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dazie

#25
January 09, 2006, 03:17:57 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on January 09, 2006, 03:16:27 PM
can someone lay this movie out in nice ikea style?

Which movie?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

meredith

#26
January 09, 2006, 03:19:55 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 09, 2006, 03:17:57 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on January 09, 2006, 03:16:27 PM
can someone lay this movie out in nice ikea style?

Which movie?

Brokeback Mountain?  I'm trying to figure out how to put this together.  tabs, slots, i'm lost.

dazie

#27
January 09, 2006, 03:29:23 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on January 09, 2006, 03:19:55 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 09, 2006, 03:17:57 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on January 09, 2006, 03:16:27 PM
can someone lay this movie out in nice ikea style?

Which movie?

Brokeback Mountain?  I'm trying to figure out how to put this together.  tabs, slots, i'm lost.

Ah.  Boys meet boys, fall in :heart:
Go their separate ways, marry girls
Meet up later, a few times a year for 20 years or so
I cry
Movie ends
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

meredith

#28
January 09, 2006, 03:35:04 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 09, 2006, 03:29:23 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on January 09, 2006, 03:19:55 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 09, 2006, 03:17:57 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on January 09, 2006, 03:16:27 PM
can someone lay this movie out in nice ikea style?

Which movie?

Brokeback Mountain?  I'm trying to figure out how to put this together.  tabs, slots, i'm lost.

Ah.  Boys meet boys, fall in :heart:
Go their separate ways, marry girls
Meet up later, a few times a year for 20 years or so
I cry
Movie ends

:)

the joke was supposed to be about assembly instructions that are hard to understand

dazie

#29
January 09, 2006, 03:36:18 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on January 09, 2006, 03:35:04 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 09, 2006, 03:29:23 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on January 09, 2006, 03:19:55 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 09, 2006, 03:17:57 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on January 09, 2006, 03:16:27 PM
can someone lay this movie out in nice ikea style?

Which movie?

Brokeback Mountain?  I'm trying to figure out how to put this together.  tabs, slots, i'm lost.

Ah.  Boys meet boys, fall in :heart:
Go their separate ways, marry girls
Meet up later, a few times a year for 20 years or so
I cry
Movie ends

:)

the joke was supposed to be about assembly instructions that are hard to understand

Oh.  I thought you were just dumb.


























;)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

#30
January 09, 2006, 03:51:43 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 09, 2006, 03:09:39 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 09, 2006, 07:24:26 AM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 09, 2006, 02:33:30 AM
Has anyone see Ang Lee's The Ice Storm (socio-moral commentary on the 70s)?  I feel we have talked about this before (not to derail)

Yes.  Depressing film.

wasn't their a depiction of children having sex?   Where was the uproar over that?  I mean iirc it was showing the destructive end of beingn extremely socially and morally libertine. 

I think the difference here is that 70's "immoral" liberals aren't held as iconic, while cowboys are.  Of course, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues didn't cause this furor because it sucked.  No one would care about Brokeback either, except apparently Ang Lee made a good movie.  And people like to go see good movies.

ReBurn

#31
January 09, 2006, 03:55:27 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 09, 2006, 03:51:43 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 09, 2006, 03:09:39 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 09, 2006, 07:24:26 AM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on January 09, 2006, 02:33:30 AM
Has anyone see Ang Lee's The Ice Storm (socio-moral commentary on the 70s)?  I feel we have talked about this before (not to derail)

Yes.  Depressing film.

wasn't their a depiction of children having sex?   Where was the uproar over that?  I mean iirc it was showing the destructive end of beingn extremely socially and morally libertine. 

I think the difference here is that 70's "immoral" liberals aren't held as iconic, while cowboys are.  Of course, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues didn't cause this furor because it sucked.  No one would care about Brokeback either, except apparently Ang Lee made a good movie.  And people like to go see good movies.
Not if they can give you teh ghey...
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

#32
January 12, 2006, 12:00:34 PM
I watched some VH1 special about this movie last night.  Those guys really seemed to put their heart into it.  The love scenes (from what I saw)...wow.

I really want to see this movie, and soon.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Mr. Ubiquity

#33
January 12, 2006, 12:09:34 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 12, 2006, 12:00:34 PM
I watched some VH1 special about this movie last night.  Those guys really seemed to put their heart into it.  The love scenes (from what I saw)...wow.

I really want to see this movie, and soon.

put more than their heart into it dear Jessie.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

nishi

#34
January 12, 2006, 12:28:20 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 12, 2006, 12:09:34 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 12, 2006, 12:00:34 PM
I watched some VH1 special about this movie last night.  Those guys really seemed to put their heart into it.  The love scenes (from what I saw)...wow.

I really want to see this movie, and soon.

put more than their heart into it dear Jessie.

golly. more gay jokes.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Mr. Ubiquity

#35
January 12, 2006, 12:34:17 PM
Quote from: nishi on January 12, 2006, 12:28:20 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 12, 2006, 12:09:34 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 12, 2006, 12:00:34 PM
I watched some VH1 special about this movie last night.  Those guys really seemed to put their heart into it.  The love scenes (from what I saw)...wow.

I really want to see this movie, and soon.

put more than their heart into it dear Jessie.

golly. more gay jokes.

yep  you know.. thats how it works.  Not everyone can be as highly educated or as moral a character as others.   some people use humor, albiet crude at that, to get though their day.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Jessie

#36
January 12, 2006, 12:36:53 PM
I think it looks like a beautiful movie.  I will cry, I can tell that already. 

