, 01:29:26 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 01:25:17 PM
Baked mac & cheese can go to hell and die.

Baked mac is the only way to go!!!

You cook it for 3 more minutes than it suggests so the outside edges of the cheese get really brown but not burnt.  Plus waiting for it to cook for 25 minutes builds up how badly you want it - you can smell it cooking and can almost taste it.  Then for the first few minutes of eating it - you have to blow on it to cool it down a bit before you get to put it in your mouth... making it taste that much better because of the anticipation.  And the cheese is actually creamy and warm, unlike powdered cheese poop.  
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: ReBurn on July 08, 2005, 01:37:38 PM
Some people will take it both ways.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: meredith on July 08, 2005, 01:38:45 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 08, 2005, 01:29:26 PM
Baked mac is the only way to go!!!

You cook it for 3 more minutes than it suggests so the outside edges of the cheese get really brown but not burnt.  Plus waiting for it to cook for 25 minutes builds up how badly you want it - you can smell it cooking and can almost taste it.  Then for the first few minutes of eating it - you have to blow on it to cool it down a bit before you get to put it in your mouth... making it taste that much better because of the anticipation.  And the cheese is actually creamy and warm, unlike powdered cheese poop. 

It probably has something to do with the way I was the only one to touch the baked macaroni that my aunt would bring to family gatherings because I used to like it, but she burned it every time and I hated her so and I'm glad her white trash ass is no longer leeching from my uncle.... 

;D
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 03:13:19 PM
It's mac & cheese, so I don't care if it's hot.  I'll take the mouth burns.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Jessie on July 08, 2005, 03:14:38 PM
I forgot to mention mung butter.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Bishamonten on July 08, 2005, 03:17:11 PM
Hot buttery cock.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Bishamonten on July 08, 2005, 03:17:46 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on July 08, 2005, 03:17:11 PM
Hot buttery cock.

Wait ... that sounds kind of gay.  I'd like to chance my answer to "eggo waffles"
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: meredith on July 08, 2005, 03:29:05 PM
I'm oversensitive to heat.  Can't mess with food that's too hot.

or cocks for that matter.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: DownSouth on July 08, 2005, 03:33:40 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 03:29:05 PM
I'm oversensitive to heat.  Can't mess with food that's too hot.

or cocks for that matter.
Me too.  I have to wait for everything to cool.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 03:37:35 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on July 08, 2005, 03:33:40 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 03:29:05 PM
I'm oversensitive to heat.  Can't mess with food that's too hot.

or cocks for that matter.
Me too.  I have to wait for everything to cool.

Cold cocks wouldn't be as filling as warm ones.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 08, 2005, 04:54:27 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 03:37:35 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on July 08, 2005, 03:33:40 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 03:29:05 PM
I'm oversensitive to heat.  Can't mess with food that's too hot.

or cocks for that matter.
Me too.  I have to wait for everything to cool.

Cold cocks wouldn't be as filling as warm ones.
I'm thinking you're putting way too much thought into this issue.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: eo000 on July 08, 2005, 06:31:54 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 03:37:35 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on July 08, 2005, 03:33:40 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 03:29:05 PM
I'm oversensitive to heat.  Can't mess with food that's too hot.

or cocks for that matter.
Me too.  I have to wait for everything to cool.

Cold cocks wouldn't be as filling as warm ones.

they go down a lot faster though.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Gamplayerx on July 08, 2005, 09:10:05 PM
Quote from: eo000 on July 08, 2005, 06:31:54 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 03:37:35 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on July 08, 2005, 03:33:40 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 03:29:05 PM
I'm oversensitive to heat.  Can't mess with food that's too hot.

or cocks for that matter.
Me too.  I have to wait for everything to cool.

Cold cocks wouldn't be as filling as warm ones.

they go down a lot faster though.
Voice of experience, huh?
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: eo000 on July 08, 2005, 10:35:57 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 08, 2005, 09:10:05 PM
Quote from: eo000 on July 08, 2005, 06:31:54 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 03:37:35 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on July 08, 2005, 03:33:40 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 03:29:05 PM
I'm oversensitive to heat.  Can't mess with food that's too hot.

or cocks for that matter.
Me too.  I have to wait for everything to cool.

