40 year old virgin

[eo000]

It was really good. I really liked it.

(sorry about the review being wordier than most, this was probably the funniest movie i've ever seen)

[dazie]

It was really good. I really liked it.

(sorry about the review being wordier than most, this was probably the funniest movie i've ever seen)

Here I thought it was the beginning of your autobiography.

[eo000]

my autobiography will be much shorter than that review.

[Gamplayerx]

Is it stupid funny or clever funny?

[eo000]

both, but more stupid funny.

[ursus]

Is it stupid funny or clever funny?

???

[Beefy]

I hope to go today.

[Gamplayerx]

Is it stupid funny or clever funny?

???

Stupid funny = slapstick, pratfalls and inanity
Clever funny = wry, dry and witty

[Listener]

I've seen it.  It was... not bad.  Not great.

It started out as an Anchorman-like screwball comedy, and while it retained a thread of that, it sort of segued into serious "romantic-comedy" territory somewhere along the way, complete with "one member of the couple does something crazy to get the attention of the other."

I enjoyed it quite a bit, although I think they could've found places to trim about 10 minutes or so.  It only dragged slightly -- not as much as I expected a nearly-two-hour-comedy to drag.

Catherine Keener's job provides a good bit of funny, especially if you've ever wondered what goes on in the kind of store she runs.

$6.50/$10.00

[ignom]

I'll probably go see it next weekend.

[Listener]

I'll probably go see it next weekend.

I hadn't really planned to go see it; I just wanted to get out of the house today.

My calendar, however, is already marked for Serenity.

[ignom]

I'll probably go see it next weekend.

I hadn't really planned to go see it; I just wanted to get out of the house today.

My calendar, however, is already marked for Serenity.

My calendar is more marked for hey there's a nude chick on the TV. And gunfire.

[ursus]

I'd love to go see some more movies. I guess I will when I have both time and money.

[ignom]

I think I may take a half-day at work tomorrow and go see this or maybe Dukes of Hazzard or Deuce Bigelow. I need something stupid.

[ReBurn]

I think I may take a half-day at work tomorrow and go see this or maybe Dukes of Hazzard or Deuce Bigelow. I need something stupid.

If stupid is what you want then Dukes of Hazzard certainly fits the bill.

[Jessie]

I think I may take a half-day at work tomorrow and go see this or maybe Dukes of Hazzard or Deuce Bigelow. I need something stupid.

What, I'm not good enough for you any more?

[Beefy]

Way, way too many of those jokes hit close to home.  I need to eBay my action figures and get me some POON!

[Gamplayerx]

I know a really nice girl that would be perfect for you!  Want me to give her your number?

[Beefy]

I know a really nice girl that would be perfect for you!  Want me to give her your number?

Will she let me put my bike in her trunk?

[Gamplayerx]

I know a really nice girl that would be perfect for you!  Want me to give her your number?

Will she let me put my bike in her trunk?

She doesn't have a trunk, but if you're man enough, you can put your hog in her back seat.

[VikingJuice]

I know a really nice girl that would be perfect for you!  Want me to give her your number?

Will she let me put my bike in her trunk?

She doesn't have a trunk, but if you're man enough, you can put your hog in her back seat.

Sounds like a REAL country girl. 

I enjoyed the movie a lot.  Painfully funny in some parts, just painful in others.  I saw WAY too much of my own life in this character.  I really gotta start getting out more where there are women.  I spend too much time either alone, running errands, and not looking for women. 

I realized I'm not quite as bad as this guy with women, but I'm not too far away either.  Kind of a pathetic check of my own reality.  And still it was a good movie.

[dazie]

I know a really nice girl that would be perfect for you!  Want me to give her your number?

Will she let me put my bike in her trunk?

She doesn't have a trunk, but if you're man enough, you can put your hog in her back seat.

Sounds like a REAL country girl. 

I enjoyed the movie a lot.  Painfully funny in some parts, just painful in others.  I saw WAY too much of my own life in this character.  I really gotta start getting out more where there are women.  I spend too much time either alone, running errands, and not looking for women. 

I realized I'm not quite as bad as this guy with women, but I'm not too far away either.  Kind of a pathetic check of my own reality.  And still it was a good movie.

Come up here for the Halloween party.  We'll find you some nice corn fed girl...

