Let the smack talk begin!

[swolt]

Penn State sucks my balls and will be blown out by LSU on New Years Day

[Infobahn]

the 'aints aren't going to make it past their first playoff game.  Go Vikings!

[swolt]

This thread is all about how Dazie and Gamp must bow to my superior team. The Saints thread is over there (points towards sapph)

[Infobahn]

Smack talk is Smack Talk, and it really won't matter anyway as my Texas Longhorns will be National Champions.  All else is trash.

[swolt]

Smack talk is Smack Talk, and it really won't matter anyway as my Texas Longhorns will be National Champions.  All else is trash.

Someone has mighty big britches today. Let's see if that holds up.

[VikingJuice]

the 'aints aren't going to make it past their first playoff game.  Go Vikings!

You're saying this after Favre, Peterson and the Vikes' secondary got undressed in prime time just a couple night ago?  They were never in that game and it's not exactly like the Cardinals are some juggernaut.  They play like that in the playoffs, they're the ones who will be one and done.

Saints look awfully good.  Their dismantling of the Pats was very impressive to me.  The Pats were so shell-shocked that my Fins snuck another past the goalie the week after.

[VikingJuice]

Also, all the Heisman voters can suck my balls for denying my boy Case Keenum a shot in the top 5 finalists.

He has WAY better numbers than the next closest guys.  He has over 900 more yards and 16 more TD's than Colt McCoy who will be the highest finishing QB.  Tebow shot himself in the foot in the SEC Championship.  Combined with his mediocre stats, I'm astounded he even made the final cut.  He's there PURELY on reputation and not on actual production this year. He had 1100 less yards and 9 TD's less than McCoy this season.  His yardage total is so low he doesn't rank in the top 40 in the NCAA.

The only guy I'd vote for this year (aside from Keenum) is that Gerhart kid from Stanford.  Watching him is like watching Shaq play basketball against 12 year olds.  I saw the guy run over 3 players in one play in the ND game a couple weeks back.  Yeah they were ND but still, he's mowing down guys that weigh 200 lbs or so like they're nothing.

[dazie]

Penn State sucks my balls and will be blown out by LSU on New Years Day

[swolt]

Penn State sucks my balls and will be blown out by LSU on New Years Day

This is what I'm talking about

[eo000]

go detroit lions!!!

[sapphirehart]

This thread is all about how Dazie and Gamp must bow to my superior team. The Saints thread is over there (points towards sapph)

On the twelfth game of the season Coach Peyton gave to me: 12 Romped Redskins, 11 Punked Patriots, 10 Battered Bucs, 9 Ragged Rams, 8 Pounced Panthers, 7 Dirty Birds, 6 Dunked Dolphins, 5 Shrunk-en Giants, 4 Wrecked Jets, 3 Beat up Bulls, 2 Tame Eagles and a Lion Sauce Picante!! WHO DAT!! 12-0 BABY!!

[Infobahn]

go detroit lions!!!

Where would you like them to go?  Most locals would like them to go to a place called "hell".

[eo000]

go detroit lions!!!

Where would you like them to go?  Most locals would like them to go to a place called "hell".

you know, we blamed the coaches, the gms, the players. the only thing left is the owners, and the city itself. we have near championship level teams in the other sports, so it can't be the city.

[swolt]

13 and 0! Who dat?

[VikingJuice]

13 and 0! Who dat?

What was with the crazy fake FG with so many yards to go?  I didn't agree with that call at all!!  They did well to eek out this win against a weakened Falcons team.  The defense has been too porous for my comfort.  I'm not too solid on the Saints to the SB.  They'll have to put up a lot of points on O to secure the needed wins once playoffs start.  Good for them that they'll be indoors because that will help a lot.

[sapphirehart]

Do your beads hang low, are your Saints 13 and 0? Does your team win with ease, is your quarterback Drew Brees? Do your fans bring the noise when they're yelling "Bless You Boys? Do your beads hang low? Geaux Saints....WHO DAT!

