A bet a few people on here could make a serious try at this

[Beefy]

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/sports/baseball/The-Biggest-Concessions-Burger-Youll-Ever-See.html

[Jessie]

Are you calling us fat?

[Dry then Catch]

MY FACE IS IN 3 STATES FOR EATING GIANT BURGERS AND I AM ALMOST CERTAINLY ONLY PERSON HERE UNDER 300LBS

[Beefy]

Are you calling us fat?

No.  Just passionate foodies.

Fatty.

[BigDun]

I can't finish a Baconator without feeling ill.

[eo000]

holy shit. that's like 5 days worth of calories!

[Gamplayerx]

holy shit. that's like 5 days worth of calories!

299 grams of fat.  299.  Damn.

Did whoever Catchr thinks he is now just say is face is the size of 3 states?

[eo000]

holy shit. that's like 5 days worth of calories!

299 grams of fat.  299.  Damn.

Did whoever Catchr thinks he is now just say is face is the size of 3 states?

[Dry then Catch]

[eo000]

why's there a straw in your burger?

[Dry then Catch]

why's there a straw in your burger?

structural reasons

[Jessie]

oh god that looks disgusting and now I want a fantastic cheeseburger.

[Beefy]

why's there a straw in your burger?

There's a burger in the picture?  All I can see is the shirt.

[pumpkineye]

yay drew, I love those glasses on you.

[Dry then Catch]

yay drew, I love those glasses on you.

I will let my ancient optician Jeannette know you liked them (she picked them) next time my insurance permits me to see her. 

[Infobahn]

There's a burger in the picture?  All I can see is the blouse.

FTFY

[Jessie]

This looks fun.

http://mjgradziel.com/burger/giant_burger.html

[Gamplayerx]

This looks fun.

http://mjgradziel.com/burger/giant_burger.html

I think more people should have huge food parties.  I didn't understand the scale bit.

[Jessie]

This looks fun.

http://mjgradziel.com/burger/giant_burger.html

I think more people should have huge food parties.  I didn't understand the scale bit.

They made a homemade scale using items that they knew the weight of to weigh the mondo burger.  What part didn't you understand?

[Dry then Catch]

This looks fun.

http://mjgradziel.com/burger/giant_burger.html

I think more people should have huge food parties.  I didn't understand the scale bit.

They made a homemade scale using items that they knew the weight of to weigh the mondo burger.  What part didn't you understand?

why didnt they just use a regular scale, was this just for dramatic effect

[Jessie]

I wouldn't know their motivations.  I wasn't there.  Gosh.