This makes me way happier than it should

[Beefy]

http://www.tentaclegrape.com

SFW

[Infobahn]

I don't understand.  Why would anyone want to buy this?

[Jessie]

That's funny.

[swolt]

Murray showed that to me yesterday. Pretty funny stuff.

[Infobahn]

WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME?  PLEASE!!

[swolt]

WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME?  PLEASE!!

The name of the drink is Tentacle Grape. If you remove the G it becomes Tentacle Rape, and if you look at the picture on the can that is what they were going for. Tentacle Rape is this new big thing with anime porn (so I've heard.)

From the about:

Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.

Each 12oz bottle of Tentacle Grape™ comes packed full of flavor in a unique glass collector's bottle.

Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!

[sapphirehart]

WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME?  PLEASE!!

The name of the drink is Tentacle Grape. If you remove the G it becomes Tentacle Rape, and if you look at the picture on the can that is what they were going for. Tentacle Rape is this new big thing with anime porn (so I've heard.)

From the about:

Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.

Each 12oz bottle of Tentacle Grape™ comes packed full of flavor in a unique glass collector's bottle.

Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!

it loses its funny when you have to explain it.

[Infobahn]

Oh, okay.