[VikingJuice]

Do your beads hang low, are your Saints 13 and 0? Does your team win with ease, is your quarterback Drew Brees? Do your fans bring the noise when they're yelling "Bless You Boys? Do your beads hang low? Geaux Saints....WHO DAT!

Is that a Coon-ass haiku?

[sapphirehart]

hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

[swolt]

hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

[sapphirehart]

hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

You are good, man!

[VikingJuice]

hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

You are good, man!

You gotta love that matchup.  Bucs D is highly susceptible to the pass and the Saints have been nothing short of spectacular.  I read they are only 27 points behind the pace of the 2007 Pats record setting season scoring total.

[swolt]

hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

You are good, man!

So does your boy toy have two extra seats in that box???

[VikingJuice]

hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

You are good, man!

So does your boy toy have two extra seats in that box???

Or even 3 extras.  You know, cause folks wanna see Brees torch somebody!!  I even have a few Saints Rookie cards I'd be willing to barter (Brees, Bush, Meachim, and Colston).

[ReBurn]

hey Josh!  guess who's going to the Saints/Bucs game Christmas weekend?

Drew Brees

You are good, man!

So does your boy toy have two extra seats in that box???

That question borders on imappropriate.

[sapphirehart]

you guys are hilarious....

I'll take pictures of the Saintsations for you!

[eo000]

brees rookie card ain't with the saints.

[VikingJuice]

brees rookie card ain't with the saints.

Thank you doctor obvious!  When has that ever been a problem for card collectors?

[sapphirehart]

OUCH! damnit!!!

[eo000]

brees rookie card ain't with the saints.

Thank you doctor obvious!  When has that ever been a problem for card collectors?

my bad, capt. mid-30's kids card collector. i thought it read "saints rookie cards" meaning they were saints cards.

can i interest you in a few magic the gathering cards to make up for my obvious reading blunder?

[VikingJuice]

brees rookie card ain't with the saints.

Thank you doctor obvious!  When has that ever been a problem for card collectors?

my bad, capt. mid-30's kids card collector. i thought it read "saints rookie cards" meaning they were saints cards.

can i interest you in a few magic the gathering cards to make up for my obvious reading blunder?

That's late thirties to you mister!!  And no, Magic Cards blow.  I never understood that trend.

[Gamplayerx]

Did you all ever see The Office episode with the ping pong and Kelly Kapoor says she doesn't talk trash she talks smack?  Funny stuff.

[VikingJuice]

Did you all ever see The Office episode with the ping pong and Kelly Kapoor says she doesn't talk trash she talks smack?  Funny stuff.

I liked that episode.  Then again, there aren't many Office episodes I haven't liked until season 5.  All the ones with that guy who was the new boss/efficiency expert that they brought in, those were annoying because he was kind of a dick and not in a funny way.

[dazie]

SUCK IT SWOLT!

A win is a win, even if it's an ugly one.

Fight on State (GO!)
Fight on State (GO!)
Strike your gait and win, (LET'S GO STATE!)
Victory we predict for thee
We're ever true to you, dear old White and Blue.
Onward State, (GO!)
Onward State, (GO!)
Roar, Lions, roar: (LET'S GO STATE!)
We'll hit that line, roll up the score,
Fight on to victory ever more,
Fight on, on, on, on, on, Fight on, on, Penn State! (S-T-A-T-E GO! STATE!)

[swolt]

*shakes head in shame*

If Les Miles is still coach by Monday I will become a Gator fan.


No, I am not one of those fair day fans. I've been a fan for the good and the bad. But when the head coach just gives up and lets the other team win without a fight to the end, it's time to move on. We should have won tonight and we should have beat Florida and Ole Miss.

[VikingJuice]

*shakes head in shame*

If Les Miles is still coach by Monday I will become a Gator fan.


No, I am not one of those fair day fans. I've been a fan for the good and the bad. But when the head coach just gives up and lets the other team win without a fight to the end, it's time to move on. We should have won tonight and we should have beat Florida and Ole Miss.

Clock and game management has been HORRIFIC for LSU this season.  It's truly amazing in today's day and age.

