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dazie

Anyone?

I'm debating reading them, except that a woman I know in Nevada is "obsessed" with them, and that usually means it'll be crap.  She thinks American Idol is "AMAZING!" and gushed over Nicholas Sparks books.  I find her very existence to be the antithesis of my idea of good taste.

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

BigDun

From my wife: She enjoyed them but found them a little on the simplistic side as far as the writing. But enjoyable. She's on book 4. Harry Potter it ain't.

I have been reading the first book on her Kindle when we are at the vet getting our dog's weekly chiropractic treatment. So far I'm about 1/10 of the way into it and find it rather immature, but surprisingly engaging.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

eo000

Kayla wanted to read them, so I read them first to see if they were appropriate (book 1 & 2 are fine, 3 is iffy, 4 is a big no).

They aren't a horrible read for the most part.  There were quite a few things I didn't care for in her writing style, and I skipped over 200 pages in the last book, and felt like I didn't miss anything (if you get that far in the books, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about).

Overall, they were mindless, but enjoyable.

Jessie

BD,  you take your dog to the chiropractor?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: eo000 on November 25, 2008, 08:04:10 AM
Kayla wanted to read them, so I read them first to see if they were appropriate (book 1 & 2 are fine, 3 is iffy, 4 is a big no).

They aren't a horrible read for the most part.  There were quite a few things I didn't care for in her writing style, and I skipped over 200 pages in the last book, and felt like I didn't miss anything (if you get that far in the books, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about).

Overall, they were mindless, but enjoyable.
You're such a good dad.  You get plus a hundred bonus awesome points.

Jessie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 25, 2008, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: eo000 on November 25, 2008, 08:04:10 AM
Kayla wanted to read them, so I read them first to see if they were appropriate (book 1 & 2 are fine, 3 is iffy, 4 is a big no).

They aren't a horrible read for the most part.  There were quite a few things I didn't care for in her writing style, and I skipped over 200 pages in the last book, and felt like I didn't miss anything (if you get that far in the books, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about).

Overall, they were mindless, but enjoyable.
You're such a good dad.  You get plus a hundred bonus awesome points.
I was thinking the same thing.  Good dad, indeed.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Dry then Catch

Quote from: Jessie on November 25, 2008, 10:13:52 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on November 25, 2008, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: eo000 on November 25, 2008, 08:04:10 AM
Kayla wanted to read them, so I read them first to see if they were appropriate (book 1 & 2 are fine, 3 is iffy, 4 is a big no).

They aren't a horrible read for the most part.  There were quite a few things I didn't care for in her writing style, and I skipped over 200 pages in the last book, and felt like I didn't miss anything (if you get that far in the books, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about).

Overall, they were mindless, but enjoyable.
You're such a good dad.  You get plus a hundred bonus awesome points.
I was thinking the same thing.  Good dad, indeed.


whatever, he totally wanted an excuse to read them himself

BigDun

Quote from: Jessie on November 25, 2008, 09:13:40 AM
BD,  you take your dog to the chiropractor?

Actually our vet does chiropratic techniques to help with her arthritis. So, no, I don't take her to the chiropractor. I take her to the vet once a week for an injection and for the doctor to run this thumper thing down her spine a few times.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: eo000 on November 25, 2008, 08:04:10 AM
Overall, they were mindless, but enjoyable.

I havent seen the movie or read the book, but from what people have told me about both, you hit the nail on the head.  And with that, its exactly why Hollywood made it into a movie. 
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

I picked up a used copy for Kate yesterday.  The guy at the store said they rarely get them in, and when they do, they don't stay for more than a few hours.

I figure paying $7 for it is worth it- she's dying to read it.  So, even if I think it's lame, the fact that she WANTS to read is enough for me.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

VikingJuice

The girls at my school, and even some female teachers, have been buzzing about this book series for over a month now.  It's been amusing to say the least.

BigDun

We're going to listen to the entire series on our drive to Memphis for Christmas.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

dazie

K- I'm about halfway through.  I started reading it so I could see if Kate would be ok with it and I think she will be.  I actually think she might get bored with it though.

It has charm, I can see why it's so popular- handsome, irresistible, dangerous boy picks oddball outcast to be his true love...  what girl who ever felt outside the "in" crowd didn't wish for something like that?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

eo000

Quote from: dazie on December 09, 2008, 08:43:46 AM
K- I'm about halfway through.  I started reading it so I could see if Kate would be ok with it and I think she will be.  I actually think she might get bored with it though.