I have much respect for those actors for putting themselves out there like that.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

meredith

#37
January 12, 2006, 12:38:34 PM
QuoteTwo gay guys, Larry and Casey, lived together.
One day, it was really hot and Larry came home and found Casey with his ass in the freezer.
Larry exclaimed,"Casey, what the hell are you doing with your ass in the freezer?!?"
Casey replied, "It's so hot outside that I thought you would like something cool to slip into."

this concludes our public service gay joke

dc

#38
January 12, 2006, 12:46:45 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 12, 2006, 12:34:17 PM
Quote from: nishi on January 12, 2006, 12:28:20 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 12, 2006, 12:09:34 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 12, 2006, 12:00:34 PM
I watched some VH1 special about this movie last night.  Those guys really seemed to put their heart into it.  The love scenes (from what I saw)...wow.

I really want to see this movie, and soon.

put more than their heart into it dear Jessie.

golly. more gay jokes.

yep  you know.. thats how it works.  Not everyone can be as highly educated or as moral a character as others.   some people use humor, albiet crude at that, to get though their day.

And some people use it to hide their sexual insecurities...

nishi

#39
January 12, 2006, 12:52:24 PM Last Edit: January 12, 2006, 01:04:35 PM by nishi
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 12, 2006, 12:34:17 PM
Quote from: nishi on January 12, 2006, 12:28:20 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 12, 2006, 12:09:34 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 12, 2006, 12:00:34 PM
I watched some VH1 special about this movie last night.  Those guys really seemed to put their heart into it.  The love scenes (from what I saw)...wow.

I really want to see this movie, and soon.

put more than their heart into it dear Jessie.

golly. more gay jokes.

yep  you know.. thats how it works.  Not everyone can be as highly educated or as moral a character as others.   some people use humor, albiet crude at that, to get though their day.

i don't mind gay jokes. this site would collapse without gay jokes. it's the ones that tend towards the homophobic that start to get on my nerves.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Bishamonten

#40
January 12, 2006, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 12, 2006, 12:34:17 PM
Quote from: nishi on January 12, 2006, 12:28:20 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on January 12, 2006, 12:09:34 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 12, 2006, 12:00:34 PM
I watched some VH1 special about this movie last night.  Those guys really seemed to put their heart into it.  The love scenes (from what I saw)...wow.

I really want to see this movie, and soon.

put more than their heart into it dear Jessie.

golly. more gay jokes.

yep  you know.. thats how it works.  Not everyone can be as highly educated or as moral a character as others.   some people use humor, albiet crude at that, to get though their day.

I staked claim to this land long before you showed up pal!  Stay on your side of the fence!

nishi

#41
January 12, 2006, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on January 12, 2006, 01:05:10 PM
I staked claim to this land long before you showed up pal!  Stay on your side of the fence!

glory hole?
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Bishamonten

#42
January 12, 2006, 01:07:36 PM
Quote from: nishi on January 12, 2006, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on January 12, 2006, 01:05:10 PM
I staked claim to this land long before you showed up pal!  Stay on your side of the fence!

glory hole?

Sweetheart, I turn every semi-roundish opening, be it anus, mail slot or hole-in-the-middle-of-a-CD into a "glory hole". 

nishi

#43
January 12, 2006, 01:08:17 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on January 12, 2006, 01:07:36 PM
Quote from: nishi on January 12, 2006, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on January 12, 2006, 01:05:10 PM
I staked claim to this land long before you showed up pal!  Stay on your side of the fence!

glory hole?

Sweetheart, I turn every semi-roundish opening, be it anus, mail slot or hole-in-the-middle-of-a-CD into a "glory hole". 

what about LPs?
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Bishamonten

#44
January 12, 2006, 01:09:15 PM
Quote from: nishi on January 12, 2006, 01:08:17 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on January 12, 2006, 01:07:36 PM
Quote from: nishi on January 12, 2006, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on January 12, 2006, 01:05:10 PM
I staked claim to this land long before you showed up pal!  Stay on your side of the fence!

glory hole?

Sweetheart, I turn every semi-roundish opening, be it anus, mail slot or hole-in-the-middle-of-a-CD into a "glory hole". 

what about LPs?

1984.  June.  I call the incedent - "How I ruined dad's copy of 'Meet the Beatles'"

Jessie

#45
January 12, 2006, 01:09:59 PM
What about life savers?  Perfect fit, no?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Bishamonten

#46
January 12, 2006, 01:10:42 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 12, 2006, 01:09:59 PM
What about life savers?  Perfect fit, no?

too much wiggle room

nishi

#47
January 12, 2006, 01:12:56 PM
Quote from: Bishamonten on January 12, 2006, 01:10:42 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 12, 2006, 01:09:59 PM
What about life savers?  Perfect fit, no?

too much wiggle room

however, they do have the 'chocolates on the pillow' kind of flair.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Bennyhana

#48
January 12, 2006, 01:15:07 PM
I think that marrying someone you don't love to fit some societal norm, and then actually seeing the person you do love behind their back is a pretty shitty thing to do to the person you marry.  If they were heterosexual, I'd argue that these guys were assholes.

Mr. Ubiquity

#49
January 12, 2006, 01:16:30 PM
Quote from: Bennyhana on January 12, 2006, 01:15:07 PM
I think that marrying someone you don't love to fit some societal norm, and then actually seeing the person you do love behind their back is a pretty shitty thing to do to the person you marry.  If they were heterosexual, I'd argue that these guys were assholes.

what do you call them when they are not hetero then?
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"
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