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Started by Alice, December 05, 2005, 12:06:17 PM

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Alice

What are your top 5 favorite bad movies?

5.  Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
4.  Garbage Pail Kids
3.  Super Mario Bros.
2.  Monster Squad
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Gamplayerx

#1
I don't know if they're truly "bad"

5.  Footloose
4.  Pretty Woman
3.  House
2.  The Cutting Edge
1a. Overboard
1.  Dirty Dancing

DownSouth

Explorers.  I'll have to think on this for a while.  Monster Squad was an awesome movie.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy

There is nothing wrong with Monster Squad or The Cutting Edge.

Mine would include Real Men, Breakin', and Megaforce.

DownSouth

Cool Runnings
License to Drive
Lionheart
Twins
Bird on a Wire
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Alice

Quote from: Beefy on December 05, 2005, 12:11:43 PM
There is nothing wrong with Monster Squad or The Cutting Edge.

Mine would include Real Men, Breakin', and Megaforce.
You're right.

I'll change Monster Squad to Overboard then.

Gamplayerx

Overboard!  I change, um, I change nothing to Overboard, but I'm adding it to my list.

Beefy

I don't think there's anything wrong with Overboard, either. 

I think everyone should have a Jim Belushi movie on their list by default.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Alice

Quote from: Beefy on December 05, 2005, 12:16:56 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with Overboard, either. 

I think everyone should have a Jim Belushi movie on their list by default.

Ooooh, Curly Sue!  That's a great bad movie.

DownSouth

Quote from: Beefy on December 05, 2005, 12:16:56 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with Overboard, either. 

I think everyone should have a Jim Belushi movie on their list by default.
K9
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Beefy on December 05, 2005, 12:16:56 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with Overboard, either. 

I think everyone should have a Jim Belushi movie on their list by default.
Mr. Destiny!

Beefy

I don't know if it qualifies as bad, but I've certainly seen it approximately 9,000 times.


Alice

I can't think anything the Belushi's did is bad.  I'm not allowed.

Beefy

I can't believe I forgot to name this.  It may even be #1.


cnamon

Quote from: Alice on December 05, 2005, 12:17:59 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 05, 2005, 12:16:56 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with Overboard, either. 

I think everyone should have a Jim Belushi movie on their list by default.

Ooooh, Curly Sue!  That's a great bad movie.
They cut my hair  :'(

Alice

Quote from: cnamon on December 05, 2005, 12:31:25 PM
Quote from: Alice on December 05, 2005, 12:17:59 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 05, 2005, 12:16:56 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with Overboard, either. 

I think everyone should have a Jim Belushi movie on their list by default.

Ooooh, Curly Sue!  That's a great bad movie.
They cut my hair  :'(
Up until my grandma died, I had never seen my brother cry.  Except after Curly Sue.  Though he said it's because Whiskey, the dog, barked too much hot air into his eye.

DownSouth

Quote from: Alice on December 05, 2005, 12:32:40 PM
Quote from: cnamon on December 05, 2005, 12:31:25 PM
Quote from: Alice on December 05, 2005, 12:17:59 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 05, 2005, 12:16:56 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with Overboard, either. 

I think everyone should have a Jim Belushi movie on their list by default.

Ooooh, Curly Sue!  That's a great bad movie.
They cut my hair  :'(
Up until my grandma died, I had never seen my brother cry.  Except after Curly Sue.  Though he said it's because Whiskey, the dog, barked too much hot air into his eye.
That is the lamest excuse ever.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Listener

5.  Bring It On (the whole stealing-from-the-other-school angle was lame)
4.  The Doom Generation (except for the scene where X faps to Rose McGowan in the bathtub)
3.  Splendor (another Gregg Araki movie, still quite amusing)
2.  Eyes Wide Shut (it really wasn't very good but I liked the cinematography)
1.  Hook (even though a lot of people like it, it's still not considered a very good movie)

cnamon

Bring It On
Jawbreaker
Stateside

Infobahn

Roadhouse

Gotta love a bad bar movie.

Alice

Oh my god!  How did I forget about Bring It On?  I've seen that movie way too many times.

Mmmm... Jesse Bradford. ::drool::

Beefy

Drop Dead Gorgeous
Ice Pirates

Alice

Quote from: Beefy on December 05, 2005, 12:46:56 PM
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Ice Pirates


I've been told to watch The Pirate Movie.  Should I?  Or is it teh suck?

