Summarize a movie in 25 words or less

[Beefy]

We did this on TF the other day and it was fun and a good time filler during work lulls.

Summarize any movie in 25 words or less.  Don't be so revealing that it's obvious, but don't be so vague that it's impossible.  Best of all, try and be clever.  Everyone else can guess what it is.  No one has to wait to submit, just submit as many as you want.

I'll start:



Woman lays herself bare in order to play with instrument being held by tattooed naked guy.  Daughter not amused.

[Alice]

A man making a business deal ends up befriending a killer.  He then tries to help the killer make a final hit so killer can live.



**Edited for clarity**

[Listener]

I have no idea what Beefy's is.

Here's mine:

Junior transfer student, slacker, and other share dorm, adventures, bed.  Stars a Baldwin brother.  Also, someone from Sports Night and a skeleton.  Sex is had.

A man making a business deal ends up befriending a killer.  He then tries to help the killer make a final hit so he can live.

Either Collateral or The Whole Nine Yards, I'm guessing.

[DownSouth]

Junior transfer student, slacker, and other share dorm, adventures, bed.  Stars a Baldwin brother.  Also, someone from Sports Night and a skeleton.  Sex is had.

Threesome

[Listener]

Junior transfer student, slacker, and other share dorm, adventures, bed.  Stars a Baldwin brother.  Also, someone from Sports Night and a skeleton.  Sex is had.

Threesome

Yeah, I think I made that one too easy.

Four engineers build a time machine in their garage.  After that, it gets confusing.

[Alice]

Either Collateral or The Whole Nine Yards, I'm guessing.

Nope.  But I edited it for better clarity.

[DownSouth]

Three kids build a spaceship and meet an alien.  The alien took his dads car.

[cnamon]

A man making a business deal ends up befriending a killer.  He then tries to help the killer make a final hit so killer can live.



**Edited for clarity**

The Matador?

[DownSouth]

Either Collateral or The Whole Nine Yards, I'm guessing.

Nope.  But I edited it for better clarity.

The Matador?

[DownSouth]

Nevermind

[Alice]

A man making a business deal ends up befriending a killer.  He then tries to help the killer make a final hit so killer can live.



**Edited for clarity**

The Matador?

Yes!


Okay...

Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw.  Other disturbing events occur as well.  

[Listener]

Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw.  Other disturbing events occur as well. 

I want to say The Dreamers, but there's no yo-yo in that.

Y Tu Mama Tambien?

[cnamon]

Woman dies, leaves house to daughter, finds two guys living there.  They learn to live with each other.  Finds out one guy is her dad.

[Alice]

Boy plays with yo-yo while masturbating to a friend and a new aquaintance screw.  Other disturbing events occur as well. 

I want to say The Dreamers, but there's no yo-yo in that.

Y Tu Mama Tambien?

Nope.  Different kind of disturbing.

[Beefy]

Four engineers build a time machine in their garage.  After that, it gets confusing.

Primer

[Beefy]

Three kids build a spaceship and meet an alien.  The alien took his dads car.

Explorers

[Beefy]

Woman lays herself bare in order to play with instrument being held by tattooed naked guy.  Daughter not amused.

Hmm, I'll rephrase:

Rogue watches as her mom whores herself out for her favorite musical instrument which is being held by a local tattooed guy.

[dazie]

1.  Guitar player seeks revenge.  Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.

2.  Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop.  Fat man dies.

[Listener]

Four engineers build a time machine in their garage.  After that, it gets confusing.

Primer

Yeah.

Clone threatens to destroy the good guys, all because he can't get protagonist's blood.  Also, beloved character sacrifices himself to save everyone.

Woman lays herself bare in order to play with instrument being held by tattooed naked guy.  Daughter not amused.

Hmm, I'll rephrase:

Rogue watches as her mom whores herself out for her favorite musical instrument which is being held by a local tattooed guy.

The Piano?

I could swear she was in that.

[Beefy]

Woman dies, leaves house to daughter, finds two guys living there.  They learn to live with each other.  Finds out one guy is her dad.

That movie with John Travolta.  Something Something Bobby Long.

[Beefy]

The Piano?

I could swear she was in that.

Ding!

[Listener]

Woman dies, leaves house to daughter, finds two guys living there.  They learn to live with each other.  Finds out one guy is her dad.

That movie with John Travolta.  Something Something Bobby Long.

A Love Song for Bobby Long

[Beefy]

1.  Guitar player seeks revenge.  Lots of blood, swarthy people, good music.

2.  Buxom blonde assists ex and his new squeeze escape with help from blind brother and sympathetic anti-hero cop.  Fat man dies.

1. 976-EVIL

2. Naked Gun 33 1/3

[Listener]

Overweight private detective unravels complex kidnapping, extortion, blackmail plot.  Janine Melnitz co-stars.  Shoe-Fu ensues.

[dazie]

nope

I've actually never seen the first one.