American Idol

[eo000]

Who's gonna get kicked?

I hope it's Makahla (or however you spell it)

[Infobahn]

Who's gonna get kicked?

I hope it's Makahla (or however you spell it)

She is okay, she won't win.  I was surprised that Nikko was kicked.

[ReBurn]

Who's gonna get kicked?

I hope it's Makahla (or however you spell it)

She is okay, she won't win.  I was surprised that Nikko was kicked.

As was I.  I would have preferred Constantine to go.

[Gamplayerx]

I'm so happy Janay is gone, I'm doing a little dance.

[BigDun]

I imagine you dancing like your avatar.

[Gamplayerx]

It's exactly like that!  Except I like to mix it up a little.  Throw in a couple of leaps and high kicks.

[cnamon]

I was watching the news this morning and they said that Mario is off the show and Nikko is in his place.  On the American Idol website, Nikko's picture is up and Mario's is gone...hmmm...

http://idolonfox.com/

[Gamplayerx]

Weird.  The recap still says Mario's in and Nikko's out.  But you can't click on "Today's News"

[eo000]

link

found this on google, saying what you guys said.

[Beefy]

http://www.drudgereport.com/

Supposedly the guy quit because he didn't want to be tied down.  This show is cranking out prima donnas at an alarming rate.

[ReBurn]

I was surprised by this.  I had Mario pegged to go all the way!

I guess we know who's first to go this week now, right?

[OBB]

How do people actually watch that show?

It's like all the fun of karaoke, but without you singing, and since it's a weeknight, you're often not drunk.

[ReBurn]

My daughter watches it, and in the interest of using her as my scapegoat, I'll say that I watch it to spend some extra time with her.

[cnamon]

I was surprised by this. I had Mario pegged to go all the way!

I guess we know who's first to go this week now, right?

Scott?  Constintine? 

[ReBurn]

I was surprised by this. I had Mario pegged to go all the way!

I guess we know who's first to go this week now, right?

Scott?  Constintine? 

I've thought that Constantine consistently sucked from the beginning, but poor Niko got voted off already.  He better kick some serious booty this week.  I like Scott.

[cnamon]

I was surprised by this. I had Mario pegged to go all the way!

I guess we know who's first to go this week now, right?

Scott?  Constintine? 

I've thought that Constantine consistently sucked from the beginning, but poor Niko got voted off already. He better kick some serious booty this week. I like Scott.

I thought that Nikko was good.  I think that Constantine should have been gone. 

I was sick of Travis...he is from Mans Asses, VA and the Fox 5 was pratically sucking his dick every week.

[ReBurn]

I was surprised by this. I had Mario pegged to go all the way!

I guess we know who's first to go this week now, right?

Scott?  Constintine? 

I've thought that Constantine consistently sucked from the beginning, but poor Niko got voted off already. He better kick some serious booty this week. I like Scott.

I thought that Nikko was good.  I think that Constantine should have been gone. 

I was sick of Travis...he is from Mans Asses, VA and the Fox 5 was pratically sucking his dick every week.

That beatbox crap Travis did last week sucked.

[Gamplayerx]

He may suck, but Travis sure is pretty.

[Beefy]

How do people actually watch that show?

It's like all the fun of karaoke, but without you singing, and since it's a weeknight, you're often not drunk.

I've never seen it.

[Gamplayerx]

Idol's on in 15 minutes (in my time zone, which really is the only one that counts)!

[Gamplayerx]

It's on!  Who's watching?  I totally am.

[Gamplayerx]

Is Paula sporting a side ponytail?

[Infobahn]

It's on!  Who's watching?  I totally am.

I am. I am glad Nikko is back.  I hated Mario.  Too Slimey.

[Gamplayerx]

Any song from the 60s?  That's pretty broad.

[Gamplayerx]

Okay, I didn't much care for Idol Jessica (so as not to confuse with other Jessicas who I think rock), but she's doing pretty well.  Her voice sounds good, her stage presence could use some work.

[Gamplayerx]

Anwar is boring me.  Snooze!

[Infobahn]

Anwar is boring me.  Snooze!

I like him, but he is not hitting it tonight. 

[Gamplayerx]

He moved on from boring me to actually hurting me. 

[Gamplayerx]

Paula is no Deb - give up the side ponytail!

