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I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Started by Beef, July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM

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Beefy


ursus

I was just wondering...

ignom

Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Beefy

Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count

Alice

Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count
How about forgetting to take the paper off of the peanut butter cups? 

DownSouth

Quote from: aliceliddell on July 19, 2005, 12:02:05 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count
How about forgetting to take the paper off of the peanut butter cups? 
Or that time you just responded with "muh".
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

cnamon

Or that time that that cute lady came in your office and you looked dumbfounded?

Gamplayerx

I can't believe I forgot to tell this story!

The other day, Grumpus made himself a lovely breaded chicken patty sandwich, with 2 slices of cheddar jack cheese.  So he takes the first bite, and he's chewing and chewing and chewing and chewing.  Finally he makes this face and pulls a piece of something out of his mouth.  He then carefully disects his sammich and comes up with the paper that was between the cheese slices, with a perfect bite mark out of one corner.

Beefy

Quote from: aliceliddell on July 19, 2005, 12:02:05 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count
How about forgetting to take the paper off of the peanut butter cups? 

Close.

VikingJuice

Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count

How 'bout the building with a "lean on it?"  Or did the statute of limitations run out on that one?

cnamon

Quote from: vikingjuice on July 19, 2005, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count

How 'bout the building with a "lean on it?"  Or did the statute of limitations run out on that one?
Details, girlfriend!

Beefy

Quote from: cnamon on July 20, 2005, 08:08:15 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on July 19, 2005, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 16, 2005, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: ignom on July 16, 2005, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Beefy on July 15, 2005, 11:12:07 PM
I don't think I've ever felt dumber. Ever.

Do I need to start citing examples?

You'd be hard pressed to come up with one in the last year that made me feel dumber.

/The thing with the donkey doesn't count

How 'bout the building with a "lean on it?"  Or did the statute of limitations run out on that one?
Details, girlfriend!

In retrospect, it's not that embarrassing.  I was unfamiliar with the economic term 'lien'.  At that point in my life, there's no reason I would have been.  Someone started discussing it and so I assumed they were speaking about a property that wasn't on level ground.  Amusing, yes, but not really embarrassing.

I think the paper/peanut butter cup thing is far worse.

Alice

Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:42:12 AM
I think the paper/peanut butter cup thing is far worse.

Look what I still have. ;D


cnamon


Beefy


Alice

Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
I was too busy drawing your hat to worry about your self image issues.

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
I was too busy drawing your hat to worry about your self image issues.

I'm not trying to be self-depreciating.  An accurate representation would have a gut.

It's your half-ass artistry that's at issue here.   ;)


of course i'm kidding!

Alice

Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 12:17:30 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
I was too busy drawing your hat to worry about your self image issues.

I'm not trying to be self-depreciating.  An accurate representation would have a gut.

It's your half-ass artistry that's at issue here.   ;)


of course i'm kidding!
Next drawing:  Beef getting a Cleveland Steamer from Louie Anderson.

Beefy

Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:18:33 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 12:17:30 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
I was too busy drawing your hat to worry about your self image issues.

I'm not trying to be self-depreciating.  An accurate representation would have a gut.

It's your half-ass artistry that's at issue here.   ;)


of course i'm kidding!
Next drawing:  Beef getting a Cleveland Steamer from Louie Anderson.

Make sure that's the one you send to Jessie.

And don't forget the sexy rocking horse.

Jessie

Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 12:19:52 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:18:33 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 12:17:30 PM
Quote from: aliceliddell on July 20, 2005, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Beefy on July 20, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
You forgot the gut.
I was too busy drawing your hat to worry about your self image issues.

I'm not trying to be self-depreciating.  An accurate representation would have a gut.

It's your half-ass artistry that's at issue here.   ;)


of course i'm kidding!
Next drawing:  Beef getting a Cleveland Steamer from Louie Anderson.

Make sure that's the one you send to Jessie.

And don't forget the sexy rocking horse.

SCORE!!!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ignom

I've never seen Kablam! before. One of the cartoon segments just came on Nicktoons:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kablam!

See if you can spot which one gave me an "I don't think I've ever felt dumber.  Ever." moment.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Gamplayerx


Beefy

There's so reason any of us would have known that.