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Started by Alice, August 23, 2005, 10:32:24 AM

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Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Beefy on August 24, 2005, 07:24:57 AM
I didn't see Fresca or Diet Rite on the list.

Those are only used when you need an enema.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Beefy

Quote from: Marixis on August 24, 2005, 08:03:47 AM
Quote from: Beefy on August 24, 2005, 07:24:57 AM
I didn't see Fresca or Diet Rite on the list.

Those are only used when you need an enema.

I guess I've been pouring them in the wrong end.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Beefy on August 24, 2005, 09:53:20 AM
Quote from: Marixis on August 24, 2005, 08:03:47 AM
Quote from: Beefy on August 24, 2005, 07:24:57 AM
I didn't see Fresca or Diet Rite on the list.

Those are only used when you need an enema.

I guess I've been pouring them in the wrong end.
It all works out in the end.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Beefy on August 24, 2005, 09:53:20 AM
Quote from: Marixis on August 24, 2005, 08:03:47 AM
Quote from: Beefy on August 24, 2005, 07:24:57 AM
I didn't see Fresca or Diet Rite on the list.

Those are only used when you need an enema.

I guess I've been pouring them in the wrong end.

The result is pretty much the same though.  Brown start to finish which ever way u choose.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

DownSouth

Quote from: Beefy on August 24, 2005, 07:24:57 AM
I didn't see Fresca or Diet Rite on the list.
When did they make Fresca zero calorie?
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

ursus

234.61 cans of Red Bull + You = Death

Funny.
I was just wondering...

dazie

Quote from: ursus on August 24, 2005, 09:57:15 PM
234.61 cans of Red Bull + You = Death

Funny.

I know you're hoarding it in the bathroom.  You just want to get away from me.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ursus

Quote from: dazie on August 24, 2005, 10:26:39 PM
Quote from: ursus on August 24, 2005, 09:57:15 PM
234.61 cans of Red Bull + You = Death

Funny.

I know you're hoarding it in the bathroom. You just want to get away from me.
Who are you?
Have we met?
I was just wondering...

dazie

Quote from: ursus on August 25, 2005, 06:28:04 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 24, 2005, 10:26:39 PM
Quote from: ursus on August 24, 2005, 09:57:15 PM
234.61 cans of Red Bull + You = Death

Funny.

I know you're hoarding it in the bathroom. You just want to get away from me.
Who are you?
Have we met?

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: dazie on August 25, 2005, 08:44:14 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 25, 2005, 06:28:04 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 24, 2005, 10:26:39 PM
Quote from: ursus on August 24, 2005, 09:57:15 PM
234.61 cans of Red Bull + You = Death

Funny.

I know you're hoarding it in the bathroom. You just want to get away from me.
Who are you?
Have we met?

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.

No implications from my part, but som epoorly developed men might not be able to differenciate between those two words.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

Quote from: Marixis on August 25, 2005, 09:43:54 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 25, 2005, 08:44:14 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 25, 2005, 06:28:04 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 24, 2005, 10:26:39 PM
Quote from: ursus on August 24, 2005, 09:57:15 PM
234.61 cans of Red Bull + You = Death

Funny.

I know you're hoarding it in the bathroom. You just want to get away from me.
Who are you?
Have we met?

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.

No implications from my part, but som epoorly developed men might not be able to differenciate between those two words.

So?  I don't hang out with poorly developed men.   *wink wink**nudge nudge*
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ursus

Quote from: dazie on August 25, 2005, 11:55:36 PM
Quote from: Marixis on August 25, 2005, 09:43:54 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 25, 2005, 08:44:14 AM
Quote from: ursus on August 25, 2005, 06:28:04 AM
Quote from: dazie on August 24, 2005, 10:26:39 PM
Quote from: ursus on August 24, 2005, 09:57:15 PM
234.61 cans of Red Bull + You = Death

Funny.

I know you're hoarding it in the bathroom. You just want to get away from me.
Who are you?
Have we met?

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.

No implications from my part, but som epoorly developed men might not be able to differenciate between those two words.

So? I don't hang out with poorly developed men. *wink wink**nudge nudge*
Say no more, Say no more!
I was just wondering...

Jessie

Quote from: Jessie on August 23, 2005, 11:15:16 AM
You could drink 250.25 cans of Diet Coke before croaking

I'm thinking something would rupture first.

Some Guest was looking at this topic.  Hey, I'm guessing it's a lot less than that now!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Infobahn

Maybe a search engine indexing.

Gamplayerx

I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.

ReBurn

Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 01, 2006, 10:27:29 PM
I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.
What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

Quote from: ReBurn on January 01, 2006, 10:30:20 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 01, 2006, 10:27:29 PM
I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.
What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

Quote from: Jessie on January 01, 2006, 10:32:54 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 01, 2006, 10:30:20 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 01, 2006, 10:27:29 PM
I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.
What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.
I completely agree.  The convenience store close by has 32 ounce ones for 89 cents.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Beefy

Quote from: Jessie on January 01, 2006, 10:32:54 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 01, 2006, 10:30:20 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 01, 2006, 10:27:29 PM
I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.
What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.

Beefy

Quote from: Beefy on January 01, 2006, 10:44:35 PM
Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF FOUNTAIN DRINKS, I DO!

ReBurn

Quote from: Beefy on January 01, 2006, 10:45:09 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 01, 2006, 10:44:35 PM
Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF FOUNTAIN DRINKS, I DO!

You know where you can get good fountain drinks?  The cookie store in the mall.  They use the sonic-type ice.  Oh man!

Did you say something about the history of fountain drinks?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

Quote from: Beefy on January 01, 2006, 10:45:09 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 01, 2006, 10:44:35 PM
Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF FOUNTAIN DRINKS, I DO!

Beefy Cruise, you are officially losing it.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Infobahn

Quote from: Jessie on January 01, 2006, 10:49:07 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 01, 2006, 10:45:09 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 01, 2006, 10:44:35 PM
Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY OF FOUNTAIN DRINKS, I DO!

Beefy Cruise, you are officially losing it.
Jessie, don't be so glib. :-P

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Beefy on January 01, 2006, 10:44:35 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 01, 2006, 10:32:54 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 01, 2006, 10:30:20 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 01, 2006, 10:27:29 PM
I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.
What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.
Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

ReBurn

Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 01, 2006, 11:14:47 PM
Quote from: Beefy on January 01, 2006, 10:44:35 PM
Quote from: Jessie on January 01, 2006, 10:32:54 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on January 01, 2006, 10:30:20 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 01, 2006, 10:27:29 PM
I lost some weight.  Apparently 189.58 cans of Diet Coke would kill me now.  I'll miss those 3.04 cans of scrumptious Diet Coke.

Except, I don't drink it in cans.  Icky can taste.
What is this "can taste" that you speak of?  I know if I bite aluminum it shocks my fillings.

Fountain drinks are where it's at.

Fountain drinks jip you on syrup.  I know this from having worked a concession stand.  You always get more carbonated water and less syrup.  It saves on costs.

Drinking from a bottle is the only way soda should be consumed.
Fountain drinks suck.  I agree with the bottle theory.  Beefy, I like the way you think, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
I'll pick a bottle over a can.  But I'll pick a fountain drink over a bottle.  Clearly you don't understand the hierarchy.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!