[Gamplayerx]

Mikalah was much better when she was being annoying.  This sucks.

[Gamplayerx]

So far, this is the best vocal performance from Constantine - but it's dull, dull, dull!

[Gamplayerx]

At last, a fun song.  I wish Lindsay was a little better.  It's like she's scared to sweat.

[Infobahn]

Lindsey - Cruise ships are calling for you...

[Gamplayerx]

Oh, no.  Neil Sedaka?  There was so much cool stuff in the 60s - what's wrong with these people??

[Infobahn]

Oh, no.  Neil Sedaka?  There was so much cool stuff in the 60s - what's wrong with these people??

At least he is trying to sing.

[Infobahn]

Oh, no.  Neil Sedaka?  There was so much cool stuff in the 60s - what's wrong with these people??

At least he is trying to sing.

Oops, I spoke too soon.

[Gamplayerx]

Yes, you did.  Ouch!

[Gamplayerx]

Slow it down?  Gah.

[Gamplayerx]

Nadia.  Meh.

[Gamplayerx]

Please Bo Bice, please be great.

[Gamplayerx]

Except for that flower on her left shoulder, Vonzel's dress is beautiful.  And shiny. Very, very shiny.

[Infobahn]

Here ass is very nice

[Gamplayerx]

C'mon Scott.  Belt it!  You know you can, do it!  Sheesh.

[Gamplayerx]

Carrie's very pretty.

[Gamplayerx]

Ooh.  Jackson 5.

[Infobahn]

Carrie's very pretty.

She's Babe-o-lishis

[Gamplayerx]

Reading a story to your kid. I see how it is. 

[Infobahn]

Reading a story to your kid. I see how it is. 

Kids books are short.

[ReBurn]

Please Bo Bice, please be great.

Bo rocked it.

[Infobahn]

Who got booted?

[eo000]

not mikayla (however)

[ReBurn]

It was Lindsey.  Too bad, because Mikahla sucked harder.

[Infobahn]

It was Lindsey.  Too bad, because Mikahla sucked harder.

Just one was booted?

[ReBurn]

Yeah.  Lindsey, Mikalah and Jessica were the bottom three, but only one went home.

[Infobahn]

Yeah.  Lindsey, Mikalah and Jessica were the bottom three, but only one went home.

Just don't mess with my Carrie.

[Infobahn]

Okay, who got the boot tonight?

[Gamplayerx]

I already told you.  Sheesh.   

[BigDun]

It should have been Scott. That guy is seriously creepy.

[Infobahn]

It should have been Scott. That guy is seriously creepy.

I agree, what's up with all of the "I am a thug" talk?

[cnamon]

WTF was up with the Ford commercial?  That was the stuff nightmares are made of.

When did the little blond boy start looking like Clay Aiken?

[Infobahn]

WTF was up with the Ford commercial?  That was the stuff nightmares are made of.

When did the little blond boy start looking like Clay Aiken?

They told him he looked like Clay in his first audition.

They always do those freaky Ford commercials.  I am surprised they don't drive sales down.

[cnamon]

I know that he was told he looked a little like him, but now he has mastered the art of the flat iron...all he needs is red hair and they would be twins. 

[eo000]

I liked the ford commercial.

[BigDun]

I think Scott is history:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0331051_american_idol_scott_1.html

Welcome back Jessica.

[Jessie]

I like the black guy with the square glasses.

I've only seen bits and pieces, and I don't know their names.

[Infobahn]

Mikalah would have rocked tonight

[Gamplayerx]

Those contestants seriously need help with their song selections.

[Infobahn]

Sad that half of them didn't know any of the major musicals.

Bo should have done something from "Godspell", "Jesus Christ Superstar", or "Hair".  "Pippin" is so high school.

[cnamon]

I wanna smack mini-Clay Aiken for messing up that song.  I love that song and he ruined it.

[noel]

I was totally shocked at Nikko being voted off last night.  Granted it's not that I like him a whole lot...but Anthony totally sucked and ruined a beautiful song from my favorite movie of all time.  (Yes, I have a Sound of Music freak...I know scary!) 

Personally...I"m a Bo fan.  He has got a great voice...and I'm sure will get a contract, even though I don't think he will win the competition. 

