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Started by dazie, May 18, 2006, 01:48:50 PM

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Jessie

#26
October 24, 2006, 02:35:27 PM
Oh my god, I might explode.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Jessie

#27
October 24, 2006, 02:37:22 PM
Why won't it let me save them or set them as my desktop???

This is not fair!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

cnamon

#28
October 24, 2006, 02:42:45 PM
I can...which ones do you want?

Jessie

#29
October 24, 2006, 02:43:30 PM
The cute ones, of course :)

I saved one, but it didn't work. 

It's ok, I made a cute pug from this thread my desktop, so I'm satiated.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

#30
October 24, 2006, 05:28:27 PM
I wonder what's wrong with the black puppy.

Alice

#31
October 24, 2006, 07:41:47 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 24, 2006, 05:28:27 PM
I wonder what's wrong with the black puppy.
Flat sternum that didn't allow her to breathe correctly.

Dry then Catch

#32
October 26, 2006, 12:52:50 AM
the best pugs

1)  bulgy eyes
2)  far apart eyes
3)  cross eyes
3)  musty grandpa's attic odor
4)  whiny as hell
5)  sheds
6)  breathing problems
7)  curly tail

dazie

#33
December 05, 2006, 05:48:15 PM
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Dry then Catch

#34
December 06, 2006, 11:22:52 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 05, 2006, 05:48:15 PM


they must used glue to keep them all in one place.  i have no idea how else

DownSouth

#35
December 06, 2006, 11:28:08 AM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on December 06, 2006, 11:22:52 AM
Quote from: dazie on December 05, 2006, 05:48:15 PM


they must used glue to keep them all in one place.  i have no idea how else
They're stuffed.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Dry then Catch

#36
December 06, 2006, 11:44:04 AM
either way, I'm washing that bowl when i eat my chunky soup

dazie

#37
December 06, 2006, 02:19:03 PM
Ursus' room has recently adopted a pug puppy to be a therapy dog for the kids.  OMG she's so damn cute.  So much energy in such a little bundle.  When she starts running really fast, her back half almost overtakes her front half.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

#38
December 06, 2006, 02:44:45 PM
Room?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

#39
December 06, 2006, 02:48:48 PM
Ursus works with low-to-middle functioning kids with autism.  They have a "resource" room where the kids spend most of their time, and that's where the puppy is.  She goes home at night with the head teacher.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

#40
December 06, 2006, 02:51:47 PM
Quote from: dazie on December 06, 2006, 02:48:48 PM
Ursus works with low-to-middle functioning kids with autism.  They have a "resource" room where the kids spend most of their time, and that's where the puppy is.  She goes home at night with the head teacher.
They have someone that teaches head?  That seems a little inappropriate.

dazie

#41
December 06, 2006, 02:52:12 PM
Only on days when Jessie can't be there to demonstrate hand jobs.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

#42
July 18, 2007, 04:40:40 PM
We pug sat for about a week while her owner was out of town.

Wheezy, snoring, smelly little thing.  Zeus thought she was a goddess, so I had this weird canine conga line snaking through the house for a week.

I was at work when her people came to pick her up so I missed this, but evidently after this dog poops, the owner wipes her butt.  (The dog's butt, not the owner's butt)

WTF.  No wonder the thing has issues.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Bennyhana

#43
July 18, 2007, 05:10:39 PM
Quote from: dazie on July 18, 2007, 04:40:40 PM
We pug sat for about a week while her owner was out of town.

Wheezy, snoring, smelly little thing.  Zeus thought she was a goddess, so I had this weird canine conga line snaking through the house for a week.

I was at work when her people came to pick her up so I missed this, but evidently after this dog poops, the owner wipes her butt.  (The dog's butt, not the owner's butt)

WTF.  No wonder the thing has issues.

That's not natural.

VikingJuice

#44
July 18, 2007, 05:38:27 PM
Pugs are crazy cute but I've heard from numerous owners that they fart a lot.  More than most dogs.  Must be some gastro issue biologically specific to them.

Alice

#45
July 18, 2007, 05:48:48 PM
Inbreeding dogs for centuries tends to lead to poor genes after awhile.  I'm guessing the gastro issue is just from generations of incest.

VikingJuice

#46
July 18, 2007, 09:01:55 PM
Quote from: Alice on July 18, 2007, 05:48:48 PM
Inbreeding dogs for centuries tends to lead to poor genes after awhile.  I'm guessing the gastro issue is just from generations of incest.

I think you just summed up my Louisiana side of the family.  Let's just say that when any family members refer to that part of our unfortunate gene pool, we refer to it as the "Griswald" side of the family.

Dry then Catch

#47
July 19, 2007, 12:29:57 PM
Quote from: VikingJuice on July 18, 2007, 05:38:27 PM
Pugs are crazy cute but I've heard from numerous owners that they fart a lot.  More than most dogs.  Must be some gastro issue biologically specific to them.

Its always helpful to have another culprit. 

dazie

#48
July 27, 2007, 09:03:46 AM
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

#49
July 27, 2007, 09:44:42 AM
That there is disturbing.
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