[Gamplayerx]

I know a really nice girl that would be perfect for you!  Want me to give her your number?

Will she let me put my bike in her trunk?

She doesn't have a trunk, but if you're man enough, you can put your hog in her back seat.

Sounds like a REAL country girl. 

I enjoyed the movie a lot.  Painfully funny in some parts, just painful in others.  I saw WAY too much of my own life in this character.  I really gotta start getting out more where there are women.  I spend too much time either alone, running errands, and not looking for women. 

I realized I'm not quite as bad as this guy with women, but I'm not too far away either.  Kind of a pathetic check of my own reality.  And still it was a good movie.

That's a shame.  From your posts and pictures, I'd think you're one hell of a catch (except, of course, for all the mean posts directed towards me, you cad).  Best way to not be alone is to not be alone.

[Listener]

I was really impressed at how well the David Caruso thing worked.  If I was still dating, I might try that.

[VikingJuice]

I know a really nice girl that would be perfect for you!  Want me to give her your number?

Will she let me put my bike in her trunk?

She doesn't have a trunk, but if you're man enough, you can put your hog in her back seat.

Sounds like a REAL country girl. 

I enjoyed the movie a lot.  Painfully funny in some parts, just painful in others.  I saw WAY too much of my own life in this character.  I really gotta start getting out more where there are women.  I spend too much time either alone, running errands, and not looking for women. 

I realized I'm not quite as bad as this guy with women, but I'm not too far away either.  Kind of a pathetic check of my own reality.  And still it was a good movie.

That's a shame.  From your posts and pictures, I'd think you're one hell of a catch (except, of course, for all the mean posts directed towards me, you cad).  Best way to not be alone is to not be alone.

Thanks.  That was very thoughtful.  I think the biggest problem is that I go from normal to babbling incoherent moron when there is a romantic possibility with a woman.  I completely suck at picking up someone.  I prefer the casual group setting but because I run in teacher circles a lot, I meet all the good ones who are already taken and the handful of mutants that aren't, and aren't for a particular reason.  I've got other groups of friends but it all works about the same way so far.
I think there is a lot of life that works or doesn't because of timing and my timing has been horrendous the last decade or so.

[Beefy]

http://chud.com/news/4184

[Gamplayerx]

Hey!  That's the first time I've ever seen the word "ignominiously" used.

[Alice]

Saw it last night.  Loved it.  Yet it made me more depressed.

[Beefy]

Saw it last night.  Loved it.  Yet it made me more depressed.

I seriously doubt you have more unopened action figures laying about than I do.

[Alice]

Saw it last night.  Loved it.  Yet it made me more depressed.

I seriously doubt you have more unopened action figures laying about than I do.

No, I only have one.  And I don't think it's worth anything as I bought it a year ago.

[ignom]

I have an unopened Machine Wars Optimus Prime and an unopened Dr. No version of James Bond from like 1998. That's the extent of my unopened toys.

[eo000]

Steve Carrell is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight. 

[Infobahn]

I should nap now so I can watch SNL.  I am old and I need my sleep. 

[eo000]

I should nap now so I can watch SNL.  I am old and I need my sleep. 

i'm gonna record it, then watch it in the morning.

[Infobahn]

I should nap now so I can watch SNL. I am old and I need my sleep.

i'm gonna record it, then watch it in the morning.

I need a TIVO.

[BigDun]

I should nap now so I can watch SNL. I am old and I need my sleep.

i'm gonna record it, then watch it in the morning.

I need a TIVO.

I highly recommend the duel 300GB HiDef DirecTV Tivo from http://www.weaknees.com

[BigDun]

Steve Carrell is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight. 

This is the first SNL in HiDef. Steve Carell is wearing a very expensive suit.

[eo000]

hahaha. kanye and mike reunited.


keeeeep it real.

[BigDun]

hahaha. kanye and mike reunited.


keeeeep it real.

The all female string section accompaniment with square red sunglasses is both very strange and kind of hot.

[eo000]

I thought he sounded pretty good.

[eo000]

Debbie Downer is great on her own, but it's twice as good with Carrell as Bob Bummer.

[Infobahn]

I missed that.  I turned off after the "fake" news.

[Gamplayerx]

We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

[VikingJuice]

We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

You almost had a great evening, but didn't.

