War of the Worlds

[Jessie]

Despite Tom Cruise's insanity, I think I still want to see this.

[dazie]

Despite Tom Cruise's insanity, I think I still want to see this.

No way.  It looks somewhat like crap.  If they'd not tried to market it as "WAR OF THE WORLDS" I might have been interested.  But as it stands, it looks like a craptacular remake of a good story.

Plus I don't want him to get any of my money.  He's a nutcase.

[Jessie]

He is most certainly a nutcase.

I think he could use a good dose of those meds he's so strongly against.

[ignom]

I don't want to see War of the Worlds, but my body thetans do.

[Bishamonten]

I'll wait for DVD.  At 9.50 per movie, I'm only going to the movies that I'm actually excited about.

[Jessie]

Body Thetans as pets http://www.jritson.demon.co.uk/bodythetan/

[BigDun]

I have a feeling that Tom Cruise has a lot of BodyThetans:

http://www.jritson.demon.co.uk/bodythetan/bt.htm

[ReBurn]

I'll wait for DVD.  At 9.50 per movie, I'm only going to the movies that I'm actually excited about.

There's a place around here where you can catch a matinee for two dollars.  I might spend that much to see it.

[Beefy]

I'm going Wednesday right after work.

Fuck Cruise.  No way I'm missing a Spielberg horror/scifi flick.

[nishi]

He is most certainly a nutcase.

I think he could use a good dose of those meds he's so strongly against.

in his next movie, he'll be playing BiPolar Bear.

[ignom]

Tom Cruise is http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085868/

[nishi]

[Gamplayerx]

Where's eo's Tom Cruise Killing Oprah video? 

[nishi]

you can see it here:

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/miscellaneous_tv/000824.php

[nishi]

you can see it here:

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/miscellaneous_tv/000824.php

with a little extra editing for emphasis.

sweet bleeding jesus, he's a freak.

[Gamplayerx]

Close, but that one doesn't have the lightning bolts shooting out of his hands.

[nishi]

lightning bolts?? ooo! i missed that one!!

[nishi]

found it.

http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov

[Gamplayerx]

That's it!!  You're awesome, Nishi!

[meredith]

thank you, tom cruise, for killing oprah.

[Gamplayerx]

I love the laugh and the music.

[meredith]

i'll have to watch it somewhere with sound, then

[nishi]

thank you, tom cruise, for killing oprah.

i just wish she would have killed him back.

[meredith]

i just wish she would have killed him back.

just wait 'til dr. phil tracks him down

[ignom]

That's the first time I've seen it with sound on.

[nishi]

i just wish she would have killed him back.

just wait 'til dr. phil tracks him down

maybe they could all kill each other?

[nishi]

i just wish she would have killed him back.

just wait 'til dr. phil tracks him down

maybe they could all kill each other?

wait! i know!! if we work really hard, we could just wish them into the cornfield.

[Gamplayerx]

Is this the children of the corn's cornfield or kevin costner's cornfield?  I'm going to need clarification before I get behind the cornfield wishing.

[meredith]

maybe they could all kill each other?

we can only hope.  maybe cruise will injure dr. phil enough with the lightning that he dies shortly after throwing tom down a shaft.

wait! i know!! if we work really hard, we could just wish them into the cornfield.

++

[nishi]

Is this the children of the corn's cornfield or kevin costner's cornfield?  I'm going to need clarification before I get behind the cornfield wishing.

i was thinking along the lines of the original ray bradbury cornfield.

although if we wish them into kevin costner's cornfield, don't they just have to play baseball in the past forever? (ok. i did not see that movie, as i am allergic to kevin costner. i am risking bish's fate of hives by even typing his name more than once).

[meredith]

can't leave this out:

http://tzone.the-croc.com/tzeplist/goodlife.html

oh yes, it's set in ohio.

[Gamplayerx]

I didn't see/read Ray Bradbury's original Cornfield.  Hey!  Let's compromise and put them in The Stand's cornfield.

Cornfields are creepy.

[dc]

Is this the children of the corn's cornfield or kevin costner's cornfield?  I'm going to need clarification before I get behind the cornfield wishing.

i was thinking along the lines of the original ray bradbury cornfield.

although if we wish them into kevin costner's cornfield, don't they just have to play baseball in the past forever? (ok. i did not see that movie, as i am allergic to kevin costner. i am risking bish's fate of hives by even typing his name more than once).

Ooh!  Another gift idea for you!

[nishi]

it's a good life.



*until dc starts sending kevin costner dvds. then i will unleash the real ultimate power of hippos.


you know, that real ultimate power site? that should be done with hairless cats.

