I love you Jessie...

[Infobahn]

I just saw a commercial for the Kentucky Derby.

It seems (to me) that every year Jessie has the opportunity to go to the event, or at least an associated event, where a dress and "Big Ass Hat^tm" are needed.  Also, it seems (to me) that every year Jessie waits until the last moment and obsesses about said hat and dress.

So, I love you Jessie, but if you are going to something again, maybe this would be a good time to start.  Unless that would give you more time to obsess, then please wait until the last minute.

Love you Jessie.

[Jessie]

See, the problem is that I dont KNOW if I get to go until the last minute. 

Sometimes I do, sometimes not.  And I never know exactly how MANY events I'm going to.

It's very frustrating.