[sapphirehart]

WHO DAT!!!

[swolt]

Dear Info,

I would like you to invite you to kiss my black and gold ass.

Yours,
Swolt

[sapphirehart]

Smack talk is Smack Talk, and it really won't matter anyway as my Texas Longhorns will be National Champions.  All else is trash.

oh and while we are dissing on Info..........

ROLL TIDE!!

[Infobahn]

Dear Info,

I would like you to invite you to kiss my black and gold ass.

Yours,
Swolt

Too bad you didn't win, we lost.  The Colts will win, anyway.

[swolt]

Dear Info,

I would like you to invite you to kiss my black and gold ass.

Yours,
Swolt

Too bad you didn't win, we lost.  The Colts will win, anyway.

Our Defense won. Those weren't all fumbles, those were stripped balls

[BigDun]

I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

[dc]

I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

I can never forgive the Colts for leaving Baltimore.  Because now I have to put up with those damn Ravens fans. 

[dazie]

I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

I can never forgive the Colts for leaving Baltimore.  Because now I have to put up with those damn Ravens fans. 

The A's should never have left Philly.   

[VikingJuice]

I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

I can never forgive the Colts for leaving Baltimore.  Because now I have to put up with those damn Ravens fans. 

The A's should never have left Philly.   

If only Decatur hadn't ditched the Staleys.  Such a shame.

[dc]

I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

I can never forgive the Colts for leaving Baltimore.  Because now I have to put up with those damn Ravens fans. 

The A's should never have left Philly.   

Why would anyone stay in Philly?  The best view of the city is in a rear-view mirror, receding rapidly.  With the possible exception of Eastern State Penitentiary. 

[VikingJuice]

I would have liked to see Manning go up against Farve, but oh well. I'm putting my money on the Colts.

I can never forgive the Colts for leaving Baltimore.  Because now I have to put up with those damn Ravens fans. 

The A's should never have left Philly.   

Why would anyone stay in Philly?  The best view of the city is in a rear-view mirror, receding rapidly.  With the possible exception of Eastern State Penitentiary. 

I hear that's true of Jersey as well.

[sapphirehart]

.....and the Saints marched!



Geaux Saints!  Super Bowl XLIV Champs!!

[swolt]

Who fuckin' DAT!

[VikingJuice]

Mardi Gras starts early!!

Great game and the Saints played some excellent ball.  I didn't agree with that 4th and goal play at the end of half but it worked out well anyway.  Sean Peyton's decision to onside kick really was a momentum turning play!!

I like that coach, I've loved watching Drew Brees since he was in college, what a great night!!

That whole state needed that boost and I'm happy they got it.

Ain'ts no more!!

[Jessie]

Why is their motto or whatever 'who dat?'

Also, why is go spelled geaux in relation to the Saints?

It was a good game, but most of the commercials were disappointing.

[sapphirehart]

Why is their motto or whatever 'who dat?'

http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/2010/01/who_dat_popularized_when_every.html

Also, why is go spelled geaux in relation to the Saints?

It's a Cajun French thing.

[BigDun]

I was also a little disappointed with the commercials. Also, weren't Lady GaGa and Elton John supposed to perform in the pre-game show?

[swolt]

Why is their motto or whatever 'who dat?'

http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/2010/01/who_dat_popularized_when_every.html

Also, why is go spelled geaux in relation to the Saints?

It's a Cajun French thing.

They do that with LSU too. It comes from last names like Boudreaux and Thibodeaux where the eaux is pronounced "o"

[Jessie]

That all seems a little dumb.

[Infobahn]

Kentucky is smarter than Louisiana, less inbred as well. 

FTFY

[Jessie]

Kentucky is smarter than Louisiana, less inbred as well. 

FTFY

That really says something.

[VikingJuice]

Kentucky is smarter than Louisiana, less inbred as well. 

FTFY

That really says something.

Comparing Kentucky inbreds to Louisiana inbreds is like comparing Andy Dick to a moronic drug addled flaming homosexual.