My 8 year old son really liked Clay Aiken...I even took him to see him in concert (actually, surpisingly a great show).   So, I've been hooked to American Idol ever since.  Anthony...is no Clay Aiken! 

[Grumpus]

As for the "The Sound of Music" I own the DVD and it makes me randy.

[BigDun]

As for the "The Sound of Music" I own the DVD and it makes me randy.

TMI

[Grumpus]

As for the "The Sound of Music" I own the DVD and it makes me randy.

TMI

At least I said the abbreviated version.

[ReBurn]

I was totally shocked at Nikko being voted off last night.  Granted it's not that I like him a whole lot...but Anthony totally sucked and ruined a beautiful song from my favorite movie of all time.  (Yes, I have a Sound of Music freak...I know scary!) 

Personally...I"m a Bo fan.  He has got a great voice...and I'm sure will get a contract, even though I don't think he will win the competition. 

My 8 year old son really liked Clay Aiken...I even took him to see him in concert (actually, surpisingly a great show).   So, I've been hooked to American Idol ever since.  Anthony...is no Clay Aiken! 

I think that theme was the suckiest ever.  Were they trying to prepare the losers for a career of singing showtunes in seedy hotel lounges?

If Paula would have told me that she was falling in love with me like she did Constantine, I would have told her to bring it on!

[cnamon]

Paula is slowly but surely becoming certifiably crazy.

I was not sure about Bo until he sang "if I Could Have Time In A Bottle".  He did a wonderful job.  I love that song.

I am also showtune fan.  I will start another thread about it.

[BigDun]

Paula is slowly but surely becoming certifiably crazy.

I am convinced she has a serious pain killer addiction or is an alcoholic. Ever since she hurt her hand last year she seems glassy eyed and nonsensical. Someone call Betty Ford.

[Infobahn]

Paula has become a loon, and is dragging Randy down with her.  Simon is the voice of reason.

[Gamplayerx]

Paula hosted Entertainment Tonight (or whatever show that is that's on at 7:30 on CBS) the other night.  She was bad.  Very, very bad.

[Jessie]

She's on that show all the time.

I think she needs to take a few steps back.

She probably just hallucinated that cartoon cat.

[Gamplayerx]

She's on that show all the time, yes.  But usually just to do the Idol segment.  She hosted the entire show.

[Jessie]

She's on that show all the time, yes.  But usually just to do the Idol segment.  She hosted the entire show.

I knew what you meant.  I wasn't disagreeing with you.

LIGHTEN UP.



just kidding.  love ya gamp!

[Gamplayerx]

She's on that show all the time, yes.  But usually just to do the Idol segment.  She hosted the entire show.

I knew what you meant.  I wasn't disagreeing with you.

LIGHTEN UP.



just kidding.  love ya gamp!

DON'T JUDGE ME!

[ReBurn]

She's on that show all the time, yes.  But usually just to do the Idol segment.  She hosted the entire show.

I knew what you meant.  I wasn't disagreeing with you.

LIGHTEN UP.



just kidding.  love ya gamp!

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Dude, that was only alright for me.

[cnamon]

She's on that show all the time, yes.  But usually just to do the Idol segment.  She hosted the entire show.

I knew what you meant.  I wasn't disagreeing with you.

LIGHTEN UP.



just kidding.  love ya gamp!

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Dude, that was only alright for me.

I thought it was wonderful and I am falling in love with you.  Good job.

[noel]

I thought Paula's comments were a bit much myself!   I'm not a big Constantine fan, I think Bo is a better singer. 

[Jessie]

How does anyone see Constantine as a heartthrob?

He's really not cute.

Really.

[ReBurn]

Because he's on TV.  Gosh, don't you know anything?

[Gamplayerx]

Constantine was amazing last night! 

[cnamon]

I missed it last night...I was priming the walls in my bedroom...I did hear Bo sing Free Bird.  I am down with the Skynard.

[Gamplayerx]

Constantine was far and away the best of the night.  I thought Bo's Free Bird stank.  Stank?  Stunk?  Whatever.  It was stinky.

[ReBurn]

Constantine did a pretty good job, I'll admit.  WTF was Carrie thinking with that Pat Benatar thing?  That song was a frickin' battlefield, although she did jiggle pretty good in that top...I would have voted just for that.

Any thoughts on who we'll be saying goodbye to tonight?