Beefy

Quote from: Alice on December 05, 2005, 12:48:49 PM
Quote from: Beefy on December 05, 2005, 12:46:56 PM
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Ice Pirates


I've been told to watch The Pirate Movie.  Should I?  Or is it teh suck?

I have seen it since I was in single digits.  It's renowned for its sucktitude, though.

DownSouth

2 of the movies listed here have Kelly Lynch in them.  That makes both of them good.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

ReBurn

Quote from: Beefy on December 05, 2005, 12:21:33 PM
I don't know if it qualifies as bad, but I've certainly seen it approximately 9,000 times.


Me, too!
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

meredith

Megaforce has been on my need-to-see list for a long time. :(

Beefy

#28
Quote from: hattmoward on December 05, 2005, 01:41:53 PM
Megaforce has been on my need-to-see list for a long time. :(

Word.

eo000

fair game
unnecessary roughness
any given sunday
airborne
grind

grace


DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

sugar_grrl

In no particular order...and some of them may not be "bad" but they weren't nominated for an academy award or anything....

Bring it On
Spiceworld
Adventures in Babysitting
Groundhogs Day
Team America
Kung Fu Hustle
Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

cnamon

Adventures in Babysitting is wonderful!  I love that movie!  There is nothing bad about it.  I mean, a babysitter confused for a Playboy centerfold lost in the mean streets and has to sing and go through wacky hijinks to get her car fixed!

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Gamplayerx

Quote from: cnamon on December 09, 2005, 02:19:11 PM
Adventures in Babysitting is wonderful!  I love that movie!  There is nothing bad about it.  I mean, a babysitter confused for a Playboy centerfold lost in the mean streets and has to sing and go through wacky hijinks to get her car fixed!
Quote from: DownSouth on December 09, 2005, 02:21:13 PM
It also had Thor.
Good point, DS ...

Alice

HOLY CRAP!  I never realized that was Vincent D'Onofrio until now.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Alice on December 09, 2005, 02:59:02 PM
HOLY CRAP!  I never realized that was Vincent D'Onofrio until now.
Mind blowing, ain't it?

DownSouth

Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 09, 2005, 03:07:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on December 09, 2005, 02:59:02 PM
HOLY CRAP!  I never realized that was Vincent D'Onofrio until now.
Mind blowing, ain't it?
I thought we talked about this.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy

Quote from: eo000 on December 06, 2005, 08:23:01 AM
fair game

I was at the premiere of Fair Game.  I got in trouble for badmouthing the film (I hadn't seen it yet) whilst standing by the door to the theater as all of the cast and crew filed in.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: DownSouth on December 09, 2005, 03:10:41 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 09, 2005, 03:07:35 PM
Quote from: Alice on December 09, 2005, 02:59:02 PM
HOLY CRAP!  I never realized that was Vincent D'Onofrio until now.
Mind blowing, ain't it?
I thought we talked about this.
We did.  Maybe Alice was absent that day.


Gamplayerx

You'd think that some of my favorite bad movies could've been on while I was up in the wee hours, but noooooo.

BigDun

I'm a sucker for Big Trouble in Little China. Whenever it comes on, I must sit down and watch it.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Infobahn

Quote from: BigDun on December 10, 2005, 12:12:40 PM
I'm a sucker for Big Trouble in Little China. Whenever it comes on, I must sit down and watch it.
Me too.  Streets of Fire falls into that category, too.

Beefy

Quote from: Infobahn on December 10, 2005, 05:49:49 PM
Quote from: BigDun on December 10, 2005, 12:12:40 PM
I'm a sucker for Big Trouble in Little China. Whenever it comes on, I must sit down and watch it.
Me too.  Streets of Fire falls into that category, too.

NEITHER OF THOSE FILMS ARE BAD.  NEITHER.

ReBurn

Quote from: Beefy on December 10, 2005, 08:02:12 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 10, 2005, 05:49:49 PM
Quote from: BigDun on December 10, 2005, 12:12:40 PM
I'm a sucker for Big Trouble in Little China. Whenever it comes on, I must sit down and watch it.
Me too.  Streets of Fire falls into that category, too.

NEITHER OF THOSE FILMS ARE BAD.  NEITHER.
Beefy's correct.

I would like to say that Big Trouble in Little China is an excellent piece of masterful cinema.  Excellent.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Gamplayerx

Streets of Fire is pretty bad.  Although Michael Pare looks pretty damn fine.

ignom

I don't think I've ever heard of Streets of Fire.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.