The LOST season finale discussion thread

[Beefy]

You know we're going to need one.

Any predictions?

Remember, it's two hours long tonight.

[cnamon]

Someone will die.

Sorry...I tried to watch the "the story so far" the other night and I felt as dumb as Star.

[BigDun]

It was all a dream.

[Beefy]

Someone will die.

Sorry...I tried to watch the "the story so far" the other night and I felt as dumb as Star.

[cnamon]

Someone will die.

Sorry...I tried to watch the "the story so far" the other night and I felt as dumb as Star.

That Star.

[Alice]

Someone is going to have a long and crazy flashback.

Since they're on an island (right?) someone is going to drown.

People that were friends, are going to not be friends - they'll split up into groups like in Lord of the Flies.

There will be a big explosion.

Some small child will be killed or injured.

Someone everyone likes will die.

Whatever the "big secret" is, will be revealed, but only a tiny bit.


Have I missed any other season finale typical endings?  Maybe.  Well, those are my predictions for a show I've never seen.  And if half of them come true, that will explain why I'm tired of TV and why people need to hire me to write plots for them.

[cnamon]

I think you have covered all the bases Alice.

[Alice]

I think you have covered all the bases Alice.

Sweet.

Since I don't watch, I'd like an update after the show.  Just to see how many I got right.

[DownSouth]

Never seen it but one of the actors said you would see the monster.

[Beefy]

Never seen it but one of the actors said you would see the monster.

They've said before that they'll never show the whole monster, but certainly part of it.

They've already killed one major player.  They just introduced a few new ones, though, so one of them could buy it.

I'm guessing they get the hatch open tonight.  And that there is a big problem with getting the boat to sail away from the island.

And the psychic kid gets more tied into the problem.

And there won't be any pie.

[cnamon]

So....the show is a dark Gilligan's Island?

[Alice]

So....the show is a dark Gilligan's Island?

At least Gilligan's Island had pie.


(I hate pie.)

[Jessie]

Dan didn't cheat, he died.

[Alice]

SPOILER: 

The monster is really the lotto machine from that Phoebe and John Travolta movie.

[Youphoric]

SPOILER: 

[Beefy]

(I hate pie.)

You're off your gourd, then.

[Alice]

(I hate pie.)

You're off your gourd, then.

I like sweet potato pie.  That's about it. 

To be honest, I don't like most desserty type things.  Except Tiramisu and Ice Cream.  Ice cream is better than sex.

[Jessie]

(I hate pie.)

You're off your gourd, then.

I like sweet potato pie.  That's about it. 

To be honest, I don't like most desserty type things.  Except Tiramisu and Ice Cream.  Ice cream is better than sex.

Have you ever had Derby Pie?

Warm Derby Pie with ice cream is like having sex while in heaven after winning the lottery.

[Jessie]

(I hate pie.)

You're off your gourd, then.

I like sweet potato pie.  That's about it. 

To be honest, I don't like most desserty type things.  Except Tiramisu and Ice Cream.  Ice cream is better than sex.

Have you ever had Derby Pie?

Warm Derby Pie with ice cream is like having sex while in heaven after winning the lottery.

Just so you know, I really only like cheesecake and chocolate chip cookies otherwise.  Maybe a brownie here and there, but I'm not big on desserts either, and I don't like any other kind of pie.

[Beefy]

You two should consider combining your ice cream and sex, apparently.

[cnamon]

(I hate pie.)

You're off your gourd, then.

I like sweet potato pie.  That's about it. 

To be honest, I don't like most desserty type things.  Except Tiramisu and Ice Cream.  Ice cream is better than sex.

Have you ever had Derby Pie?

Warm Derby Pie with ice cream is like having sex while in heaven after winning the lottery.

I think I will need a recipe. STAT.

[Gamplayerx]

I don't like fruit pies.  Except apple.  Apple's okay.  I don't like what being pied does to the poor fruit.  I do like the red sugar syrup that's left when you scoop out all the sad, shriveled, discolored cherries, though.

[Alice]

You two should consider combining your ice cream and sex, apparently.

It gets a little sticky - and ruins the sheets.  

[Jessie]

Derby Pie is copyrighted, but you can buy them.

I found a pretty good knockoff recipe and made it two Christmases ago, but the real thing is the best.

[cnamon]

You two should consider combining your ice cream and sex, apparently.

It gets a little sticky - and ruins the sheets.  

We can get a kiddy pool!  Then we don't have to worry about tracking all that stickiness in our homes cause we can be hosed off.

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