It has charm, I can see why it's so popular- handsome, irresistible, dangerous boy picks oddball outcast to be his true love...  what girl who ever felt outside the "in" crowd didn't wish for something like that?
the first three hundred or so pages do drag, but it gets a lot better after that.

meredith

The girl in the book is an obvious Mary Sue, so kids really go for it.  It may be frowned upon when writing for adults, but kids and teenagers eat that stuff up.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: hatt on December 09, 2008, 10:53:26 AM
The girl in the book is an obvious Mary Sue, so kids really go for it.  It may be frowned upon when writing for adults, but kids and teenagers eat that stuff up.
I'd never heard the term "Mary Sue" before, so I looked it up.  You, my dear hatt, are far geekier than I ever imagined.  *smooch*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue

meredith

it's a common term in internet armchair literary criticism.


just kidding, everyone called my character a mary sue when i wrote a fic where i'm clumsy and cute and fall in love with mal reynolds from firefly

Jessie

Poor Wil Wheaton can't catch a break.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Jessie on December 09, 2008, 12:37:40 PM
Poor Wil Wheaton can't catch a break.
I heard he once was lucky enough to IM with a certain redhead, so he has that going for him.

Jessie

Hatt, do you have a new name on TF?

Va jay jay [TotalFark]    Quote    2008-12-09 11:08:07 AM    
Yes. She is one of the best examples of a Mary Sue within modern literature.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

meredith

nope, only cowards use pseudonyms!  i killed my TF back in march too, i think.

dazie

Finished it.  It was ok. 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

Timothy said he wants to read them now, to see what all the fuss is about.

From everything I've read, I feel like I need to talk to him about how women don't always need to be saved.  I hear there's a lot of misogyny, largely because the author is a Mormon or something.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

Well, the female lead tends to be clumsy and gets herself into situations where she can get hurt.

The male lead also manages to put her into situations where she can get hurt, simply because, well- he's a vampire and vampires have a thing for you know- sucking the blood of the living.  *shrug*

It isn't so much that it's misogynistic, she's pretty independent, but there are some situations where she does need him to save her.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Bishamonten

Quote from: Jessie on December 10, 2008, 08:46:29 AM
Timothy said he wants to read them now, to see what all the fuss is about.

From everything I've read, I feel like I need to talk to him about how women don't always need to be saved.  I hear there's a lot of misogyny, largely because the author is a Mormon or something.

You want me to talk to him so you don't have to face that?

dazie

Read the 2nd one.  How annoying.  The female lead does indeed start to blame herself for everything, and I wanted to say "Fuck- MAN UP!" quite often.

Oh!  You pushed me onto a pile of glass plates and I got cut so I bled and now all the vampires don't want to be around me!  I'm sorry!  It's all my fault for having blood!

Oh!  People are getting killed by rogue vampires?  I'm sorry!  It's all my fault for living here!


Bah.

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

The third one's better.  I actually kind of dig it.

Saw the movie today w/Kate and Ursus.  It wasn't awful, but the girl that plays Bella is a mouth breather.  I swear she never totally closes her mouth. 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

I was bullied into reading Twilight -- surprisingly enjoyable and fun.

Jessie

All the grown women I know love those books/that movie.  I just can't bring myself to read/see it.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

If you go expecting an Oscar worthy film, you'll be sorely disappointed.

If you go expecting something that will make teenaged girls swoon- you're right there.

It isn't awful, even Ursus had decent things to say about it and he hates most movies.  *lol* 

There's no sex or foul language, and not a whole lot of violence*, even though there's actually MORE in the movie than in the book.

* the violence is toward the end, and the guy to whom the violence is directed really deserved it.

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

I finished the last twilight book yesterday. [spoiler]Thank goodness whiny finally got a spine or I would've been forced to enter bookworld and throttle her[/spoiler]

Jessie

I listened to five minutes of the first audio book and wanted to shoot myself.

She actually said, "scintillating arms."  Seriously.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Jessie

Clearly, this writer likes her thesaurus.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Jessie on March 23, 2009, 09:21:01 PM
Clearly, this writer likes her thesaurus.
remember -- she's writing for Tweens and teens.