Cold cocks wouldn't be as filling as warm ones.

they go down a lot faster though.
Voice of experience, huh?

no wonder i tested at 40% gay.
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: BigDun on July 09, 2005, 12:57:23 AM
Quote from: eo000 on July 08, 2005, 10:35:57 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 08, 2005, 09:10:05 PM
Quote from: eo000 on July 08, 2005, 06:31:54 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 08, 2005, 03:37:35 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on July 08, 2005, 03:33:40 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 08, 2005, 03:29:05 PM
I'm oversensitive to heat.  Can't mess with food that's too hot.

or cocks for that matter.
Me too.  I have to wait for everything to cool.

Cold cocks wouldn't be as filling as warm ones.

they go down a lot faster though.
Voice of experience, huh?

no wonder i tested at 40% gay.
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Wow, I only tested 23% gay.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Alice on July 09, 2005, 12:58:13 AM
I'm still sad that nobody got the Godfather's pizza joke.  You're all fired.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: eo000 on July 09, 2005, 12:58:51 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 12:58:13 AM
I'm still sad that nobody got the Godfather's pizza joke.  You're all fired.

was it about your sex pizza thread on fark?
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Alice on July 09, 2005, 01:02:37 AM
Quote from: eo000 on July 09, 2005, 12:58:51 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 12:58:13 AM
I'm still sad that nobody got the Godfather's pizza joke.  You're all fired.

was it about your sex pizza thread on fark?
No.  It's from a movie.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: meredith on July 09, 2005, 01:03:47 AM
If I've seen that movie, I've completely forgotten about it.  Happens with all movies.  I can tell you that Finding Nemo was about a lost fish.. that's about it.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Alice on July 09, 2005, 01:05:01 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 09, 2005, 01:03:47 AM
If I've seen that movie, I've completely forgotten about it.  Happens with all movies.  I can tell you that Finding Nemo was about a lost fish.. that's about it.
Trust me, you've seen this movie.  If not - you've not lived.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: meredith on July 09, 2005, 01:06:09 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 01:05:01 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 09, 2005, 01:03:47 AM
If I've seen that movie, I've completely forgotten about it.  Happens with all movies.  I can tell you that Finding Nemo was about a lost fish.. that's about it.
Trust me, you've seen this movie.  If not - you've not lived.
Ohhh.  I have seen that. A few times.

Last week even.

I don't remember a bit. :(
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Alice on July 09, 2005, 01:07:40 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 09, 2005, 01:06:09 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 01:05:01 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 09, 2005, 01:03:47 AM
If I've seen that movie, I've completely forgotten about it.  Happens with all movies.  I can tell you that Finding Nemo was about a lost fish.. that's about it.
Trust me, you've seen this movie.  If not - you've not lived.
Ohhh.  I have seen that. A few times.

Last week even.

I don't remember a bit. :(
Then how do you remember what I'm talking about?
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: meredith on July 09, 2005, 01:10:05 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 01:07:40 AM
Then how do you remember what I'm talking about?
Google. Took "Godfather's pizza", added "movie". ;D
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Alice on July 09, 2005, 01:13:53 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 09, 2005, 01:10:05 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 01:07:40 AM
Then how do you remember what I'm talking about?
Google. Took "Godfather's pizza", added "movie". ;D
Dur.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: meredith on July 09, 2005, 01:14:58 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 01:13:53 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 09, 2005, 01:10:05 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 01:07:40 AM
Then how do you remember what I'm talking about?
Google. Took "Godfather's pizza", added "movie". ;D
Dur.

Movies are instantly lost to me.  Like the names of all my lovers. :P
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Alice on July 09, 2005, 01:16:15 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 09, 2005, 01:14:58 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 01:13:53 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 09, 2005, 01:10:05 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 01:07:40 AM
Then how do you remember what I'm talking about?
Google. Took "Godfather's pizza", added "movie". ;D
Dur.

Movies are instantly lost to me.  Like the names of all my lovers. :P
Yeah, cuz Bob and Tim are realllll hard names to remember.  Ass.
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: meredith on July 09, 2005, 01:18:12 AM
Scott was the only one I never want to forget!
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: Alice on July 09, 2005, 01:19:40 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 09, 2005, 01:18:12 AM
Scott was the only one I never want to forget!
You mean Grizzly Adams?
Title: Re: I could eat my weight in...
Post by: meredith on July 09, 2005, 01:31:15 AM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 09, 2005, 01:19:40 AM
Quote from: hattmoward on July 09, 2005, 01:18:12 AM
Scott was the only one I never want to forget!
You mean Grizzly Adams?
i think he looks better without the beard.

What were we talking about again?
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