[ignom]

I only watched up through Weekend Update, but last night's episode was pretty good compared to the past couple of years.

[Gamplayerx]

We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

You almost had a great evening, but didn't.

Wrong.   I had a great evening - better than if we'd have gone to the movie.  Instead of sitting watching a movie, I  spent the evening talking to my parents and brothers and sister and sister-in-law and cousin and husband and cousin's girlfriend and brother-in-law and it was awesome.

[VikingJuice]

We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

You almost had a great evening, but didn't.

Wrong.   I had a great evening - better than if we'd have gone to the movie.  Instead of sitting watching a movie, I  spent the evening talking to my parents and brothers and sister and sister-in-law and cousin and husband and cousin's girlfriend and brother-in-law and it was awesome.

That sounds like a lot of work, I'd rather do the movie instead.

[ignom]

We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

You almost had a great evening, but didn't.

Wrong.   I had a great evening - better than if we'd have gone to the movie.  Instead of sitting watching a movie, I  spent the evening talking to my parents and brothers and sister and sister-in-law and cousin and husband and cousin's girlfriend and brother-in-law and it was awesome.

What does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

[VikingJuice]

We almost went to see 40 year old virgin last night, but we didn't.

You almost had a great evening, but didn't.

Wrong.   I had a great evening - better than if we'd have gone to the movie.  Instead of sitting watching a movie, I  spent the evening talking to my parents and brothers and sister and sister-in-law and cousin and husband and cousin's girlfriend and brother-in-law and it was awesome.

What does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

Only one man would DARE give me the rasberries...................LONE STAR!!

[Bennyhana]

I didn't go to a movie on saturday, and I didn't watch all of Saturday Night Live, but I did have sex.  So I win.

P.S.  I thought Kanye sounded like shit.  If he learned how to use a microphone properly, I might've been able to understand just what the hell the songs were about.  As it was, I could not.

[eo000]

I didn't go to a movie on saturday, and I didn't watch all of Saturday Night Live, but I did have sex.  So I win.

P.S.  I thought Kanye sounded like shit.  If he learned how to use a microphone properly, I might've been able to understand just what the hell the songs were about.  As it was, I could not.

you'll be begging to have kanye back after ashley simpson this weekend.

[Infobahn]

I went to but the 40 yo Virgin and Wedding Crashers here in Idaho.  I couldn't find 40YOV at Best Buy (which is the smallest one I have ever seen) and Borders here in Coeur d'Alene.  They are $11 on pay per view, and it would be better to buy them and watch them on the laptop. 

I was told at Best Buy they had 400 of them a couple of weeks ago, so it's not that they are backwoods.  I will go try Target tonight.

[Gamplayerx]

Funny movie.  I liked it.

[Infobahn]

I did get it.  I liked it.  I got Wedding Crashers for my birthday.  I will bring it with me next time.

[Gamplayerx]

I haven't seen Wedding Crashers, but I'm told that I must.

[Alice]

I haven't seen Wedding Crashers, but I'm told that I must.

It's a great movie if you stop it about an hour into it.

[Beefy]

I haven't seen Wedding Crashers, but I'm told that I must.

It's Meet the Parents with boobs.

[cnamon]

I watched this again last night.

I love this movie. 

[Listener]

I liked it, and laughed a lot, but I would think a 40-year-old virgin would be a little more bitter.  But I guess if you get that far and haven't made whoopie, you've probably sublimated your angst into overpleasantness.

[Jessie]

Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

I mean, sure it's fun, and all that, but it doesn't in any way control my happiness.  Maybe that's just me. 

[eo000]

Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

I mean, sure it's fun, and all that, but it doesn't in any way control my happiness.  Maybe that's just me. 

you're doing it wrong.

[Alice]

Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

I mean, sure it's fun, and all that, but it doesn't in any way control my happiness.  Maybe that's just me. 

you're doing it wrong.

You know it goes in your vagina, right?

[Jessie]

Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

I mean, sure it's fun, and all that, but it doesn't in any way control my happiness.  Maybe that's just me. 

you're doing it wrong.

You know it goes in your vagina, right?

Seriously?  No wonder!!!

[Beefy]

Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

Agreed.

[dazie]

Sex is highly overrated, in terms of bringing happiness, I think.

Agreed.

Yup.

[Alice]

Weird.  Sex makes me happy.  *shrugs*

Not random sex, but sex with someone I love makes me very happy.

