Golden Globes

[Jessie]

I guess they're on tonight.  I'm watching the Red Carpet on E!  I realized that I have a wicked crush on Heath Ledger now.

[Jessie]

Melanie Griffith is a crackhead and her daughter looks a bit like a hooker and talks like a pothead.

[Jessie]

holy crap alanis morrisette is blonde

Where's Dottie?  I need her to watch this with me.

[Beefy]

I'll probably be watching it, but won't have a computer near.

*cheers for George Clooney*

[Infobahn]

I like George.

I will be watching with laptop in lap.

[Beefy]

I will be watching with laptop in lap.

Don't burn your peener.

[Jessie]

I'm cheering for Heath, but I'll likely be asleep before they say who wins anything important.

[Beefy]

I'm cheering for Heath, but I'll likely be asleep before they say who wins anything important.

None of it is important.

[Jessie]

I'm cheering for Heath, but I'll likely be asleep before they say who wins anything important.

None of it is important.

True.

[Infobahn]

I will be watching with laptop in lap.

Don't burn your peener.

Thanks for the heads up...

[Jessie]

I will be watching with laptop in lap.

Don't burn your peener.

Thanks for the heads up...

If you keep your head up, you're gonna burn your peener.

[Infobahn]

I will be watching with laptop in lap.

Don't burn your peener.

Thanks for the heads up...

If you keep your head up, you're gonna burn your peener.

How do you think I type?

[Jessie]

George Clooney is too funny.

[dazie]

Is there some site streaming it?

[Jessie]

Dunno.  It's on NBC.

[Jessie]

Drew Barrymore, dear, you need a bra.  They just aren't perky like they used to be.

[Infobahn]

She doesn't need a sammich.

[dazie]

I love her.

[Jessie]

She doesn't need a sammich.

No, no she doesn't.

[Jessie]

I think I'm gonna have to watch the rest of this from bed.  I'll save all my catty comments for tomorrow.

[Infobahn]

Damn you

[dazie]

I'd make catty remarks with you Info, but 1.  The computer is nowhere near the TV and 2. We have no TV reception.

[Infobahn]

That's cool.

[dazie]

Riddle me this- if the movie "Mrs. Henderson Presents" is up for best Musical or Comedy, how is Bob Hoskins up for best supporting actor for drama for a role in that movie?

[Infobahn]

It's the Globes.  Those crazy foriegners

[Infobahn]

There is no specific Drama supporting category.  They throw in comedy, musical and drama all in one.

[dazie]

Ah.  If I could actually READ, I'd probably have caught that.

[Jessie]

What a beautiful song.  I love Emmylou Harris.

( Santaolalla/Taupin)

Go to sleep, may your sweet dreams come true
Just lay back in my arms for one more night
I've this crazy old notion that calls me sometimes
Saying this one's the love of our lives.

Refrain:
Cause I know a love that will never grow old
And I know a love that will never grow old.

When you wake up the world may have changed
But trust in me, I'll never falter or fail
Just the smile in your eyes, it can light up the night,
And your laughter's like wind in my sails.

(Refrain)

Lean on me, let our hearts beat in time,
Feel strength from the hands that have held you so long.
Who cares where we go on this rutted old road
In a world that may say that we're wrong.

(Refrain)

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I like George.

I will be watching with laptop in lap.

how old is this girl that your calling laptop?

[Mr. Ubiquity]

There is no specific Drama supporting category.  They throw in comedy, musical and drama all in one.

i was gonna ask about that, because they listed it as musicial or comedy for Walk the Line.  Which makes no sense, it is NOT a musical or comedy.   its a loose biography if not a drama.   They should leave those three seperate.  You cant compare monty python to Chicago to Hostel( i know its not a drama).  They must not have th support they used to, have to get that musical shit or whatever in between the actual awards now to pay the bill.

[DownSouth]

Anybody got pics of Barrymore so Erika can see?  I watched until about 9.

[Jessie]

Anybody got pics of Barrymore so Erika can see?  I watched until about 9.

Watch the E! best/worst show tonight at 8.  Surely they'll show her.

http://www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Golden2006/

[DownSouth]

Anybody got pics of Barrymore so Erika can see?  I watched until about 9.