[Gamplayerx]

Hairless cats can kill anyone they want!  Hairless cats cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These cats are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this hairless cat who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the hairless cat killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a hairless cat totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

[meredith]

heh gamp

Hairless cats are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These cats are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Hairless cats are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start breeding them next year.  I love hairless cats with all of my body (including my pee pee).

[Gamplayerx]

Hahaha.  That's AWESOME and REAL ULTIMATE, hatt! 

[nishi]

Hairless cats can kill anyone they want!  Hairless cats cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These things are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this hairless cat who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the hairless cat killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a hairless cat totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

i think the early morning team is going to be very confused.

[Gamplayerx]

I wish I was good at photoshop - I'd totally give those cats some throwing stars and masks.

[nishi]

and the one on the right ALSO WANTS LIGHTNING.

[meredith]

who said ya gotta be good at photoshop?

[eo000]

Very funny, Hatt.   

[Gamplayerx]

Haha, Hatt!

[Jessie]

I was actually considering going to see this today.  Timothy wants to see it.  We've read most of the book and he loves it.

Then I heard the reviews this morning.

Apparently it is getting really good reviews, but it's also supposed to be really effin' scary.  I heard that Spielberg made it scarier than he even intended to. 

I just don't know if it'd be too much for Timothy.

[DownSouth]

I saw an interview with that little girl this morning.  Too cute.

[Jessie]

I saw an interview with that little girl this morning.  Bad teeth.

[Beefy]

I'm going after work.

Dakota Fanning scares me.

I heard the first hour is relentlessly intense but that the second hour doesn't match it.  I also heard Cruise doesn't render the film unwatchable.

[Jessie]

I heard it got good reviews from everyone but Ebert, but that he's not a big fan of these types of movies and even gave Jurassic Park a bad review.

I wonder if this will be scarier than that series, because Timothy owns and loves all three JP movies.

[Beefy]

I'm going to the 5:25pm showing.  I'll give a full blown eo report when I get back.

[Alice]

I'm going to the 5:25pm showing.  I'll give a full blown eo report when I get back.

Are you a boy or a girl?

[DownSouth]

I don't want to hear about you blowing eo.

[Beefy]

I'm going to the 5:25pm showing.  I'll give a full blown eo report when I get back.

Are you a boy or a girl?

I am a vegetable.

/schiavo

[Jessie]

Timothy's review 'Best movie ever!!!!!'

My review "I didn't even notice Tom's insanity."

[Beefy]

So much I want to talk about, but won't.

A few things:

1.  It stays alarming close to the original story, save setting it in modern day.  It is just from that tale from a different perspective.

2.  This is the Spielberg that made Jaws and Jurassic Park, not the one who made Hook or Catch Me If You Can.  He knows how to play with his audience.

3.  Cruise is not a problem.  He plays a selfish jerk.

4.  This needs to be seen on a big screen with VERY loud surround sound.

[Jessie]

Yeah, what he said.

The beginning of the attacks are just breathtaking.

I liked it.  A lot.

It wasn't perfect, but it was damn good.

[ReBurn]

I'm going to the 5:25pm showing.  I'll give a full blown eo report when I get back.

Are you a boy or a girl?

I am a vegetable.

/schiavo

+1

[eo000]

i saw it i liked it. it was good.

[cnamon]

I liked it.  I saw it Sunday.

[Beefy]

Okay, weird.

First off, I never remember my dreams.  But the one from last night/this morning, I still remember clearly.

Secondly, I watched WOTW for the second time last night.  So obviously I knew everything that was coming.

And yet I had nightmares about being affected by such an attack.  I even remember thinking in the dream: "This blows!"

I don't think I've ever had a nightmare induced by a viewing of a film I've already seen before.

[meredith]

Tom Cruise is just that disturbing.

[Beefy]

Tom Cruise is just that disturbing.

There's a deleted scene where Katie bursts out of his chest.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Tom Cruise is just that disturbing.

There's a deleted scene where Katie bursts out of his pants.

[ReBurn]

I have a copy of this movie sitting on top of the DVD player, and I haven't watched it yet.

[Alice]

I have a copy of this movie sitting on top of the DVD player, and I haven't watched it yet.

Watch it.

[ReBurn]

I have a copy of this movie sitting on top of the DVD player, and I haven't watched it yet.

Watch it.

Ok.

[Listener]

I have a copy of this movie sitting on top of the DVD player, and I haven't watched it yet.

Watch it.

Ok.

Watch it sit on top of the DVD player?

[Jessie]

I may have mentioned it before, but I liked this movie..

My dad said that if he were stuck with that screaming little girl he would have fed her to the aliens himself.

[ReBurn]

I have a copy of this movie sitting on top of the DVD player, and I haven't watched it yet.

Watch it.

Ok.

Watch it sit on top of the DVD player?

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