[dazie]

Sex makes me happy too, but it isn't the only thing that makes me happy, and there have been a few times it has made me decidedly unhappy.

[Jessie]

Sex is good, but the lack of it does not necessarily detract from my level of happiness.

That any more clear?

I can be celibate and happy.  Right this moment I'm celibate and happy.

[DownSouth]

I want your sex.

[Jessie]

I want your sex.

I know.

[Beefy]

sex = baggage

[cnamon]

sex = baggage

Not always.

[dazie]

sex = baggage

Stop bangin' fat chicks.

(sorry.  couldn't resist)

[Beefy]

sex = baggage

Not always.

You haven't had sex with me.

[Bennyhana]

sex = baggage

Not always.

As much as I like sex, I gotta agree with Beef here.  Sex will never simplify a relationship, and it will very often complicate it. 

[cnamon]

sex = baggage

Not always.

As much as I like sex, I gotta agree with Beef here.  Sex will never simplify a relationship, and it will very often complicate it. 

I must not have had a soul back in the day...I don't know if I feel OK about that...

[dazie]

sex = baggage

Not always.

As much as I like sex, I gotta agree with Beef here.  Sex will never simplify a relationship, and it will very often complicate it. 

I must not have had a soul back in the day...I don't know if I feel OK about that...

Ditto. 

[Alice]

Sex has never complicated things for me.  I've only slept with people I have really cared about... all 3 of them. 

To me, it gets rid of some insecurities and makes a relationship less complicated.  When you can see/feel/know that the two of you feel close enough to be that intimate, to want to be that intimate... it takes away a ton of my insecurities.  I'm more able to be a little more free of myself and not worry as much.

But that's just me.

[cnamon]

Shit...this thread is public...can we move it???

[Alice]

Shit...this thread is public...can we move it???

Hahahahaha, I always forget what is and isn't public.

[Beefy]

Shit...this thread is public...can we move it???

hahahaha

[Bennyhana]

Shit...this thread is public...can we move it???

Hahahahaha, I always forget what is and isn't public.

I ain't got nothin' to say to you fools that can't be heard by the entire Internet.

[dazie]

Sex has never complicated things for me.  I've only slept with people I have really cared about... all 3 of them. 

To me, it gets rid of some insecurities and makes a relationship less complicated.  When you can see/feel/know that the two of you feel close enough to be that intimate, to want to be that intimate... it takes away a ton of my insecurities.  I'm more able to be a little more free of myself and not worry as much.

But that's just me.

The only time sex complicated things for me was when his girlfriend showed up. 

[Bennyhana]

Complicated doesn't mean fucked up. 

Once you've had sex with someone, a different set of rules apply.  Even if you didn't care, the guy had to ask himself "does she expect me to call her?  Is she going to badmouth me to her friends?"


And that is much more complicated than, "Yeah, I held that chick's hand.  I don't think anything came of it."

[Infobahn]

I miss my fuck-buddy.

[Alice]

I miss my fuck-buddy.

DownSouth just went home for the night... he'll be back tomorrow.

[dazie]

I miss my fuck-buddy.

DownSouth just went home for the night... he'll be on his back tomorrow.

[Infobahn]

I miss my fuck-buddy.

DownSouth just went home for the night... he'll be back tomorrow.

It is none of you wretches.

[dazie]

I miss my fuck-buddy.

DownSouth just went home for the night... he'll be back tomorrow.

It is none of you wretches.

How do YOU know?

[Infobahn]

I miss my fuck-buddy.

DownSouth just went home for the night... he'll be back tomorrow.

It is none of you wretches.

How do YOU know?

'cause I had my penis in her, and none of you are female and natural blondes.

[dazie]

I miss my fuck-buddy.

DownSouth just went home for the night... he'll be back tomorrow.

It is none of you wretches.

How do YOU know?

'cause I had my penis in her, and none of you are female and natural blondes.

Good to know.

[Gamplayerx]

I miss my fuck-buddy.

DownSouth just went home for the night... he'll be back tomorrow.

It is none of you wretches.

How do YOU know?

'cause I had my penis in her, and none of you are female and natural blondes.

Good to know.

Wait.  Some of us are females.  The natural blonde thing, though ... do we have any blondes?  Swolt thinks he's a blond.  That counts.