Jessie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 23, 2009, 09:22:46 PM
Quote from: Jessie on March 23, 2009, 09:21:01 PM
Clearly, this writer likes her thesaurus.
remember -- she's writing for Tweens and teens.
She's supposed to be writing in the voice of a 17 year old.  No 17 year old would talk or write like that.  God awful.  I don't know how you've read that crap.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 23, 2009, 09:13:04 PM
I finished the last twilight book yesterday. [spoiler]Thank goodness whiny finally got a spine or I would've been forced to enter bookworld and throttle her[/spoiler]

I concur.  Book two almost killed me AND her because of that.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

meredith

Are you kidding?  17 year olds absolutely abuse thesauruses ;D

eo000

Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 23, 2009, 09:13:04 PM
I finished the last twilight book yesterday. [spoiler]Thank goodness whiny finally got a spine or I would've been forced to enter bookworld and throttle her[/spoiler]
if you go to her website you can get the first 250 or so pages of the next book she was righting. it's starting over, but from edward's point of view.

Beefy

I may rent this today for sh*ts and giggles.

Beefy

Quote from: Beefy on March 24, 2009, 10:46:08 AM
I may rent this today for sh*ts and giggles.

As I approach the checkout desk, I hear the cashier state, "I don't want to watch that crap.  It's for five year old emo vampire wannabees."  I then hand him my stack of rentals, Twilight being on top.  He gives me a look that is half you-gotta-be-kidding-me and half oh-crap-I-hope-he's-not-mad.

I simply state, "No worries, that's why I'm renting it."

eo000

Quote from: Beefy on March 24, 2009, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: Beefy on March 24, 2009, 10:46:08 AM
I may rent this today for sh*ts and giggles.

As I approach the checkout desk, I hear the cashier state, "I don't want to watch that crap.  It's for five year old emo vampire wannabees."  I then hand him my stack of rentals, Twilight being on top.  He gives me a look that is half you-gotta-be-kidding-me and half oh-crap-I-hope-he's-not-mad.

I simply state, "No worries, that's why I'm renting it."
what was his look then? did he think you were doing it for the lulz, or did he think you had ill intentions? don't be surprised if chris hansen pops through your window.

Beefy

he looked at me like i was a loon.

dazie

But did you watch it and fall deeply madly in love? 

And if you did watch it, did you notice that the chick can't close her damn mouth?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

Quote from: dazie on March 25, 2009, 07:57:26 AM
But did you watch it and fall deeply madly in love? 

And if you did watch it, did you notice that the chick can't close her damn mouth?

I made it about half way through.  Biggest problem thus far, aside from me not being the target audience, is that they protract things way too much. Ten to fifteen minutes could have been shaved out of the first hour.

Gamplayerx

The biggest problem is that Edward is not pretty enough.

Beefy

I finished it last night.  While I am clearly not the target audience, there were aspects of the film that were just bad or silly.  It took a few narrative turns in the second half that I didn't see coming, so good on them for that.  It certainly seemed pretty sure of itself that a sequel would be forthcoming.

eo000

Quote from: Beefy on March 27, 2009, 10:59:20 AM
I finished it last night.  While I am clearly not the target audience, there were aspects of the film that were just bad or silly.  It took a few narrative turns in the second half that I didn't see coming, so good on them for that.  It certainly seemed pretty sure of itself that a sequel would be forthcoming.
or three.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: eo000 on March 27, 2009, 11:06:32 AM
Quote from: Beefy on March 27, 2009, 10:59:20 AM
I finished it last night.  While I am clearly not the target audience, there were aspects of the film that were just bad or silly.  It took a few narrative turns in the second half that I didn't see coming, so good on them for that.  It certainly seemed pretty sure of itself that a sequel would be forthcoming.
or three.
And possibly a spinoff.

Also -- Edward is NOT PRETTY ENOUGH!

Beefy

Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 27, 2009, 11:07:16 AM
Quote from: eo000 on March 27, 2009, 11:06:32 AM
Quote from: Beefy on March 27, 2009, 10:59:20 AM
I finished it last night.  While I am clearly not the target audience, there were aspects of the film that were just bad or silly.  It took a few narrative turns in the second half that I didn't see coming, so good on them for that.  It certainly seemed pretty sure of itself that a sequel would be forthcoming.
or three.
And possibly a spinoff.

Also -- Edward is NOT PRETTY ENOUGH!

Nor does he bathe often, a fact that I found difficult to ignore while watching the film.

dazie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 27, 2009, 11:07:16 AM
Quote from: eo000 on March 27, 2009, 11:06:32 AM
Quote from: Beefy on March 27, 2009, 10:59:20 AM
I finished it last night.  While I am clearly not the target audience, there were aspects of the film that were just bad or silly.  It took a few narrative turns in the second half that I didn't see coming, so good on them for that.  It certainly seemed pretty sure of itself that a sequel would be forthcoming.
or three.
And possibly a spinoff.

