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40 year old virgin

Started by eo000, August 19, 2005, 10:29:19 PM

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#50
October 03, 2005, 04:09:56 PM
Quote from: Bennyhana on October 03, 2005, 01:38:39 PM
I didn't go to a movie on saturday, and I didn't watch all of Saturday Night Live, but I did have sex.  So I win.

P.S.  I thought Kanye sounded like shit.  If he learned how to use a microphone properly, I might've been able to understand just what the hell the songs were about.  As it was, I could not.
you'll be begging to have kanye back after ashley simpson this weekend.

Infobahn

#51
January 07, 2006, 05:22:35 PM
I went to but the 40 yo Virgin and Wedding Crashers here in Idaho.  I couldn't find 40YOV at Best Buy (which is the smallest one I have ever seen) and Borders here in Coeur d'Alene.  They are $11 on pay per view, and it would be better to buy them and watch them on the laptop. 

I was told at Best Buy they had 400 of them a couple of weeks ago, so it's not that they are backwoods.  I will go try Target tonight.

Gamplayerx

#52
January 15, 2006, 12:50:07 PM
Funny movie.  I liked it.

Infobahn

#53
January 15, 2006, 02:16:31 PM
I did get it.  I liked it.  I got Wedding Crashers for my birthday.  I will bring it with me next time.

Gamplayerx

#54
January 15, 2006, 05:56:08 PM
I haven't seen Wedding Crashers, but I'm told that I must.

Alice

#55
January 16, 2006, 12:32:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2006, 05:56:08 PM
I haven't seen Wedding Crashers, but I'm told that I must.
It's a great movie if you stop it about an hour into it.

Beefy

#56
January 16, 2006, 07:38:17 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on January 15, 2006, 05:56:08 PM
I haven't seen Wedding Crashers, but I'm told that I must.

It's Meet the Parents with boobs.

cnamon

#57
July 25, 2006, 12:21:51 PM
I watched this again last night.

I love this movie. 

Listener

#58
July 25, 2006, 12:52:37 PM
I liked it, and laughed a lot, but I would think a 40-year-old virgin would be a little more bitter.  But I guess if you get that far and haven't made whoopie, you've probably sublimated your angst into overpleasantness.

Jessie

#59
July 25, 2006, 12:57:54 PM
Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

I mean, sure it's fun, and all that, but it doesn't in any way control my happiness.  Maybe that's just me. 
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

eo000

#60
July 25, 2006, 12:59:04 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 25, 2006, 12:57:54 PM
Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

I mean, sure it's fun, and all that, but it doesn't in any way control my happiness.  Maybe that's just me. 
you're doing it wrong.

Alice

#61
July 25, 2006, 01:07:52 PM
Quote from: eo000 on July 25, 2006, 12:59:04 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 25, 2006, 12:57:54 PM
Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

I mean, sure it's fun, and all that, but it doesn't in any way control my happiness.  Maybe that's just me. 
you're doing it wrong.

You know it goes in your vagina, right?

Jessie

#62
July 25, 2006, 01:11:26 PM
Quote from: Alice on July 25, 2006, 01:07:52 PM
Quote from: eo000 on July 25, 2006, 12:59:04 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 25, 2006, 12:57:54 PM
Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

I mean, sure it's fun, and all that, but it doesn't in any way control my happiness.  Maybe that's just me. 
you're doing it wrong.

You know it goes in your vagina, right?
Seriously?  No wonder!!!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

#63
July 25, 2006, 01:51:24 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 25, 2006, 12:57:54 PM
Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

Agreed.

dazie

#64
July 25, 2006, 01:52:49 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 25, 2006, 01:51:24 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 25, 2006, 12:57:54 PM
Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

Agreed.

Yup.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

#65
July 25, 2006, 01:59:02 PM
Weird.  Sex makes me happy.  *shrugs*

Not random sex, but sex with someone I love makes me very happy.

dazie

#66
July 25, 2006, 02:04:13 PM
Sex makes me happy too, but it isn't the only thing that makes me happy, and there have been a few times it has made me decidedly unhappy.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

#67
July 25, 2006, 02:24:55 PM
Sex is good, but the lack of it does not necessarily detract from my level of happiness.

That any more clear?

I can be celibate and happy.  Right this moment I'm celibate and happy.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

#68
July 25, 2006, 02:31:22 PM
I want your sex.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

#69
July 25, 2006, 02:36:31 PM
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

#70
July 25, 2006, 03:39:06 PM
sex = baggage

dazie

#72
July 25, 2006, 03:44:28 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 25, 2006, 03:39:06 PM
sex = baggage

Stop bangin' fat chicks.

(sorry.  couldn't resist)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Bennyhana

#74
July 25, 2006, 03:53:24 PM
Quote from: Dottie Lou on July 25, 2006, 03:40:10 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 25, 2006, 03:39:06 PM
sex = baggage
Not always.

As much as I like sex, I gotta agree with Beef here.  Sex will never simplify a relationship, and it will very often complicate it. 
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