The LOST season finale discussion thread

[Beefy]

You know we're going to need one.

Any predictions?

Remember, it's two hours long tonight.

[cnamon]

Someone will die.

Sorry...I tried to watch the "the story so far" the other night and I felt as dumb as Star.

[BigDun]

It was all a dream.

[Beefy]

Someone will die.

Sorry...I tried to watch the "the story so far" the other night and I felt as dumb as Star.

[cnamon]

Someone will die.

Sorry...I tried to watch the "the story so far" the other night and I felt as dumb as Star.

That Star.

[Alice]

Someone is going to have a long and crazy flashback.

Since they're on an island (right?) someone is going to drown.

People that were friends, are going to not be friends - they'll split up into groups like in Lord of the Flies.

There will be a big explosion.

Some small child will be killed or injured.

Someone everyone likes will die.

Whatever the "big secret" is, will be revealed, but only a tiny bit.


Have I missed any other season finale typical endings?  Maybe.  Well, those are my predictions for a show I've never seen.  And if half of them come true, that will explain why I'm tired of TV and why people need to hire me to write plots for them.

[cnamon]

I think you have covered all the bases Alice.

[Alice]

I think you have covered all the bases Alice.

Sweet.

Since I don't watch, I'd like an update after the show.  Just to see how many I got right.

[DownSouth]

Never seen it but one of the actors said you would see the monster.

[Beefy]

Never seen it but one of the actors said you would see the monster.

They've said before that they'll never show the whole monster, but certainly part of it.

They've already killed one major player.  They just introduced a few new ones, though, so one of them could buy it.

I'm guessing they get the hatch open tonight.  And that there is a big problem with getting the boat to sail away from the island.

And the psychic kid gets more tied into the problem.

And there won't be any pie.

[cnamon]

So....the show is a dark Gilligan's Island?

[Alice]

So....the show is a dark Gilligan's Island?

At least Gilligan's Island had pie.


(I hate pie.)

[Jessie]

Dan didn't cheat, he died.

[Alice]

SPOILER: 

The monster is really the lotto machine from that Phoebe and John Travolta movie.

[Youphoric]

SPOILER: 

[Beefy]

(I hate pie.)

You're off your gourd, then.

[Alice]

(I hate pie.)

You're off your gourd, then.

I like sweet potato pie.  That's about it. 

To be honest, I don't like most desserty type things.  Except Tiramisu and Ice Cream.  Ice cream is better than sex.

[Jessie]

(I hate pie.)

You're off your gourd, then.

I like sweet potato pie.  That's about it. 

To be honest, I don't like most desserty type things.  Except Tiramisu and Ice Cream.  Ice cream is better than sex.

Have you ever had Derby Pie?

Warm Derby Pie with ice cream is like having sex while in heaven after winning the lottery.

[Jessie]

(I hate pie.)

You're off your gourd, then.

I like sweet potato pie.  That's about it. 

To be honest, I don't like most desserty type things.  Except Tiramisu and Ice Cream.  Ice cream is better than sex.

Have you ever had Derby Pie?

Warm Derby Pie with ice cream is like having sex while in heaven after winning the lottery.

Just so you know, I really only like cheesecake and chocolate chip cookies otherwise.  Maybe a brownie here and there, but I'm not big on desserts either, and I don't like any other kind of pie.

[Beefy]

You two should consider combining your ice cream and sex, apparently.

[cnamon]

(I hate pie.)

You're off your gourd, then.

I like sweet potato pie.  That's about it. 

To be honest, I don't like most desserty type things.  Except Tiramisu and Ice Cream.  Ice cream is better than sex.

Have you ever had Derby Pie?

Warm Derby Pie with ice cream is like having sex while in heaven after winning the lottery.

I think I will need a recipe. STAT.

[Gamplayerx]

I don't like fruit pies.  Except apple.  Apple's okay.  I don't like what being pied does to the poor fruit.  I do like the red sugar syrup that's left when you scoop out all the sad, shriveled, discolored cherries, though.

[Alice]

You two should consider combining your ice cream and sex, apparently.

It gets a little sticky - and ruins the sheets.  

[Jessie]

Derby Pie is copyrighted, but you can buy them.

I found a pretty good knockoff recipe and made it two Christmases ago, but the real thing is the best.

[cnamon]

You two should consider combining your ice cream and sex, apparently.

It gets a little sticky - and ruins the sheets.  

We can get a kiddy pool!  Then we don't have to worry about tracking all that stickiness in our homes cause we can be hosed off.

PROBLEM SOLVED!

[Beefy]

I wonder how I could get this thread back on topic again...

[cnamon]

Does nothing for me.

Now, back to me Alice and jessie in a kiddy pool with ice cream...

[Youphoric]

I wonder how I could get this thread back on topic again...

Wow he looks like Daniel Johns.

[Gamplayerx]

Are you kidding, Cn?  He's yummy!! 

[Beefy]

[cnamon]

Are you kidding, Cn?  He's yummy!! 

He is OK...but nothing I would ogle...his beard and hair ruin it for me.

[Alice]

Are you kidding, Cn?  He's yummy!! 

He is OK...but nothing I would ogle...his hard six pack and not cute face ruin it for me.

x2

[cnamon]

Next...

[Youphoric]

Are you kidding, Cn?  He's yummy!! 

He is OK...but nothing I would ogle...his hard six pack and not cute face ruin it for me.

x2

He is SOOOOO hot, Alice.  Like, wow.

[Alice]

Are you kidding, Cn?  He's yummy!! 

He is OK...but nothing I would ogle...his hard six pack and not cute face ruin it for me.

x2

He is SOOOOO hot, Alice.  Like, wow.