Also -- Edward is NOT PRETTY ENOUGH!

Are you crazy?  It reminds moviewatchers ever 18 minutes that he's DAZZLING.  Sheesh.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

Quote from: dazie on March 27, 2009, 11:14:18 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 27, 2009, 11:07:16 AM
Quote from: eo000 on March 27, 2009, 11:06:32 AM
Quote from: Beefy on March 27, 2009, 10:59:20 AM
I finished it last night.  While I am clearly not the target audience, there were aspects of the film that were just bad or silly.  It took a few narrative turns in the second half that I didn't see coming, so good on them for that.  It certainly seemed pretty sure of itself that a sequel would be forthcoming.
or three.
And possibly a spinoff.

Also -- Edward is NOT PRETTY ENOUGH!

Are you crazy?  It reminds moviewatchers ever 18 minutes that he's DAZZLING.  Sheesh.

More like six minutes.

Jessie

Reading Twilight inspired someone to write this.  I wish I was kidding.



Real Immortals

January 22, 2009

Ch. 1

      Well.. this is boring.  I'm just sitting here in this dark room waiting for something to happen, anything at all.  Most people say ..Mike you are my hero, you are the greatest person on Earth!  I'm not sure what to think about that, I mean I just think of myself as average, I never used to be a so called hero.  I actually used to be quite the opposite.

      About 15 years ago when I was 18 I just finished high school and I was ready to rule the world.  Don't get me wrong.  I loved High School.  I had that awkward freshman year when my hair was a mess and I felt awkward around girls, and then I had my great moments where I was the hottest guy in school with all the girls throwing themselves at me and I was Spartan High School's Quarterback.  I even won a couple trophy's.  Playing football actually helped build my muscles which even I thought looked good.. but I never let it get to my head.  I never felt like I was better than anyone else.  I guess that has to do with the way I was raised.  Most girls thought I was cute, telling me that I had the softest brown hair which I actually wore in a ponytail a little longer than my shoulders.  They were always trying to braid it.  I would just laugh at them.  I don't know why but I never felt  interested in any girls at my school.  I never felt like we had a lot in common.  I also had a slight tan from being outside a lot.  I have big blue eyes with long black lashes and not sure why but it always looked like  I was wearing eyeliner on the bottom.  I have fairly full lips for a guy and a sharp pronounced jawline.  Probably the kind of guy you would see becoming an actor or model.  "ha ha".  Well at least that's what girls would tell me.

      I loved hanging out with the guys and we would meet at my friend's garage some afternoons after school to  play in our teenage band called "Twisted Violin" It wasn't the typical band that you would see in the small town of Spartan, South Carolina.  It was more of a Christian Rock band that included Violins and Flutes.  I have always loved the sound of the Violin.  We played that Violin in ways that some people never knew you could play it.  My four friends Andy who was about 6'2'', short brown hair, brown eyes and thin build was the shyest of us all.  But funny when you least expected it.  He played the Guitar.  Bobby, who was a shorter guy around 5'8'' and was a little on the larger side was a laid back type of guy.  He was real cool to hang out with and someone who you could always talk to.  He played the Bass.  Then there was Tony who was an average looking guy, about 5'10'' blue eyes, blonde spikey hair, he played the drums.  Adam who was the last to join our group had about shoulder length hair, looked almost black and it was always hanging in his eyes, he was probably about 6' tall and had a very exciting type of personality, he seemed to like that gothic type of look.  He played the Keyboard and sometimes the flute.  We played at our friends birthday parties, we also got to play sometimes in a couple of our churches around town.  It was fun, I miss high school.  But not as much as I miss the years after it.  We had too much fun during my college years.

      So that was my childhood.  I couldn't have asked for better parents.  I'm an only child and I had good friends and  great experiences.  As of my last birthday I am now 33.  My birthday is actually on Valentines day.  I didn't  plan anything big for my birthday, after 32 parties you get kind of tired of them.  But my friends decided to throw this big party for me at our only fancy hotel in Spartan.  Invited the whole city and made me dress in a suit and tie.  I have to admit it was a lot of fun.  I can actually dance very well.  My current friends I met while working at the papermill part time while going to college full time.  There names are Toby and Emily.  They are married now, but at the time they were dating.  Emily has curly long brown hair and brown eyes. She's about 5'8''.  Very sweet personality.  Toby is a stronger build, shaved head and green eyes.  He is about 5'11'' and sometimes has a 5 o'clock shadow.  Has more of a rounder childish looking face.  He is extremely friendly and is always helping others.  I would say he was more of a mentor to me.  Showed me the ways of life and how to get a good job.  I still work part time at the papermill, not because I have to, but because I want to.  It's great to get a little extra income, and they have flexible hours.

