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Started by dazie, August 19, 2005, 08:09:10 PM

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dazie

Does anyone have any experience using this program?  I never have, but there's a job that requires knowledge of it.

Can I DL it somewhere?  Is it expensive?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

eo000


dazie

Quote from: eo000 on August 19, 2005, 10:42:23 PM
i haven't, but here.



Sooooo what you're saying is it's easy enough for a cracked out whore to work?  Excellent.  I can do that.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

eo000

I just figured you'd feel better about not knowing about microsoft publisher seeing Ms. Love crying in a courtroom.

dazie

Ah.  Well, possibly.  Is she crying because someone just hit her with a frying pan?  Because that would make me feel better.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

eo000

Quote from: dazie on August 19, 2005, 10:46:10 PM
Ah.  Well, possibly.  Is she crying because someone just hit her with a frying pan?  Because that would make me feel better.

nope, just for being a crackhead again.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/entertainment/news-article.aspx?storyid=42726

dazie

Quote from: eo000 on August 19, 2005, 10:47:30 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 19, 2005, 10:46:10 PM
Ah.  Well, possibly.  Is she crying because someone just hit her with a frying pan?  Because that would make me feel better.

nope, just for being a crackhead again.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/entertainment/news-article.aspx?storyid=42726

I guess I'll take what I can get. 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

Publisher is part of the Office suite.  I have it installed at work, but I never use it.  I think it's about $100 to just go buy it.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

She's also knocked up.

I thought she was awfully crazy on that roast.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

I have a Publisher 97 CD.  Never installed it. 

dazie

Quote from: ReBurninator on August 19, 2005, 11:44:52 PM
Publisher is part of the Office suite.  I have it installed at work, but I never use it.  I think it's about $100 to just go buy it.

So, theoretically if I have MS Office, Publisher will be in here somewhere?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

Depends on the version of office.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

dazie

Evidently mine is the version without it.  Doesn't surprise me.   ::)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ignom

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: ignom on August 22, 2005, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on August 22, 2005, 09:40:47 AM
Depends on the version of office.

The American version.
The American version guy is much cuter if your avatar is the British version guy.

ignom

Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 22, 2005, 10:01:47 AM
Quote from: ignom on August 22, 2005, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on August 22, 2005, 09:40:47 AM
Depends on the version of office.

The American version.
The American version guy is much cuter if your avatar is the British version guy.

He's not nearly as cool though.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 22, 2005, 10:01:47 AM
Quote from: ignom on August 22, 2005, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on August 22, 2005, 09:40:47 AM
Depends on the version of office.

The American version.
The American version guy is much cuter if your avatar is the British version guy.

Heck yeah, he's hot.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.