American Gladiators

[Beefy]

Can I just comment on how amazingly hot Crush is?

So hot.  Want to touch the hiney.

[DownSouth]

Helga scares me.

[Alice]

Crush is really hot.  So is Justice.

[Beefy]

Helga scares me.

It's HELLGA.  With two L's.  And she has mighty thighs!



I love how scripted the Tennessean guy was last night.  Pig wrastlin' and everything.  If he wins they should call him "Hayseed".

[BigDun]

Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

[Beefy]

Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

I love it when he howls.  I almost howl with him.  It's so funny.

Militia, however, sucks.  And Toa looks like a smaller version of The Rock.

[Jessie]

When is this on?  I meant to watch.

[Alice]

Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

I love it when he howls.  I almost howl with him.  It's so funny.

Militia, however, sucks.  And Toa looks like a smaller version of The Rock.

Militia does suck, he was in gay porn.  And Toa is related to the Rock.  So there you go!

[Beefy]

When is this on?  I meant to watch.

Mondays 7-8pm CST.  NBC.  Two hour premiere was on Sunday night.

[eo000]

Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

I love it when he howls.  I almost howl with him.  It's so funny.

Militia, however, sucks.  And Toa looks like a smaller version of The Rock.

racist.

just kidding. all Samoans do look alike.

[Beefy]

Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

I love it when he howls.  I almost howl with him.  It's so funny.

Militia, however, sucks.  And Toa looks like a smaller version of The Rock.

Militia does suck, he was in gay porn.  And Toa is related to the Rock.  So there you go!

Oh, I heard about that!  Something about looking into canceling his contract because of the gay porn history.

Well, if he sucked in porn he might as well suck on AG too.

[Jessie]

Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

I love it when he howls.  I almost howl with him.  It's so funny.

Militia, however, sucks.  And Toa looks like a smaller version of The Rock.

Militia does suck, he was in gay porn.  And Toa is related to the Rock.  So there you go!

Toa looks like The Rock and David Blaine had a baby.  I like it!

[Beefy]

I swear to God, if I ever receive a sentence of a mandatory assbeating, I want it to be her.

[DownSouth]

Check out the contestant on Deal or no Deal.  He looks identical to The Rock.

[Beefy]

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117978987.html?categoryid=14&cs=1&nid=2562

[eo000]

that's a bad crop job on her arm. makes it look huge.

[Beefy]

She could crush your girlyish body with her big biceps of power.

[eo000]

no doubt.

[ReBurn]

Yeah!

[Jessie]

That asian chick is hot.

[ReBurn]

She sure is.

It's hammer time!

[eo000]

Wolf's gonna have blood dripping from his chin.   hooooowwwwwllllll

[Beefy]

Wolf's gonna have blood dripping from his chin.   hooooowwwwwllllll

He needs an action figure.

[Beefy]

two hour finale on tonight.  i hope there's lots of crush and wolf.

[Beefy]

I'm rooting for the history teacher.