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Started by eo000, April 03, 2005, 06:02:19 PM

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eo000

EMHE is new tonight, don't forget.  :)

ignom

You people will watch anything. Don't you know that Universal Soldier: The Return is on tonight?
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Infobahn

I am watching AFV on ABC prior to EMHE

eo000

Quote from: Infobahn on April 03, 2005, 06:21:08 PM
I am watching AFV on ABC prior to EMHE
me too!  Can you ever get enough monkeys dropkicking kids? cause i can't

Infobahn

Quote from: eo000 on April 03, 2005, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on April 03, 2005, 06:21:08 PM
I am watching AFV on ABC prior to EMHE
me too! Can you ever get enough monkeys dropkicking kids? cause i can't

I like the barfing babies.

Gamplayerx

Whoa.  Good thing that I remembered on my own because I just saw this now!

I liked the kitten playing with (well, near might be a better term) that woman's sock.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy

Quote from: DownSouth on April 04, 2005, 10:20:03 AM
What is EMHE?

Extreme Makeover Home Edition, I believe.

Yes, I am sad that I know that.

cnamon

Quote from: DownSouth on April 04, 2005, 10:20:03 AM
What is EMHE?
Extreme Makeover Home Edition.  I missed it last night.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Beef on April 04, 2005, 10:21:09 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 04, 2005, 10:20:03 AM
What is EMHE?

Extreme Makeover Home Edition, I believe.

Yes, I am sad that I know that.

Why are you sad to know that?  That show RAWKS!

Gamplayerx

Bonus!  An EMHE repeat, but I've never seen it before! 

Alice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 03, 2005, 07:41:45 PM
Bonus!  An EMHE repeat, but I've never seen it before! 
Man this show makes me cry so much.

Gamplayerx

I know!  I'm a big, weepy, soggy mess!

Alice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 03, 2005, 09:02:48 PM
I know!  I'm a big, weepy, soggy mess!

Me too.

Thank God I have a dog, so I have been able to train him to bring me kleenex and a calming glass of wine.

Gamplayerx

Damn you dog owners and your pets that easily bend to the will of others!

BigDun

Quote from: aliceliddell on July 03, 2005, 09:15:06 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 03, 2005, 09:02:48 PM
I know!  I'm a big, weepy, soggy mess!

Me too.

Thank God I have a dog, so I have been able to train him to bring me kleenex and a calming glass of wine.

Can your dog fetch me a beer? I'll give him biscuit as a reward.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Alice

Quote from: BigDun on July 03, 2005, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 03, 2005, 09:15:06 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 03, 2005, 09:02:48 PM
I know!  I'm a big, weepy, soggy mess!

Me too.

Thank God I have a dog, so I have been able to train him to bring me kleenex and a calming glass of wine.

Can your dog fetch me a beer? I'll give him biscuit as a reward.
He'd rather have some of your beer.

BigDun

Quote from: aliceliddell on July 03, 2005, 10:38:25 PM
Quote from: BigDun on July 03, 2005, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 03, 2005, 09:15:06 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 03, 2005, 09:02:48 PM
I know!  I'm a big, weepy, soggy mess!

Me too.

Thank God I have a dog, so I have been able to train him to bring me kleenex and a calming glass of wine.

Can your dog fetch me a beer? I'll give him biscuit as a reward.
He'd rather have some of your beer.

It's my beer I tell you! Mine! Keep your dog's dirty tongue out of my beer!
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

ReBurn

Quote from: BigDun on July 03, 2005, 10:50:25 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 03, 2005, 10:38:25 PM
Quote from: BigDun on July 03, 2005, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 03, 2005, 09:15:06 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 03, 2005, 09:02:48 PM
I know!  I'm a big, weepy, soggy mess!

Me too.

Thank God I have a dog, so I have been able to train him to bring me kleenex and a calming glass of wine.

Can your dog fetch me a beer? I'll give him biscuit as a reward.
He'd rather have some of your beer.

It's my ear I tell you! Mine! Keep your dog's dirty tongue out of my ear!
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

eo000

New EM:HE tonight!!! (it just started)

Gamplayerx

I know!  I missed the first 15 minutes though.  Darnit.

Gamplayerx

Uh, that was a subtle hint for you to tell me what I missed!

eo000

Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 14, 2005, 06:32:10 PM
Uh, that was a subtle hint for you to tell me what I missed!

ty and preston had a nude mud wrestling match.

eo000

you just missed the backstory.

QuoteWhat started out one night as a beautiful, picture perfect summer evening for Colleen Nick and her children quickly spiraled into a horrible tragedy that would haunt the family and their community forever. Colleen and the kids had traveled to Alma, Arkansas, to watch their friend's son play in a little league game at a brand new ballpark. Several innings into the game, six-year-old Morgan was bored and asked her mom if she could join her friends in catching fireflies. Colleen remembered thinking how happy Morgan looked to be set free. That's the last memory she has of her eldest daughter; Morgan suddenly vanished. A massive manhunt got underway quickly, as this parent's worst nightmare came true.

Gamplayerx

Ouch, sounds horrible.  Poor family.  I'm recording it from when I realized that it was on. 

eo000

did you remember to record both hours?

Gamplayerx

I did.  I'm clever.  ;D

Yeah, yeah.  I forgot it was on in the first place.  Whatever.

Jessie

I cried.  I kept waiting for them to bring her home. 
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

cnamon


Gamplayerx

I wouldn't go to Capitol Heights for anything.  I try to not even go to Prince George's County if I can help it.

