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Started by Beef, August 11, 2005, 11:30:40 AM

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Jessie

One of these days I'm gonna become a mormon so I can get in on some hot lesbian action.  You know those dudes don't do their wives one at a time.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ignom

I saw a commercial yesterday where two people were talking and I thought it was going to be about addiction recovery or treatment for depression, but it was about how reading the Book of Mormon will change your life.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

dazie

My son's former GF (?!) gave him a copy of the Book of Mormon.  She wrote like 3 pages in the front, telling him how special he is and how this book is God's plan for Christians on North America. 

creeeeepy.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

VikingJuice

Quote from: dazie on August 11, 2005, 02:37:40 PM
My son's former GF (?!) gave him a copy of the Book of Mormon.  She wrote like 3 pages in the front, telling him how special he is and how this book is God's plan for Christians on North America. 

creeeeepy.

I just love how, even though Christ was a middle Easterner, his ONLY concern is for certain folks from North America.  Specifically, white folks, from North America.  Even though Christ wasn't WHITE either.  And there's so much support for it too!***Serious eye roll***   I'm not one to knock anyone's religion, but I seriously have to question the reasoning and logic behind different faiths-especially when they are SO exclusionary.

Beefy

Quote from: vikingjuice on August 11, 2005, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 11, 2005, 02:37:40 PM
My son's former GF (?!) gave him a copy of the Book of Mormon.  She wrote like 3 pages in the front, telling him how special he is and how this book is God's plan for Christians on North America. 

creeeeepy.

I just love how, even though Christ was a middle Easterner, his ONLY concern is for certain folks from North America.  Specifically, white folks, from North America.  Even though Christ wasn't WHITE either.  And there's so much support for it too!***Serious eye roll***   I'm not one to knock anyone's religion, but I seriously have to question the reasoning and logic behind different faiths-especially when they are SO exclusionary.

Yeah dude, but they're nymphos...

eo000

Quote from: vikingjuice on August 11, 2005, 06:00:12 PM
I just love how, even though Christ was a middle Easterner, his ONLY concern is for certain folks from North America.  Specifically, white folks, from North America. 

I don't agree with this.

Beefy

Quote from: eo000 on August 12, 2005, 05:43:13 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 11, 2005, 06:00:12 PM
I just love how, even though Christ was a middle Easterner, his ONLY concern is for certain folks from North America.  Specifically, white folks, from North America.

I don't agree with this.

I think that was the point that VJ was trying to make.  He doesn't agree with it, either.

eo000

Quote from: Beefy on August 12, 2005, 07:11:53 AM
Quote from: eo000 on August 12, 2005, 05:43:13 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 11, 2005, 06:00:12 PM
I just love how, even though Christ was a middle Easterner, his ONLY concern is for certain folks from North America.  Specifically, white folks, from North America.

I don't agree with this.

I think that was the point that VJ was trying to make.  He doesn't agree with it, either.
my sarcasm meter is broken this morning.  :-[

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: eo000 on August 12, 2005, 07:16:18 AM
Quote from: Beefy on August 12, 2005, 07:11:53 AM
Quote from: eo000 on August 12, 2005, 05:43:13 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 11, 2005, 06:00:12 PM
I just love how, even though Christ was a middle Easterner, his ONLY concern is for certain folks from North America.  Specifically, white folks, from North America.

I don't agree with this.

I think that was the point that VJ was trying to make.  He doesn't agree with it, either.
my sarcasm meter is broken this morning.  :-[

Somone heeds to make icon for the sarcasm meter and add it to the list
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

I did a GIS for "sarcasm meter" and came up with this.  Should I icon-ize it?

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Mr. Ubiquity

works for me.

I can only create things with stained glass..


Usless in most other venues.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Alice

Quote from: Marixis on August 12, 2005, 10:25:57 AM
works for me.

I can only create things with stained glass..


Usless in most other venues.
You should talk to Sock Monkey Holocaust - he does stained glass too.

ReBurn

Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 12, 2005, 10:29:20 AM
Quote from: Marixis on August 12, 2005, 10:25:57 AM
works for me.

I can only create things with stained glass..


Usless in most other venues.
You should talk to Sock Monkey Holocaust - he does stained glass too.
Wouldn't doing stained glass chafe your willy?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

sapphirehart

Wow....from Mormonism to Lesbian sex in three posts flat.  I love this place!

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: ReBurninator on August 12, 2005, 01:54:10 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 12, 2005, 10:29:20 AM
Quote from: Marixis on August 12, 2005, 10:25:57 AM
works for me.

I can only create things with stained glass..


Usless in most other venues.
You should talk to Sock Monkey Holocaust - he does stained glass too.
Wouldn't doing stained glass chafe your willy?

Only if you want the color red
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"