Watch the E! best/worst show tonight at 8.  Surely they'll show her.

http://www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Golden2006/

Shit, they showed it on the news this morning.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Anybody got pics of Barrymore so Erika can see?  I watched until about 9.

Watch the E! best/worst show tonight at 8.  Surely they'll show her.

http://www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Golden2006/

Shit, they showed tit on the news this morning.

[Infobahn]

I like George.

I will be watching with laptop in lap.

how old is this girl that your calling laptop?

How old is your Momma?  She's kinda heavy.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

heavenly thought.   stoned and makin out with Mary Parker

http://www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Golden2006/BestWorst/index9.html

[dazie]

I like George.

I will be watching with laptop in lap.

how old is this girl that your calling laptop?

How old is your Momma?  She's kinda heavy.

WOOO!  Awesome!

[Mr. Ubiquity]

shes gives me fever.     FEVER...
gotta sing the song...

http://www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Golden2006/BestWorst/index15.html

[dazie]

Anybody got pics of Barrymore so Erika can see?  I watched until about 9.

This is the only one I found

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[dazie]

Someone needs to give this girl a sammich.

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[dazie]

Ho.  Plain and simple.

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[Mr. Ubiquity]

Someone needs to give this girl a sammich.

she will have one when they make Bridget Jones 3.

[Beefy]

I'll probably be watching it, but won't have a computer near.

*cheers for George Clooney*

Nevermind.

While I highly commend George for his artistic endeavours last year, he undermines his own credibility by going up on stage and acting like a teenager.  Good Night, and Good Luck took the high road; he should have done the same.

Meh.

[dazie]

Stick freaking insect.

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[dazie]

I love him.  *swoon*

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[DownSouth]

Someone needs to give this girl a sammich.

Someone needs to quit feeding her lemons.

[dazie]

Someone needs to give this girl a sammich.

Someone needs to quit feeding her lemons.

??

[Jessie]

Stick freaking insect.

I really think she's ugly.

I thought that Pam Anderson looked classy by Pam Anderson standards.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Stick freaking insect.

I really think she's ugly.

I thought that Pam Anderson looked classy by Pam Anderson standards.

by her standards, yes she looks quite civil.

[dazie]

Stick freaking insect.

I really think she's ugly.

I thought that Pam Anderson looked classy by Pam Anderson standards.

by her standards, yes she looks quite civil.

True dat.  Better than Melanie Griffith.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Stick freaking insect.

I really think she's ugly.

I thought that Pam Anderson looked classy by Pam Anderson standards.

by her standards, yes she looks quite civil.

True dat.  Better than Melanie Griffith.

Scarlett Johannssen looked magically delicious.

[DownSouth]

Someone needs to give this girl a sammich.

Someone needs to quit feeding her lemons.

??

She has a pucker face.

[dazie]

Someone needs to give this girl a sammich.

Someone needs to quit feeding her lemons.

??

She has a pucker face.

Ah yes-  I should have recognized it.  Ursus calls it "lemon face"

[Jessie]

Yes, Scarlet looked hot.  Her boobs looked like she might be pregnant, though.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Yes, Scarlet looked hot.  Her boobs looked like she might be pregnant, though.

doesnt change the hotness factor.

atleast with scarlett it seems to be a natural hotness, rather than a plastic or silicone or surgery hotness.   Hopefully she stays that way. 

Natalie Portman  - old and busted. 
Scarlett - new hotness.

[Beefy]

I thought Portman looked great with the short hair.  It showed off her bone structure really nicely.

[dazie]

I thought Portman looked great with the short hair.  It showed off her bone structure really nicely.

I agree.  She looks very elfin with the short cut.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I thought Portman looked great with the short hair.  It showed off her bone structure really nicely.

her gi jane haircut??  i guess so.  i mean shes not not attractive.   shes quite a beautiful young woman.  I'm falling back to that blonde slightly horse from screamin in bed too loud, but still sexy voiced Scarlett.

[Jessie]

I thought Portman looked great with the short hair.  It showed off her bone structure really nicely.

I totally agree.

Something about Anne Hathaway in Brokeback reminded me of her.  Their mouths are similar or something.

[dazie]

I thought Portman looked great with the short hair.  It showed off her bone structure really nicely.

I totally agree.

Something about Anne Hathaway in Brokeback reminded me of her.  Their mouths are similar or something.

There's a girl that needs a tan.  Did you see her last night?

