Summarize a movie in 25 words or less

[DownSouth]

Three kids build a spaceship and meet an alien.  The alien took his dads car.

Explorers

Yeppers

[Beefy]

Clone threatens to destroy the good guys, all because he can't get protagonist's blood.  Also, beloved character sacrifices himself to save everyone.

Police Academy 4

[Beefy]

nope

I've actually never seen the first one.

So was I right on #2 then?

[Beefy]

If you're going to stick your wang through the shower stall wall, don't be surprised if a militant lesbian grabs hold of it.

[dazie]

nope

I've actually never seen the first one.

So was I right on #2 then?

No- sorry.  Neither.

[dazie]

If you're going to stick your wang through the shower stall wall, don't be surprised if a militant lesbian grabs hold of it.

Porky's?

[Listener]

Clone threatens to destroy the good guys, all because he can't get protagonist's blood.  Also, beloved character sacrifices himself to save everyone.

Police Academy 4

Nope.

[Beefy]

If you're going to stick your wang through the shower stall wall, don't be surprised if a militant lesbian grabs hold of it.

Porky's?

Indeed.

[Beefy]

Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot.  Janine Melnitz co-stars.  Shoe-Fu ensues.

Beverly Hills Ninja

[Listener]

Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot.  Janine Melnitz co-stars.  Shoe-Fu ensues.

Beverly Hills Ninja

Nope.

[Beefy]

1.  Guitar player seeks revenge.  Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.

2.  Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop.  Fat man dies.

1. Six-String Samurai

2. The Big Easy

[Beefy]

Happily married man's new wife is screwing the reanimated corpse of his dead brother.  Piercing fetishists show up and cause havok.

[Listener]

Happily married man's new wife is screwing the reanimated corpse of his dead brother.  Piercing fetishists show up and cause havok.

Madhouse?

[Beefy]

If someone doesn't get one of yours, bump it up with a new sentence with a little more help in it.

[dazie]

1.  Guitar player seeks revenge.  Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.

2.  Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop.  Fat man dies.

1. Six-String Samurai

2. The Big Easy

Nope, nope.

1.  Guitar player seeks revenge while utilising an arsenal only available in movies that have something to do with Quentin Tarantino.

2.  Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze in a surprisingly not entirely awful remake.

[Beefy]

Happily married man's new wife is screwing the reanimated corpse of his dead brother.  Piercing fetishists show up and cause havok.

Madhouse?

Nope.

[Beefy]

1.  Guitar player seeks revenge while utilising an arsenal only available in movies that have something to do with Quentin Tarantino.

2.  Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze in a surprisingly not entirely awful remake.

1. Desperado

2. The Postman Always Rings Twice

[dazie]

1.  Guitar player seeks revenge while utilising an arsenal only available in movies that have something to do with Quentin Tarantino.

2.  Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze in a surprisingly not entirely awful remake.

1. Desperado

2. The Postman Always Rings Twice

yes
no

Buxom blonde appears wearing leather and lots of makeup, teenage boys everywhere shoot during a tub scene.

[Listener]

Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot.  Janine Melnitz co-stars.  Shoe-Fu ensues.

Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot.  Kidnapped girl's little sister helps out.  Annie Potts co-stars.  Shoe-Fu vs Tim Thomerson. 

(don't use IMDB to put Potts & Thomerson together... that'd be cheating)

Clone threatens to destroy the good guys, all because he can't get protagonist's blood.  Also, beloved character sacrifices himself to save everyone.

Bald clone threatens to destroy all good guys because he needs bald protagonist's blood to live.  Also, beloved robot sacrifices himself to save everyone.

[dazie]

Uppity servant wreaks havoc in the household, getting the breadwinner fired and exposing the children to dangerous high altitude "fun."

[Listener]

Uppity servant wreaks havoc in the household, getting the breadwinner fired and exposing the children to dangerous high altitude "fun."

Mary Poppins.

[Alice]

Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw.  Girl raped with Mother Mary statue.  

[DownSouth]

1.  Guitar player seeks revenge.  Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.

2.  Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop.  Fat man dies.

Is 1 Desperado?

[Beefy]

Buxom blonde appears wearing leather and lots of makeup, teenage boys everywhere shoot during a tub scene.

Mac & Me

[Listener]

Just thought of a good one:

Secret agents Lou and Butch try to stop evil Mr Tinkles from committing genocide against their race; Lou must also save his family from Tinkles.

Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw.  Girl raped with Mother Mary statue. 

The Doom Generation.

I have that movie on tape.  It is MESSED UP.