*drool* NSFW

[Alice]

If I were ever to get a tramp stamp, I think it would be this - going horizontally:

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

About two years ago I met a girl who wanted to get a memorial to her uncle tattooed across her lower back.

It would have been his face and his DOB and DOD.

How are you supposed to have sex with a woman when everytime you smash it from behind you see some dead guy staring up at you?

you can't. it cannot be done. it should not be done.

[meredith]

does anyone else think "100 200 400 800 1000 2000 1-up 1-up 1-up ..." as they're gettin' busy?

[swolt]

does anyone else think "100 200 400 800 1000 2000 1-up 1-up 1-up ..." as they're gettin' busy?

think it? I scream it.

[Bishamonten]

About two years ago I met a girl who wanted to get a memorial to her uncle tattooed across her lower back.

It would have been his face and his DOB and DOD.

How are you supposed to have sex with a woman when everytime you smash it from behind you see some dead guy staring up at you?

you can't. it cannot be done. it should not be done.

Bullshit.  It has multiple advantages to a tattoo of an uncle, whom I will call Buck:

1)  If you're having hangtime problems, just have a little mental conversation with Uncle Buck's tattoo there. 

2)  Everyone needs a sex-cheerleader.  If you're working hard, there's no fault in looking into Uncle Buck's brown eyes, giving him the shooter, and winking like you see in old westerns before you give a little slap and a gleeful, grin-bearing "yee-haw"

3)  Some girls won't let you come on their face... might as well come on someone's.
    3a)  If they're against you coming on their face, tell them you only want to do it out of respect for Uncle Buck's visage and you wouldn't want to dishonor him.

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

About two years ago I met a girl who wanted to get a memorial to her uncle tattooed across her lower back.

It would have been his face and his DOB and DOD.

How are you supposed to have sex with a woman when everytime you smash it from behind you see some dead guy staring up at you?

you can't. it cannot be done. it should not be done.

Bullshit.  It has multiple advantages to a tattoo of an uncle, whom I will call Buck:

1)  If you're having hangtime problems, just have a little mental conversation with Uncle Buck's tattoo there. 

2)  Everyone needs a sex-cheerleader.  If you're working hard, there's no fault in looking into Uncle Buck's brown eyes, giving him the shooter, and winking like you see in old westerns before you give a little slap and a gleeful, grin-bearing "yee-haw"

3)  Some girls won't let you come on their face... might as well come on someone's.
    3a)  If they're against you coming on their face, tell them you only want to do it out of respect for Uncle Buck's visage and you wouldn't want to dishonor him.

But when I am spitting on their back, how will it be possible to differentiate between target practice on Uncle Buck and just straight out mysogyny?

[Bishamonten]

About two years ago I met a girl who wanted to get a memorial to her uncle tattooed across her lower back.

It would have been his face and his DOB and DOD.

How are you supposed to have sex with a woman when everytime you smash it from behind you see some dead guy staring up at you?

you can't. it cannot be done. it should not be done.

Bullshit.  It has multiple advantages to a tattoo of an uncle, whom I will call Buck:

1)  If you're having hangtime problems, just have a little mental conversation with Uncle Buck's tattoo there. 

2)  Everyone needs a sex-cheerleader.  If you're working hard, there's no fault in looking into Uncle Buck's brown eyes, giving him the shooter, and winking like you see in old westerns before you give a little slap and a gleeful, grin-bearing "yee-haw"

3)  Some girls won't let you come on their face... might as well come on someone's.
    3a)  If they're against you coming on their face, tell them you only want to do it out of respect for Uncle Buck's visage and you wouldn't want to dishonor him.

But when I am spitting on their back, how will it be possible to differentiate between target practice on Uncle Buck and just straight out mysogyny?

Can't it be both, SMH?  Can't it be both?

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

I think that for the sake of this thread we are going to have to agree to disagree.

[Bishamonten]

I think that for the sake of this thread we are going to have to agree to disagree.

Go get 'im tiger

[swolt]

oh man that would be awesome. If you are taking her Bish style you could punch Uncle Buck in the face just as your come, making her tighten up.
So you get the added bonus of punching someone in the face as you come but without the blood/pressed charges afterwards.

maybe that's why I don't have a girlfriend...

[Miss Molly]

someone please tag this topic NSFW!!!!!

damnit

[Alice]

someone please tag this topic NSFW!!!!!

damnit

Sorry, I didn't intend for it to go this way.   

[ReBurn]

someone please tag this topic NSFW!!!!!

damnit

Sorry, I didn't intend for it to go this way.   

That's a rather large NSFW there!

[Alice]

someone please tag this topic NSFW!!!!!

damnit

Sorry, I didn't intend for it to go this way.   

That's a rather large NSFW there!

It's just a leg, isn't it?

Crap - did I get pwned for linking to someone elses photobucket???

[ReBurn]

someone please tag this topic NSFW!!!!!

damnit

Sorry, I didn't intend for it to go this way.   

That's a rather large NSFW there!

It's just a leg, isn't it?

Crap - did I get pwned for linking to someone elses photobucket???

No, I can see it.  I was referring to the size 30 font in Molly's post.

But if you ever do get that as a tramp stamp, please take pics for all to see!

[pumpkineye]

someone please tag this topic NSFW!!!!!

damnit

Sorry, I didn't intend for it to go this way.   

That's a rather large NSFW there!

It's just a leg, isn't it?

Crap - did I get pwned for linking to someone elses photobucket???

i think it's the text of what they were saying, not your picture

[nishi]

i'm confused. when are our topics ever safe for work?

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

Kill whitey!

HUZZAH! ON TO WASHINGTON!

[Miss Molly]

someone please tag this topic NSFW!!!!!

damnit

Sorry, I didn't intend for it to go this way.   

That's a rather large NSFW there!

It's just a leg, isn't it?

Crap - did I get pwned for linking to someone elses photobucket???

i think it's the text of what they were saying, not your picture

PE is correct.  I have the misfortune to sit with my back to the door, hence, my computer screen fully visible.  People are always walking by and some people have been known to sneak up on me and peek over my shoulder. 

Not your fault, Alice.  The fault of these filthy men we have roaming around here.

[meredith]

talking about a tramp stamp is like planting the seed for a perv blossom

[dazie]

"perv bossom" is an unsatisfying GIS.

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

I can't help but feel partially responsible.

FREE PORN NOW, ASK ME HOW!

[meredith]

I can't help but feel partially responsible.

HOW NOW, BROWN COW?

[Jessie]

My appreciation for you freaks grows every day.

[Bishamonten]

i'm confused. when are our topics ever safe for work?

There's a NSFW thread for things that will most likely get you fired from your job.

All in all, Junto is not appropriate for browsing at work - in our out of the NSFW threads  ... and I like to think I had a hand in that.

[ReBurn]

i'm confused. when are our topics ever safe for work?

There's a NSFW thread for things that will most likely get you fired from your job.

All in all, Junto is not appropriate for browsing at work - in our out of the NSFW threads  ... and I like to think I had a hand in that.

a hand in it?