      You might be wondering why would someone throw me a huge party and invite the whole city?  Well it's because I'm a little different.  I didn't know I was different until I was about 21.  While I was in college, my friends would do some crazy things.  They wanted to go camping in the Smokey Mountains one weekend and while we were there they wanted to show off for these girls and bring them home a picture of them hunting a bear.  They spread food by the campfire and opened jars of peanut butter and honey and we sat all day in a tree waiting for a bear to come out.  I was getting bored and tired and decided to take a nap in my tent which was about 20 feet from the campfire.  I woke up to a rustling noise and some low growls.  I knew there was a bear about 5 feet from my tent.. I decided to just stay still and it wouldn't bother me.  Bobby and Tony was smart enough to wait till the bear was closer to the food and started shooting.  The bear went crazy and started climbing the tree that they were sitting on.  I tried to save them by taking my shoes and opened the zipper to my tent just a little bit and I threw the shoes by him.  One shoe hit his leg but he didn't even move.  Bobby was trying to reload his gun and Tony tried to shoot him again at point blank range but the bear swung his arm at Tony and Tony dropped his gun.  I decided to run to the food and throw it at the bear so maybe he would be more interested in that.  Although I'm sure he's mad to already have some bullets in him and nothing will calm him down now.  At the time I wasn't thinking of that.

      The bear got mad and in one bound he was only inches from my face.. I kind of panicked and fell to the ground thinking he'll leave me alone.  Instead he swung his claws right at me and tore half the skin off of my leg.  Left a big gash that wouldn't stop bleeding.  Just at that moment Bobby shot the bear right in the head and the bear let out a big growl and ran into the forest.  Bobby shot him a couple more times and decided to wait before trying to find him after he takes me to the hospital.  When I got to the hospital, my leg stopped bleeding and it looked like a small knife wound.  The doctor's didn't believe that I just got mauled by a bear.  My friends were shocked that the wound wasn't bigger for how much blood was coming out.. I tried to tell them that it was bigger.  The next day the cut was almost completely healed.  I knew I must've had some good genes in order to heal that fast.  Usually a wound llike that would take 2 weeks to heal and would need a lot more stitches.

      I wanted to do some research on my family history.  I started asking my mom about her parents and my dad about his.  My mom started acting really weird.  I could tell she was holding information from me.  One day when my father wasn't in the house I sat her down and decided to have a serious talk.  I was 21 at the time and said I need to know the truth.  I then told her about my crazy incident in the forest, which I knew she wouldn't like.  She totally overreacted and made me promise to not do anything like that again.  I told her I wouldn't.  She then told me how she never told anyone what she was about to tell me.  She even thought it was a dream.  She remembers one day when she was dating my father this weird dream that she had.  She was about to get married that weekend and just figured it was her nerves that made her dream something so weird.  My mother then started telling me how this ghost came to visit her and she was soo scared that she hid under the covers.  This ghost then proceeded to tell her how he wasn't a ghost that he was an Angel.  The way he talked was so smooth.  She has never heard a voice like his.  He told her how He thought she was the most beautiful thing he has ever scene.  How he doesn't want her to get married.  She looked at him and he was the most handsomest guy she has ever scene.  He was glowing.  Not like the movies, but a beautiful soft glow.  He had long wavy brown hair and bright blue eyes.  She asked what his name was and he said My name is Michael.   He said how he has been watching her for some time and would love to talk to her and get to know her more.  She said that would be fine.  He told her to get some sleep and he'll come back the next night.

      She thought she was dreaming and didn't think anything of it.  Well she said she actually couldn't stop thinking about him but thought it was just a dream.  That night she saw him again.  She was so excited.  She said he came to sit next to her and she could feel her pulse quicken, her veins alive with energy.  He talked so smoothly to her that she forgot about everything else.  She would just stare into his eyes.  He slowly kissed my mother and told her how much he Loved her.  She skipped over all the details but did say that he made love to her.  The next day was her wedding day and she still thought it must've been a dream.  How else would some stranger appear in her room.  After her wedding to my father she never saw the angel again.  She found out she was pregnant 3 weeks later, but assumed it was my father's baby.  She told me how maybe the Angel was real, maybe that would explain how I have no scar where the bear scratched me. That maybe I'm actually part Angel?

