Quilting

[Alice]

I feel like I want to start quilting.  But I know that I'll get frustrated with the process and give up.  I'd love to have more patience for things like quilting and knitting.

[Jessie]

Yeah, I thought that too.  I have a sewing machine that collects a lot of dust.

[Gamplayerx]

What you need is a bee!  http://quilting.meetup.com/cities/us/il/naperville/

[Alice]

Oh yeah, that sounds faboo.

[Beefy]

Try some Chantix.

[Alice]

Try some Chantix.

No thanks... I don't want to be suicidal again.

[Dry then Catch]

what about cross stitching

[Alice]

what about cross stitching

I used to do that.  But there's really no reason to do that anymore, nobody hangs cross stitching up anymore.

[Gamplayerx]

what about cross stitching

I used to do that.  But there's really no reason to do that anymore, nobody hangs cross stitching up anymore.

You could turn them into potholders.

[Alice]

what about cross stitching

I used to do that.  But there's really no reason to do that anymore, nobody hangs cross stitching up anymore.

You could turn them into potholders.

I don't smoke weed anymore, but thanks for the tip.

[Dry then Catch]

what about cross stitching

I used to do that.  But there's really no reason to do that anymore, nobody hangs cross stitching up anymore.

You could turn them into potholders.

I don't smoke weed anymore, but thanks for the tip.

what about macrame

[VikingJuice]

I feel like I want to start quilting.  But I know that I'll get frustrated with the process and give up.  I'd love to have more patience for things like quilting and knitting.

Did you just step into a timewarp and turn 90 or something?  What's wrong with you.

[Jessie]

I feel like I want to start quilting.  But I know that I'll get frustrated with the process and give up.  I'd love to have more patience for things like quilting and knitting.

Did you just step into a timewarp and turn 90 or something?  What's wrong with you.

I tried both of those things and got frustrated and gave up. 

It's ok to be crafty and still be young. 

[Alice]

I feel like I want to start quilting.  But I know that I'll get frustrated with the process and give up.  I'd love to have more patience for things like quilting and knitting.

Did you just step into a timewarp and turn 90 or something?  What's wrong with you.

Believe it or not, I'm very 50's housewife at home and very 90's feminist at the same time.

[Jessie]

I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets or whatever those rap dudes like.

[VikingJuice]

I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets or whatever those rap dudes like.

I once heard it phrased, "A Madonna in public and a whore in the bedroom."  Not that I think you're a Madonna in public.

[BigDun]

I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets or whatever those rap dudes like.

I once heard it phrased, "A Madonna in public and a whore in the bedroom."  Not that I think you're a Madonna in public.

GIS Madonna Public

[Alice]

Yeah, Jessie is pretty much a whore everywhere.

[Beefy]

Believe it or not, I'm very 50's housewife at home and very 90's feminist at the same time.

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.  I never thought I would feel so free-ee-ee.

[Gamplayerx]

Believe it or not, I'm very 50's housewife at home and very 90's feminist at the same time.

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.  I never thought I would feel so free-ee-ee.

Believe it or not, I'd pop you a good one right in the kisser if I could reach you.