[Alice]

I thought Portman looked great with the short hair.  It showed off her bone structure really nicely.

I totally agree.

Something about Anne Hathaway in Brokeback reminded me of her.  Their mouths are similar or something.

Anne Hathaway is in Brokeback?

Damn.  That just ruined my entire interest in that movie.

[cnamon]

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

Thanks for the addiction, Nishi!

[dazie]

I thought Portman looked great with the short hair.  It showed off her bone structure really nicely.

I totally agree.

Something about Anne Hathaway in Brokeback reminded me of her.  Their mouths are similar or something.

Anne Hathaway is in Brokeback?

Damn.  That just ruined my entire interest in that movie.

She's not in it much, but you do see her boobies.  It's a reason to draw the boys in.

[Listener]

What's with the suit?

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[Bennyhana]

I thought Portman looked great with the short hair.  It showed off my "bone structure" really nicely.

[Listener]

Of the movie awards, only one was not released in November or December of 2005.

There were LOTS of quality films released between January and October of 2005.  But they seem to have not gotten noticed.  Just like every year.

I hate Oscar Bait.  I still refuse to see Million Dollar Bullshit.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I thought Portman looked great with the short hair.  It showed off my "bone structure" really nicely.

bone structure.... i.e. anorexia??

[Alice]

What's with the suit?

I love that suit.

[nishi]

What's with the suit?

I love that suit.

seconded. very sharp; very sexy. it's beatifully tailored, it has a little of hollywood without being ridiculous, and it takes a lot of confidence and style to wear it well, which he does.

[ReBurn]

What's with the suit?

I love that suit.

seconded. very sharp; very sexy. it's beatifully tailored, it has a little of hollywood without being ridiculous, and it takes a lot of confidence and style to wear it well, which he does.

It also takes quite the backhand.

[Beefy]

What's with the suit?

I love that suit.

seconded. very sharp; very sexy. it's beatifully tailored, it has a little of hollywood without being ridiculous, and it takes a lot of confidence and style to wear it well, which he does.

It also takes quite the backhand.

I'm lost, biatch!

[Jessie]

It's pimptastic.

[Alice]

What's with the suit?

I love that suit.

seconded. very sharp; very sexy. it's beatifully tailored, it has a little of hollywood without being ridiculous, and it takes a lot of confidence and style to wear it well, which he does.

That's why I love 90% of what Andre 3000 wears.

[Beefy]

God help me, I think I'm going to cave and watch it again tonight.

I want to see if Masi Oka wins for Heroes.

Also, I now have that laptop I was missing last year so I can sit downstairs and post online and be catty and burn my ween.

[ReBurn]

OMG your laptop burns your ween, too?

[VikingJuice]

OMG your laptop burns your ween, too?

<<snicker>>

He said WEEN.

[Beefy]

OMG your laptop burns your ween, too?

<<snicker>>

He said WEEN.

http://www.youtube.com/v/22oswZ54500

[ReBurn]

OMG your laptop burns your ween, too?

<<snicker>>

He said WEEN.

http://www.youtube.com/v/22oswZ54500

You're like a kid with a new toy, aren't you?

[Beefy]

OMG your laptop burns your ween, too?

<<snicker>>

He said WEEN.

http://www.youtube.com/v/22oswZ54500

You're like a kid with a new toy, aren't you?

Totally.

[Beefy]

Sadly enough, here I sit.

Damn Salma Hayek is hot.

[Beefy]

I haven't seen Dreamgirls yet.  If she keeps talking I may pass on it completely.

[Beefy]

Woah, who let Bryan Adams back out of Canada?  He looks like hell.

[Beefy]

Ooo, Heroes picks up again in one week. Sweet.

[Beefy]

Damn.  Well if Hiro was going to lose, at least it was to someone of the calibre of Jeremy Irons.

[Beefy]

Nice to see someone who seems literally appreciative of these things.

[dazie]

Damn.  Well if Hiro was going to lose, at least it was to someone of the calibre of Jeremy Irons.

I love Jeremy Irons.  What'd he win for?

[Beefy]

Damn.  Well if Hiro was going to lose, at least it was to someone of the calibre of Jeremy Irons.

I love Jeremy Irons.  What'd he win for?

Best supporting for something having to do with Queen Elizabeth with Helen Mirren (no, not The Queen).