      Well.. I just stared at my mom and was kind of shocked.  The realization of maybe my father isn't really my father didn't really hit me.  An Angel.. my father?  I just went to my room to think about it.  There is no way an Angel could sleep with a human.  Is there?  Why would an Angel do that?  What if it was a fallen Angel.  Satan's Angel?  What if I'm evil!  I decided to do some research online about Angels.  I sat at my pre-made computer desk.  One of those types you buy at Wal-Mart and takes you like 2 hours to put together.  Flipped up my laptop and went to one of those search engines and typed Angel.  To my surprise a lot of information came up on Angel's.  There is actually more than one type of Angel.  It says Angels are spiritual beings known to be messengers of God.  There is special categories such as cherubim, seraphim, and the archangel.  It says that Angels don't have physical bodies but they can appear human when the needs arise.  When looking at them in spiritual form, they are usually wearing a dazzling white, a white that could never be from earth and their bodies are a blazing glory, they glow with such a brilliant light.  They said some Angel's have fallen and were sent to earth with Satan.  I believe this must be the type of Angel that fell in love with my mom.  I think he must've been hurt when she got married and then decided to leave her alone.  I wonder if he knows I'm his son!  If he is a fallen Angel.  I wonder if he's evil.. he must've been to decide to sleep with my mother.  For I know that isn't allowed.  Well I don't know the whole story but it's kind of exciting to be part Angel.  I wonder if I have any supernatural powers?  I already know I heal fast.  I wonder if I could fly?  Use mostly my spirit to do things Angels can do?

      I went downstairs to speak to my mom.  She was in the kitchen cutting some potatoes.  Hey mom.

Hey Mike, so whatcha think?  Are you mad at me?

No I'm not mad at you mom.. I'm sure it's hard to resist an angel.

I really did think I was dreaming.  You know I love your fath...

Don't worry mom.. Dad is still my father.  I love him with all my heart.

That's good.. you've always been my little angel!  No pun intended.. ha ha.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

Nope.  Got to the point where he said he won "trophy's" and had to stop.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

You should read it.  Pure entertainment. 
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

Well, that can't ever be unread.   ::)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

Hahahahaha

It sure can't.

Right after reading that last night, I saw this and said, "OMG it's a christian rock band!"

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

My friend Noel is such a goober.  She went to visit her brother (Number 6) in Seattle after he got out of the hospital and they took a bit of a side trip.

To Forks, Washington.  *lol*

Never figured she'd be in to abstinence porn, but she's hooked.

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Jessie

Oh is that the town where the vampires live?

God I'm slow this morning.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

Quote from: dazie on April 01, 2009, 09:26:40 PM
My friend Noel is such a goober.  She went to visit her brother (Number 6) in Seattle after he got out of the hospital and they took a bit of a side trip.

To Forks, Washington.  *lol*

Never figured she'd be in to abstinence porn, but she's hooked.

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Oh God.  It's infested the whole family.  Noel's sister-in-law is pregnant, the child's name will be Jacob Edward James.

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

Quote from: dazie on June 07, 2011, 06:42:02 AM
Quote from: dazie on April 01, 2009, 09:26:40 PM
My friend Noel is such a goober.  She went to visit her brother (Number 6) in Seattle after he got out of the hospital and they took a bit of a side trip.

To Forks, Washington.  *lol*

Never figured she'd be in to abstinence porn, but she's hooked.

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Oh God.  It's infested the whole family.  Noel's sister-in-law is pregnant, the child's name will be Jacob Edward James.


Nice Jessie there.

dazie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 07, 2011, 10:05:05 AM
Quote from: dazie on June 07, 2011, 06:42:02 AM
Quote from: dazie on April 01, 2009, 09:26:40 PM
My friend Noel is such a goober.  She went to visit her brother (Number 6) in Seattle after he got out of the hospital and they took a bit of a side trip.

To Forks, Washington.  *lol*

Never figured she'd be in to abstinence porn, but she's hooked.

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Oh God.  It's infested the whole family.  Noel's sister-in-law is pregnant, the child's name will be Jacob Edward James.


Nice Jessie there.

It's been a while.  Figured I'd see if it still worked.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dc

Put a stake through all of their hearts if they like shitty teen vampire slop that much.

Hated those books from the moment they landed in the bookstore and we read through them to get an idea of what they were like.

BigDun

I'm pretty convinced that I'm alergic to sunlight.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

swolt

A clever man commits no minor blunders.