Paramount dumps The Watchmen

[swolt]

Have I told my story about watching this movie?

We rented it. I thought it was ok, but my wife didn't like it. Until the sex scene with The Owl guy and the hot chick that broke up with huge blue dick guy. She thought that was hot.

So the short story is, I never finished watching it.

[Jessie]

Dude.

When did Junto become the place for people to tell stories of getting so turned on by non-porn sex scenes that they had to either have sex or jerk off?

Gross. 

Unless we're talking about that hot love scene in Brokeback Mountain.  Had to go to the bathroom in the movie theater after that one!

(that last part is a lie)

[swolt]

Dude.

When did Junto become the place for people to tell stories of getting so turned on by non-porn sex scenes that they had to either have sex or jerk off?

Gross. 

Unless we're talking about that hot love scene in Brokeback Mountain.  Had to go to the bathroom in the movie theater after that one!

(that last part is a lie)

Junto became that RIGHT NOW.

In the movie "Election" there is a sex scene with Mathew Broderick that I always thought was hot. Too bad the rest of the movie sucked.

[swolt]

The sex scene in Amelia, where is she is laying there bored, is good too. Not so much because it's "hot", but more because I can relate to it.

[Jessie]

If you don't mention Secretary, then you know nothing of hot sex scenes.

But still. 

I get that we all get turned on and we all get laid.  I don't need the mental imagery to go with it. 

[swolt]

If you don't mention Secretary, then you know nothing of hot sex scenes.

But still. 

I get that we all get turned on and we all get laid.  I don't need the mental imagery to go with it. 

I have not seen Secretary.

It's not like I painted a vivid picture. It's not like I said "It all started on a hot summer day. The cup, my cup, had no idea what was in store for it..."

[Jessie]

You're not the only culprit here.

I'm just giving you a hard time.

OMG I SAID HARD TIME.  Keep it in your pants.

[swolt]

You're not the only culprit here.

I'm just giving you a hard time.

OMG I SAID HARD TIME.  Keep it in your pants.

too late *fap* *fap* *fap*

[Beefy]

The blue dong is pretty spectacular in HD.

[dots]

You all are missing the point. I am reading a graphic novel.

Me. Dottie. 

[CreepyMonkey]

What I learned from this thread:

Everyone likes sex, some people don't like to talk about it.

Some people are actually rather uptight about sex but pretend they really aren't.

There's a dude with a really big blue dong in The Watchmen

Dots is reading a graphic novel.

[Beefy]

Wait... Election sucked?

[Gamplayerx]

eo sent me 5 comic books (not Watchman, Scott Pilgrim), I'm still on the first one -- there's so much to look at that even though there's so little reading, they take much longer than I had expected.

[BigDun]

eo sent me 5 comic books (not Watchman, Scott Pilgrim), I'm still on the first one -- there's so much to look at that even though there's so little reading, they take much longer than I had expected.

Wait... eo sent you comic books and you didn't send me any? My stinky foot powder was for nothing.

[swolt]

Wait... Election sucked?

sucks may have been too strong a word. it just wasn't that good to me.

if Matthew Broderick isn't hacking things or skipping school he just isn't believable.

[Gamplayerx]

eo sent me 5 comic books (not Watchman, Scott Pilgrim), I'm still on the first one -- there's so much to look at that even though there's so little reading, they take much longer than I had expected.

Wait... eo sent you comic books and you didn't send me any? My stinky foot powder was for nothing.

He loves me more than feet.