He does nothing for me.

[Youphoric]

Are you kidding, Cn?  He's yummy!! 

He is OK...but nothing I would ogle...his hard six pack and not cute face ruin it for me.

x2

He is SOOOOO hot, Alice.  Like, wow.

He does nothing for me.

IT's a shame we don't live closer, we would never like the same guy

[Grumpus]

SPOILER: 

+1 hehehe.

[Beefy]

And the commentary begins:

Thank goodness.  Shut that guy the hell up.

Also, nice to hear the frustrations of someone outside the little clique.

Finally, guess what I get to enjoy during this...

[Beefy]

Oooo, didn't see that one coming!  Hooray for more answers!

[Alice]

Oooo, didn't see that one coming!  Hooray for more answers!

Have I gotten any out of the 7 predictions right yet?

[Beefy]

Oooo, didn't see that one coming!  Hooray for more answers!

Have I gotten any out of the 7 predictions right yet?

I'll let you know after.

[Alice]

Oooo, didn't see that one coming!  Hooray for more answers!

Have I gotten any out of the 7 predictions right yet?

I'll let you know after.

Ooooookay.

[Beefy]

Dude, you have some Arnzt on you.

Teeny, due to spoiler.

Funny line.

[Beefy]

There's only so many guns on this island.  Why can't anyone seem to keep track of them?  You'd think people would notice if one were missing.

[Beefy]

Show the damn thing!  A leg, a nose, the metal part... anything!

[Beefy]

Oh, that HAD to hurt.

Also, I saw metal!  And some weird mumbo-jumbo shit.

[Beefy]

"Survival is all relative, Jack."

Locke is so awesome.

[Beefy]

A bit predictable, but still...

Oh.  Holy.  Shit.

[Beefy]

I know how grateful you all are for my running commentary.

[Beefy]

BASTARDS!

[Grumpus]

Someone is going to have a long and crazy flashback.

Since they're on an island (right?) someone is going to drown.

People that were friends, are going to not be friends - they'll split up into groups like in Lord of the Flies.

There will be a big explosion.

Some small child will be killed or injured.

Someone everyone likes will die.

Whatever the "big secret" is, will be revealed, but only a tiny bit.


Have I missed any other season finale typical endings?  Maybe.  Well, those are my predictions for a show I've never seen.  And if half of them come true, that will explain why I'm tired of TV and why people need to hire me to write plots for them.

HAH!!! Your totally missed Asian child slavery kidnappers.  Um... but you were about 100% right on the rest.   Did you write this stuff or what?  It was a pretty good show; the creepy ghost things sent a chill up my spine.

[Beefy]

There was a big explosion.  Two of them, in fact.

The person who died was not a child nor a main character.

The big secret was not revealed, though more was added to the mystery.  Locke at least vocalized it more.

They were split into groups, but not in Lord of the Flies fashion.

A frustrating end, and not as unique as I had hoped (woe, though thy may find thyself heading down the X-Files path), but intriguing enough to pay attention at the start of next season.

[meredith]

[Youphoric]

Soo....I guess I didn't know anything about this show.

I thought it was a reality series.

[Jessie]

Maybe I'll give it a second chance and watch the re-runs.

[meredith]

Soo....I guess I didn't know anything about this show.

I thought it was a reality series.

Me too! From reading Beef's commentary, I should have checked it out.

[FalloutBoy]

I think the show will be massive next season. They'll probably put out the DVDs in a few months, such a cool show.

[Beefy]

I think the show will be massive next season. They'll probably put out the DVDs in a few months, such a cool show.

Sept. 6th

[Gamplayerx]

Dude, you have some Arnzt on you.

Teeny, due to spoiler.

Funny line.

That cracked me up.

[BigDun]

I finally watched it. I thought they were going to end with three cliff hanging story lines. I guess two cliff hangers is enough.

[Grumpus]

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[Gamplayerx]

I finally watched it. I thought they were going to end with three cliff hanging story lines. I guess two cliff hangers is enough.

I count three. 

[eo000]

i'm really good at reviews and discussions.



I thought it was good.

[BigDun]

I finally watched it. I thought they were going to end with three cliff hanging story lines. I guess two cliff hangers is enough.

I count three. 

I only count two. The boat/kid I count as one and the pit of despair is the second. I thought they were going to leave us hanging about the baby, but the mother and child were reunited.

[Alice]

I finally watched it. I thought they were going to end with three cliff hanging story lines. I guess two cliff hangers is enough.

I count three. 

I only count two. The boat/kid I count as one and the pit of despair is the second. I thought they were going to leave us hanging about the baby, but the mother and child were reunited.

I think the third one is - who killed Patrick Duffy?

[BigDun]

I finally watched it. I thought they were going to end with three cliff hanging story lines. I guess two cliff hangers is enough.

I count three. 

I only count two. The boat/kid I count as one and the pit of despair is the second. I thought they were going to leave us hanging about the baby, but the mother and child were reunited.

I think the third one is - who killed Patrick Duffy?

I think he was just out of the water for too long and suffocated.

[Gamplayerx]

I finally watched it. I thought they were going to end with three cliff hanging story lines. I guess two cliff hangers is enough.

I count three. 

I only count two. The boat/kid I count as one and the pit of despair is the second. I thought they were going to leave us hanging about the baby, but the mother and child were reunited.

I count kid as one, sawyer as one and pit as one. 

[Gamplayerx]

i'm really good at reviews and discussions.



I thought it was good.

You did a terrific job with that other movie that I asked you to review that one time.  Gripping.

[Beefy]

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=20895

[Gamplayerx]

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=20895

Seven discs?