American Gladiators

Beefy · January 08, 2008, 12:46:42 PM

Can I just comment on how amazingly hot Crush is?

So hot. Want to touch the hiney.

DownSouth · January 08, 2008, 12:48:26 PM

Helga scares me.

Alice · January 08, 2008, 12:51:30 PM

Crush is really hot. So is Justice.

Beefy · January 08, 2008, 12:52:39 PM

Quote from: DownSouth on January 08, 2008, 12:48:26 PM
Helga scares me.

It's HELLGA. With two L's. And she has mighty thighs!

I love how scripted the Tennessean guy was last night. Pig wrastlin' and everything. If he wins they should call him "Hayseed".

BigDun · January 08, 2008, 12:52:54 PM

Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

Beefy · January 08, 2008, 12:54:02 PM

Quote from: BigDun on January 08, 2008, 12:52:54 PM
Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

I love it when he howls. I almost howl with him. It's so funny.

Militia, however, sucks. And Toa looks like a smaller version of The Rock.

Jessie · January 08, 2008, 12:54:59 PM

When is this on? I meant to watch.

Alice · January 08, 2008, 12:55:46 PM

Quote from: Beefy on January 08, 2008, 12:54:02 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 08, 2008, 12:52:54 PM
Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

I love it when he howls. I almost howl with him. It's so funny.

Militia, however, sucks. And Toa looks like a smaller version of The Rock.

Militia does suck, he was in gay porn. And Toa is related to the Rock. So there you go!

Beefy · January 08, 2008, 12:56:24 PM

Quote from: Jessie on January 08, 2008, 12:54:59 PM
When is this on? I meant to watch.

Mondays 7-8pm CST. NBC. Two hour premiere was on Sunday night.

eo000 · January 08, 2008, 12:56:32 PM

Quote from: Beefy on January 08, 2008, 12:54:02 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 08, 2008, 12:52:54 PM
Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

I love it when he howls. I almost howl with him. It's so funny.

Militia, however, sucks. And Toa looks like a smaller version of The Rock.

racist.

just kidding. all Samoans do look alike.

Beefy · January 08, 2008, 12:57:53 PM

Quote from: Alice on January 08, 2008, 12:55:46 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 08, 2008, 12:54:02 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 08, 2008, 12:52:54 PM
Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

I love it when he howls. I almost howl with him. It's so funny.

Militia, however, sucks. And Toa looks like a smaller version of The Rock.

Militia does suck, he was in gay porn. And Toa is related to the Rock. So there you go!

Oh, I heard about that! Something about looking into canceling his contract because of the gay porn history.

Well, if he sucked in porn he might as well suck on AG too.

Jessie · January 08, 2008, 12:58:33 PM

Quote from: Alice on January 08, 2008, 12:55:46 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 08, 2008, 12:54:02 PM
Quote from: BigDun on January 08, 2008, 12:52:54 PM
Someone needs to kick Wolf in the crotch the next time he howls.

I love it when he howls. I almost howl with him. It's so funny.

Militia, however, sucks. And Toa looks like a smaller version of The Rock.

Militia does suck, he was in gay porn. And Toa is related to the Rock. So there you go!

Toa looks like The Rock and David Blaine had a baby. I like it!

Beefy · January 08, 2008, 01:00:46 PM

I swear to God, if I ever receive a sentence of a mandatory assbeating, I want it to be her.

DownSouth · January 08, 2008, 01:01:57 PM

Check out the contestant on Deal or no Deal. He looks identical to The Rock.

Beefy · January 14, 2008, 11:59:55 AM

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117978987.html?categoryid=14&cs=1&nid=2562

eo000 · January 14, 2008, 12:06:52 PM

Quote from: Beefy on January 08, 2008, 01:00:46 PM

that's a bad crop job on her arm. makes it look huge.

Beefy · January 14, 2008, 01:09:41 PM

She could crush your girlyish body with her big biceps of power.

eo000 · January 14, 2008, 01:18:04 PM

no doubt.

ReBurn · January 21, 2008, 08:07:55 PM

Yeah!

Jessie · January 21, 2008, 08:10:12 PM

That asian chick is hot.

ReBurn · January 21, 2008, 08:12:21 PM

She sure is.

