I want

[Jessie]

Ham, scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, sliced tomatoes, biscuits, and gravy.

And I want my grandma to cook it.

Is that too much to ask?

[cnamon]

Candy.

[BigDun]

Ham, scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, sliced tomatoes, biscuits, and gravy.

And I want my grandma to cook it.

Is that too much to ask?

That's what my work's cafeteria serves every morning. I don't do breakfast very often at work because we are talking heart attack city. Not to mention the ever expanding waist it would cause.

[eo000]

Ham, scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, sliced tomatoes, biscuits, and gravy.

And I want my grandma to cook it.

Is that too much to ask?

That's what my work's cafeteria serves every morning. I don't do breakfast very often at work because we are talking heart attack city. Not to mention the ever expanding waist it would cause.

Tell Jessie's grandma we said hi.

[Jessie]

Ham, scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, sliced tomatoes, biscuits, and gravy.

And I want my grandma to cook it.

Is that too much to ask?

That's what my work's cafeteria serves every morning. I don't do breakfast very often at work because we are talking heart attack city. Not to mention the ever expanding waist it would cause.

Tell Jessie's grandma we said hi.

Holy crap, my grandma is dead. Where do you work?!?

[ReBurn]

Ham, scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, sliced tomatoes, biscuits, and gravy.

And I want my grandma to cook it.

Is that too much to ask?

That's what my work's cafeteria serves every morning. I don't do breakfast very often at work because we are talking heart attack city. Not to mention the ever expanding waist it would cause.

Tell Jessie's grandma we said hi.

Holy crap, my grandma is dead. Where do you work?!?

Open mouth, insert foot, rinse.

[eo000]

no knowing that your grandma is dead:

Yes, it is too much to ask.

[Jessie]

Ham, scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, sliced tomatoes, biscuits, and gravy.

And I want my grandma to cook it.

Is that too much to ask?

That's what my work's cafeteria serves every morning. I don't do breakfast very often at work because we are talking heart attack city. Not to mention the ever expanding waist it would cause.

Tell Jessie's grandma we said hi.

Holy crap, my grandma is dead. Where do you work?!?

Open mouth, insert foot, rinse.

HAHAHAHAHA

I'm crying now.  From laughter or from sadness?  I'll never tell.

[BigDun]

Ham, scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, sliced tomatoes, biscuits, and gravy.

And I want my grandma to cook it.

Is that too much to ask?

That's what my work's cafeteria serves every morning. I don't do breakfast very often at work because we are talking heart attack city. Not to mention the ever expanding waist it would cause.

Tell Jessie's grandma we said hi.

Holy crap, my grandma is dead. Where do you work?!?

Uh, I work at a Fortune 500 company. We don't do anything with dead people. I mean, I was just kidding about the breakfa... Oh no. They know. Don't tell them that I said anythin... *mpfff* *ack* *arrgh*

[DownSouth]

Tomatoes are for losers.

[Jessie]

Tomatoes are for losers.

So you must really love them.

[Beefy]

a nice, greasy pork snadwich served on a dirty ashtray.

[ignom]

I want some bacon, sausage, hash browns and waffles, all drenched in syrup. With that, I also want biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, a glass of Tropicana extra pulp orange juice and some toast with strawberry jelly.

I guess these two plums will have to suffice.

[Jessie]

I want some bacon, sausage, hash browns and waffles, all drenched in syrup. With that, I also want biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, a glass of Tropicana extra pulp orange juice and some toast with strawberry jelly.

I guess these two plums will have to suffice.

Wow.

[Gamplayerx]

I want some bacon, sausage, hash browns and waffles, all drenched in syrup. With that, I also want biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, a glass of Tropicana extra pulp orange juice and some toast with strawberry jelly.

I guess these two plums will have to suffice.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.  Syrup on the bacon?  Are you INSANE, man? 

[dazie]

I want some bacon, sausage, hash browns and waffles, all drenched in syrup. With that, I also want biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, a glass of Tropicana extra pulp orange juice and some toast with strawberry jelly.

I guess these two plums will have to suffice.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.  Syrup on the bacon?  Are you INSANE, man? 

Everyone knows you put syrup on SCRAPPLE!!!

[ursus]

Bacon does not....notnotnotnotnotnot...equal scrapple.

[ReBurn]

SCRAPPLE?  That crap's all lips and assholes!  Do you guys really eat that?

[dazie]

SCRAPPLE?  That crap's all lips and assholes!  Do you guys really eat that?

You forgot the oink.  Oink is a major part of scrapple. 


Yum.  Oink.

[Gamplayerx]

NOTE:  the opinions voices in the above image are those of an anonymous patron to the women's restroom at the Purple Moose Saloon in Ocean City, MD and may not reflect upon the author of this post.

[cnamon]

This thread makes me sad.  Yucky pork products...

[dazie]

Yum.  Pork products.  Lips, assholes, oink...

[ursus]

How about the successful invasion of OBB's wild-cold-yonder. Otherwise, no fabulous maple products to put on our swine.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-swine   

[Beefy]

Meh.  Diets are no fun.

[ursus]

Meh. Diets are no fun.

Yours may not be 

I'm OK with mine.