Oceangram

[Gamplayerx]

I'm telling my deepest darkest secrets.....wooooo!

Did you sign them?

[Gamplayerx]

Hey, look at that!  A big blue balloon!

[sapphirehart]

I'm telling my deepest darkest secrets.....wooooo!

Did you sign them?

Heavens, NO!  I don't want them to come back and haunt me.

[Gamplayerx]

I'm telling my deepest darkest secrets.....wooooo!

Did you sign them?

Heavens, NO!  I don't want them to come back and haunt me.

Hells bells, girl.  How am I supposed to mock you mercilessly then? 

I know.  I'll just decide which ones are yours.

[sapphirehart]

I'm telling my deepest darkest secrets.....wooooo!

Did you sign them?

Heavens, NO!  I don't want them to come back and haunt me.

Hells bells, girl.  How am I supposed to mock you mercilessly then? 

I know.  I'll just decide which ones are yours.

The ones that are most unbelievable are probably mine.

[Gamplayerx]

poop---------------a doop
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You dirty bird!!  Frankly, I'm shocked.  Shocked and awed!

[dc]

I'm just using it to spread nasty rumors about Gamp.

[Gamplayerx]

I'm just using it to spread nasty rumors about Gamp.

That's funny.  I'm doing the same thing about FalloutBoy.

[Gamplayerx]

Five?  Five?!?  When do you sleep??

[BigDun]

I sent out one that said "The answer to life is in the sea. Too bad the answer is way at the bottom."

I thought the sentiment was deep. Get it, deep. Hahahahahaha

I've seen no bottles, balloons, or replies.

I'm very sad.

[cnamon]

Well I'll be a bumble bee!---------------Well I'll be a hairy spider then---------------and I'll be a sparkling unicorn---------------then I'll be a crafty fox---------------I want to be a snuggley bunny---------------and i want to be a maggot.-al.---------------i'll be a smart monkey
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and you can all be douche bags together

[dazie]

Heh.  I got one I replied to yesterday. 

[Alice]

Heh.  I got one I replied to yesterday. 

Cool!

[DownSouth]

I'm getting as many leaking bottles as I am readable notes.

[Alice]

I'm getting as many leaking bottles as I am readable notes.

I've gotten nothing but leaky ones for the past hour.

[dazie]

Does that mean you just didn't pick them up fast enough?  I'm getting a bunch too.

[DownSouth]

Does that mean you just didn't pick them up fast enough?  I'm getting a bunch too.

I picked the last leaky one up right when it floated in.

[dazie]

Oh.  Well there goes that idea.

All my great works- lost because of a leaky bottle. 

[cnamon]

Oh.  Well there goes that idea.

All my great works- lost because of a leaky bottle. 

I thought you lost them because you were a dirty pirate whore?

[dazie]

Oh.  Well there goes that idea.

All my great works- lost because of a leaky bottle. 

I thought you lost them because you were a dirty pirate whore?

No- that was my virginity and my self respect.

[Beefy]

Mine are all leaky.

[dazie]

oo- I just went to send one of those on and a whole big bunch of posts showed up on it.

[Alice]

oo- I just went to send one of those on and a whole big bunch of posts showed up on it.

Sometimes the post shows up, sometimes they don't.

[Alice]

Hello,

The reason for the leaking bottles is slow network, it could be because of the dial up or from our end due to high overload.  We are working on fixing the load issue.  We have stopped the leaking bottle system and replaced it with a longer cork time.  The cork will wiggle until the message is sent from the network.  This will give more time for the message to arrive.  Refresh you browser to get the new system.  If the bottle still does not open after a while, try again at a later time when hopefully the load is less.  We will have the new larger network in place in about a week.

Regards,
Oceangram

[Jessie]

Hello,

The reason for the leaking bottles is slow network, it could be because of the dial up or from our end due to high overload.  We are working on fixing the load issue.  We have stopped the leaking bottle system and replaced it with a longer cork time.  The cork will wiggle until the message is sent from the network.  This will give more time for the message to arrive.  Refresh you browser to get the new system.  If the bottle still does not open after a while, try again at a later time when hopefully the load is less.  We will have the new larger network in place in about a week.

Regards,
Oceangram

I wondered why I got one that the cork just kept wiggling and wiggling.  Thanks, Alice!