[Beefy]

Bill Nighy kicks so much ass.

[Beefy]

Hugh Laurie is a funny bastard.

[Beefy]

Commercials are using Morphine songs for music still!!!

Those guys were so awesome.  Even ten years later.

[BigDun]

I suggested watching the Golden Globes but this day two of the 24 premier and my wife was having none of it.

[Beefy]

Commercials are using Morphine songs for music still!!!

Those guys were so awesome.  Even ten years later.

For those of you who don't know:

http://www.youtube.com/v/yP8QhblSkRI

[Beefy]

As much as I will never watch Cars, John Lassiter is an amazing man.

[Infobahn]

As much as I will never watch Cars, John Lassiter is an amazing man.

Cars is a great movie.

[Beefy]

As much as I will never watch Cars, John Lassiter is an amazing man.

Cars is a great movie.

I will never know. 

[Infobahn]

As much as I will never watch Cars, John Lassiter is an amazing man.

Cars is a great movie.

I will never know. 

Why?

[Beefy]

As much as I will never watch Cars, John Lassiter is an amazing man.

Cars is a great movie.

I will never know. 

Why?

Larry the Cable Guy

[Alice]

As much as I will never watch Cars, John Lassiter is an amazing man.

Cars is a great movie.

I will never know. 

Why?

Larry the Cable Guy, I presume.

[Beefy]

As much as I will never watch Cars, John Lassiter is an amazing man.

Cars is a great movie.

I will never know. 

Why?

Larry the Cable Guy, I presume.

You know me too well.

[Alice]

You know me too well.

[Beefy]

Hahaha Prince is actually there.  I bet he wants to punch Justin Timberlake.

[Beefy]

Eddie Murphy comes across as an unappreciative dick.

[Beefy]

Yay Bill Nighy!

[Beefy]

I'm beginning to think this is the year of Helen Mirren.

Then again, Crash won best picture last year so anything is game.

[Beefy]

The Back to the Future / Christopher Lloyd commercial is creepy.

[Gamplayerx]

I'm pretty sure that there's a makeover show on somewhere.  You don't have to torture yourself with this.

[Beefy]

I'm pretty sure that there's a makeover show on somewhere.  You don't have to torture yourself with this.

True.

[Beefy]

Pan's Labyrinth, damnit. 

Granted, I haven't seen Letters From Iwo Jima...

[Beefy]

Never seen Ugly Betty but tell me that wasn't touching.

[Gamplayerx]

I tried to watch Ugly Betty once.  Nobody touched anyone that I recall.  I'm also not watching the Golden Globes.  Um, hi!

[Beefy]

The hostess/presenter chick is terrible.

[VikingJuice]

I watched about 10 minutes and couldn't take the boredom this year.  Hopefully the Oscar's will be better.

[Beefy]

Bulworth was completely unrespected.  It gets better as it ages.

[Infobahn]

It hasn't started here yet.

[BigDun]

The Back to the Future / Christopher Lloyd commercial is creepy.

I freeze framed that commercial and took pictures of the the old and current Lloyd. Big difference. Especially in High Def.

[Gamplayerx]

The Back to the Future / Christopher Lloyd commercial is creepy.

I freeze framed that commercial and took pictures of the the old and current Lloyd. Big difference. Especially in High Def.

Um.  Pics?

[BigDun]

The Back to the Future / Christopher Lloyd commercial is creepy.

I freeze framed that commercial and took pictures of the the old and current Lloyd. Big difference. Especially in High Def.

Um.  Pics?

Hmm... I have the pic of the young Lloyd but seem not to have a pic of the old. Oh well. Maybe next time it comes on I'll get the old Lloyd.

[DownSouth]

The Back to the Future / Christopher Lloyd commercial is creepy.

I freeze framed that commercial and took pictures of the the old and current Lloyd. Big difference. Especially in High Def.

GREAT SCOTT!  THAT COMMERIAL IS CREEPY!

[Gamplayerx]

The Back to the Future / Christopher Lloyd commercial is creepy.

I freeze framed that commercial and took pictures of the the old and current Lloyd. Big difference. Especially in High Def.

GREAT SCOTT!  THAT COMMERIAL IS CREEPY!

um.  Pics?

[DownSouth]

The Back to the Future / Christopher Lloyd commercial is creepy.