It's hammer time!

eo000 · January 21, 2008, 08:14:18 PM

Wolf's gonna have blood dripping from his chin. hooooowwwwwllllll

Beefy · January 22, 2008, 10:37:52 AM

Quote from: eo000 on January 21, 2008, 08:14:18 PM
Wolf's gonna have blood dripping from his chin. hooooowwwwwllllll

He needs an action figure.

Beefy · February 17, 2008, 06:20:04 PM

two hour finale on tonight. i hope there's lots of crush and wolf.

Beefy · February 17, 2008, 07:04:21 PM

I'm rooting for the history teacher.

eo000 · February 17, 2008, 07:09:51 PM

Quote from: Beefy on February 17, 2008, 07:04:21 PM
I'm rooting for the history teacher.

you're talking for the girls right?

I think the soccer mom is unstoppable.

Beefy · February 17, 2008, 07:12:45 PM

Quote from: eo000 on February 17, 2008, 07:09:51 PM
Quote from: Beefy on February 17, 2008, 07:04:21 PM
I'm rooting for the history teacher.
you're talking for the girls right?

I think the soccer mom is unstoppable.

No, the guys.

I agree about the soccer mom.

BigDun · February 17, 2008, 07:17:10 PM

Monica is pretty cute.

Beefy · February 17, 2008, 07:18:44 PM

10,000 BC looks like ass.

Beefy · February 17, 2008, 07:38:08 PM

Wolf is the manliest man to ever manly a man.

BigDun · February 17, 2008, 07:39:30 PM

He needs a new writer.

Beefy · February 17, 2008, 07:39:51 PM

C'mon, that line about being the cradle was AWESOME

BigDun · February 17, 2008, 07:57:09 PM

I got to say that I'm rooting for Evan.

Beefy · February 17, 2008, 08:02:55 PM

I'm voting for Crush for President.

BigDun · February 17, 2008, 08:05:35 PM

My wife is going for a hair style similar to Crush's.

BigDun · February 17, 2008, 08:36:04 PM

Aww... poor Wolf and Militia. They both allowed their competitors to win. I can see them going back behind the stage and comforting each other. Bow-Chic-A-Wow-Wow.

Beefy · February 17, 2008, 08:38:03 PM

Quote from: BigDun on February 17, 2008, 08:36:04 PM
All poor Wolf and Militia. They both allowed their competitors to win. I can see them going back behind the stage and comforting each other. Bow-Chic-A-Wow-Wow.

And with Militia, we know that to be at least partially true.

Gamplayerx · February 17, 2008, 08:54:29 PM

I weep for you all.

Well, not weep, per se. But I'm hoping you'll all go shoe shopping with me.

Bennyhana · February 18, 2008, 08:05:19 AM

I totally Tivo the old one now, because the new gladiators is crap. 30 minutes of talking, 20 minutes of commercials and 10 minutes of show is not good enough, no matter how cool it is that they have a pool.

Zap could kick Crush's ass.

Beefy · June 16, 2008, 11:46:15 AM

Bloody hell, it started again four weeks ago and I didn't know. Hope there are episodes online.

Beefy · June 07, 2009, 11:54:53 AM

Jessie · June 07, 2009, 05:21:15 PM

Well she's hot.

eo000 · June 08, 2009, 05:57:45 AM

she's an mma fighter, isn't she? i didn't know she did gladiators, too.

Beefy · September 07, 2009, 04:38:24 PM

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42263

ZOMG

eo000 · September 08, 2009, 05:56:01 AM

Quote from: Beefy on September 07, 2009, 04:38:24 PM
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42263

ZOMG

Well, yeah. She almost had her money-maker fucked up against cyborg last month. I don't see a whole bunch more fights for her. She wasn't even fighting her normal fight. Just blocking that pretty face.

Beefy · September 08, 2009, 05:40:45 PM

Quote from: eo000 on September 08, 2009, 05:56:01 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 07, 2009, 04:38:24 PM
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42263

ZOMG

Well, yeah. She almost had her money-maker fucked up against cyborg last month. I don't see a whole bunch more fights for her. She wasn't even fighting her normal fight. Just blocking that pretty face.

Which is fiiiiiiiine by me.

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