Jessie

8 kids and two bedrooms?

Yowzers.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 16, 2005, 12:29:38 PM
I wouldn't go to Capitol Heights for anything.  I try to not even go to Prince George's County if I can help it.

I made the GINORMOUS mistake of flying into National one 4th of July weekend and staying at a Motel 6 in Capitol Heights.  I don't think I slept more than 15 minutes, I didn't use th bathroom and I put the table in front of the door. 

That's what you get for booking online.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

cnamon

Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 16, 2005, 12:29:38 PM
I wouldn't go to Capitol Heights for anything.  I try to not even go to Prince George's County if I can help it.
Me either...I try not to cross the Anacostia for that matter.

I am reading some of the comments on the story and this one pissed me off:

QuoteShe was probably walking around flaunting her Gucci Bags and her L.A Style.  This is how we roll in P.G.  That house probably would of been robbed of everything in it anyway...So it's good they cancelled the show.

I hate PG County.

Gamplayerx

Damnit!  Even when I remember on my own, I forget and miss the first 15 minutes.

eo000


Gamplayerx

It says repeat, but I've never seen it.  They built a duplex for two homeless families.

eo000

Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 21, 2005, 07:58:55 PM
It says repeat, but I've never seen it.  They built a duplex for two homeless families.
crap. i don't remember that one.

ReBurn

That was awfully nice of them.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Gamplayerx

Quote from: eo000 on August 21, 2005, 07:59:53 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 21, 2005, 07:58:55 PM
It says repeat, but I've never seen it.  They built a duplex for two homeless families.
crap. i don't remember that one.
They also made a park for the neighborhood.  And I'm guessing they're going to give the dad of one of the families a job, but I'm on time delay.

Gamplayerx

They also built a community center.

This show makes me so soggy.

eo000

new two part episode tonight, starting at 7. :)

Jessie

Timothy's singing in the shower right now so that he can watch EMHE uninterrupted.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

I remembered and recorded it. I'm watching it now. :)

Jessie

It didn't make me cry this time.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

I did.  Not as much as other shows - but some bits got to me.  I'm a sap.

ignom

Cradle 2 the Grave is on TBS. Jet Li is kicking some ass.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Infobahn

EMHE Alert!

Of course, West Wing is on at the same time.  I need Tivo.

Gamplayerx


Jessie

I so had to work.

If Gamp didn't cry it probably wasn't that good anyway.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

It wasn't bad.  It just wasn't a tear jerker.

Alice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 03, 2005, 08:43:12 AM
It wasn't bad.  It just wasn't a tear jerker.
Was this the one about the moron family that took in 12 kids with behavioral problems?

Gamplayerx

I think there were only 4 or 5 kids.  The story didn't really interest me, so I only paid attention to the house.

cnamon

Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 03, 2005, 10:48:39 AM
I think there were only 4 or 5 kids.  The story didn't really interest me, so I only paid attention to the house.
It was 6 kids and they want more if they can.

Beefy

Quote from: cnamon on October 03, 2005, 10:55:34 AM
It was 6 kids and they want more if they can.

Fuck that.

Alice

Quote from: cnamon on October 03, 2005, 10:55:34 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 03, 2005, 10:48:39 AM
I think there were only 4 or 5 kids.  The story didn't really interest me, so I only paid attention to the house.
It was 6 kids and they want more if they can.
That's the most ridiculous thing ever.  They should not be rewarded by getting a new house - they should be institutionalized.

2 parents don't have enough time to spend with 6 normal kids, add to that behavior problems?  I think these parents are doing the kids a greater disservice than they think.

Gamplayerx

New one tonight!

And I remembered, even with the pesky time change.

Yay!

Gamplayerx

Oh, it's the Capitol Heights, MD one with all the controversy that happened with someone's wife getting robbed or something.

cnamon

Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 30, 2005, 08:28:46 PM
Oh, it's the Capitol Heights, MD one with all the controversy that happened with someone's wife getting robbed or something.
The producer's wife got robbed in a hotel. 

The mom was quite sweaty.

Gamplayerx

She was inordinately sweaty.  :)

Beefy

Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 31, 2005, 09:31:21 AM
She was inordinately sweaty.  :)

Who determines what level Inordinate is on the sweat scale?  Is it a sliding scale?  Is it different for women than it is for men?

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Batty on October 31, 2005, 11:50:36 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 31, 2005, 09:31:21 AM
She was inordinately sweaty.  :)

Who determines what level Inordinate is on the sweat scale?  Is it a sliding scale?  Is it different for women than it is for men?
Me.  No - although it can get pretty slippery, what with all the sweat.  No.

Jessie

Hour 2 just started.  Gamp, are you watching this?  The cheesy country song made me get a little weepy.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

Yes.  I hate having puffy eyes on Mondays.  Damn this show!

eo000

that was a pretty fat house.

Gamplayerx

fat or phat?

I'm so unhip.

HELIX

Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 06, 2005, 09:27:42 PM
fat or phat?

I'm so unhip.
must be phat...how can a house be fat?  and if you are "unhip" how do you know about the other fat?
Some people look at jerky and say, "Why?"  I look at jerky and say, "Mmm! Jerky!"


Gamplayerx

Um. I'm oddly mishapen?

ReBurn

Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 06, 2005, 09:34:45 PM
Um. I'm oddly mishapen?
Good thing Grumpus is online.  I might've asked for pics otherwise.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Gamplayerx