I freeze framed that commercial and took pictures of the the old and current Lloyd. Big difference. Especially in High Def.

GREAT SCOTT!  THAT COMMERIAL IS CREEPY!

um.  Pics?

Turn on the damn show.

[Gamplayerx]

The Back to the Future / Christopher Lloyd commercial is creepy.

I freeze framed that commercial and took pictures of the the old and current Lloyd. Big difference. Especially in High Def.

GREAT SCOTT!  THAT COMMERIAL IS CREEPY!

um.  Pics?

Turn on the damn show.

I can't.  I don't have control of the remote.

[DownSouth]

You just missed Ahhhnold.  I have no idea why he was on this.

[DownSouth]

Ahhhhhnold just made a complete ass out of himself too.  Why is he on crutches?

[Infobahn]

You just missed Ahhhnold.  I have no idea why he was on this.

He is an actor, he is foreign, and his is the governor of the state?

[DownSouth]

You just missed Ahhhnold.  I have no idea why he was on this.

He is an actor, he is foreign, and his is the governor of the state?

You ever see Reagan on there?

[Gamplayerx]

Why is he on crutches?

Ski injury, I believe.

[Jessie]

I loved Bullworth.

[Gamplayerx]

Hey, I'm not a prude anymore!    ReBurn!

[Infobahn]

You just missed Ahhhnold.  I have no idea why he was on this.

He is an actor, he is foreign, and his is the governor of the state?

You ever see Reagan on there?

Yes, he was on.  1956.

[DownSouth]

You just missed Ahhhnold.  I have no idea why he was on this.

He is an actor, he is foreign, and his is the governor of the state?

You ever see Reagan on there?

Yes, he was on.  1956.

I don't mean when he was an actor. 

[Infobahn]

You just missed Ahhhnold.  I have no idea why he was on this.

He is an actor, he is foreign, and his is the governor of the state?

You ever see Reagan on there?

Yes, he was on.  1956.

I don't mean when he was an actor. 

I am sure he was on afterward, as well.

[Infobahn]

He was President of the Screen Actors Guild at the time.  That is like the Governor.

[DownSouth]

He was President of the Screen Actors Guild at the time.  That is like the Governor.

I wish i could argue that.

[Bennyhana]

You just missed Ahhhnold.  I have no idea why he was on this.

He is an actor, he is foreign, and his is the governor of the state?

You ever see Reagan on there?

Yes, he was on.  1956.

I don't mean when he was an actor. 

You think Reagan ever stopped acting?

[eo000]

Sasha Baron Cohen killed it last night.

[ReBurn]

You just missed Ahhhnold.  I have no idea why he was on this.

He is an actor, he is foreign, and his is the governor of the state?

You ever see Reagan on there?

Yes, he was on.  1956.

I don't mean when he was an actor. 

You think Reagan ever stopped acting?

He did when he died.

[Beefy]

Sasha Baron Cohen killed it last night.

He and Hugh Laurie were awesomely funny.  Thanks to last night and Talladega Nights, I finally want to see Borat.

[Beefy]

http://www.youtube.com/v/w9Hb8SenD98

[Jessie]

Sasha Baron Cohen killed it last night.

He and Hugh Laurie were awesomely funny.  Thanks to last night and Talladega Nights, I finally want to see Borat.

It's outrageous.

[Jessie]

Wow, Will Ferrell looked bad.

[Gamplayerx]

That Sasha guy is attractive.

[Bennyhana]

That Sasha guy is attractive.

And he thanked you in his speech.

[BigDun]

http://www.youtube.com/v/w9Hb8SenD98

This video is no longer available.

[Beefy]

Sasha Baron Cohen killed it last night.

He and Hugh Laurie were awesomely funny.  Thanks to last night and Talladega Nights, I finally want to see Borat.

Watched it last night.

Not the funniest film ever made, as some exclaimed, but certainly not the best film to watch when you have a very sore throat.  I hurt myself several times laughing at it.  It lost momentum along the way, and you could tell which parts were clearly staged.  The social commentary was delicious.

[dazie]

I guess they're on tonight.  I'm watching the Red Carpet on E!  I realized that I have a wicked crush on Heath Ledger now.

Now's your chance!  Go for it!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/07/people.splits.ap/index.html