[Infobahn]

I love Carrie.  I thought she is pushing herself.  I want the Russian kid gone, or the wife beater.

[Gamplayerx]

I'm thinking Nadia.  What the heck was she thinking.  And what was the deal with her dress?  I think it was supposed to be a long dress, but she decided to tie the bottom of it up on her shoulders.

[ReBurn]

I'm thinking Nadia, too.  Scott and Anthony won't be far behind, though.

Something special must be happening tonight for it to be an hour...

[Infobahn]

They all harp on proper song selection, and then Nadia "wanting to keep it real" pulls that song out of her ass.  She deserves to go home for that alone.

[Jessie]

I think next year we should all go to the first audition and try to be the next William Hung.

That would be almost as fun as suing each other on Judge Judy.

[ReBurn]

They all harp on proper song selection, and then Nadia "wanting to keep it real" pulls that song out of her ass.  She deserves to go home for that alone.

And so she did!

[cnamon]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=680&e=6&u=/usatoday/abdulsaysoddbehaviornotdrugrelated

And why is Anthony Federov still there?

[Infobahn]

I'd believe Paula about the pain, although I still think she is goofy.

Anthony is getting the 13 y o vote.  Scott must be getting the felon vote.

I am in love with Carrie, although I don't think she will win.

[Gamplayerx]

Anthony's still there because, as Info said, he's getting the 13-year-old girl vote.  He's also probably getting some sympathy votes because he triumphed over tracheotomy.  Whatever.

Carrie was not good this week. 

Paula's a loon.

[cnamon]

I think Bo will win it.  Or Vonzell.

Constantine wears to much eye liner.

Paula has this look on her face when she is not talking...kinda scary and blank.

[Gamplayerx]

Constantine sucked tonight.  Nickelback?  Gah.  Luckily for him, I think Scott sucked just a wee bit more.

[eo000]

bo kravitz sounded good tonight.

[Gamplayerx]

bo kravitz sounded good tonight.

Haha.  But yeah, he did.

[Gamplayerx]

And I liked Vonzell's top. 

[Infobahn]

And I liked Vonzell's boobs.

[Gamplayerx]

And I liked Vonzell's boobs.

I'm glad she made you happy. 

[ReBurn]

Constantine sucked tonight.  Nickelback?  Gah.  Luckily for him, I think Scott sucked just a wee bit more.

I don't know.  I think both Carrie and Constantine sucked worse than Scott.

Constantine was teh super suck.

[cnamon]

I couldn't understand Carrie.  Constantine was AWFUL.  Bo was great.  It was a great song and a great performance.

[Jessie]

I watched One Hour Photo instead.

[ReBurn]

I watched One Hour Photo instead.

I have that on DVD, yet I've only watched it once.

[Jessie]

I watched One Hour Photo instead.

I have that on DVD, yet I've only watched it once.

I'd seen it before, but it was what my mom was watching, and the bf was tying up the phoneline, so I really didn't have many options.

God I can't wait to move.

[ReBurn]

Constantine sucked tonight.  Nickelback?  Gah.  Luckily for him, I think Scott sucked just a wee bit more.

I don't know.  I think both Carrie and Constantine sucked worse than Scott.

Constantine was teh super suck.

Bye Constantine.  So much for relying on charisma.

[Gamplayerx]

Yup.

[Jessie]

So the dude with the freaky way of looking into the camera is gone?

[Gamplayerx]

Yup.

[Jessie]

He was weird anyway.

[Gamplayerx]

Apparantly, there's gossip that he had a record deal even before Idol.  If that's true, he probably is just as thrilled that he didn't win and can now go out and capitalize on the publicity he's gotten.

[cnamon]

Apparantly, there's gossip that he had a record deal even before Idol.  If that's true, he probably is just as thrilled that he didn't win and can now go out and capitalize on the publicity he's gotten.

His album with his band comes out next Tuesday I think.  I saw it on the Headline News ticker.

[Beefy]

His album with his band comes out next Tuesday I think.  I saw it on the Headline News ticker.

The fact that it constituted "news" at all speaks volumes.

Also, Tom Cruise is dating Katie Holmes.  Lucky bastard.

[ReBurn]

He's very newsworthy today!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/28/american.idol.ap/index.html

[Jessie]

His album with his band comes out next Tuesday I think.  I saw it on the Headline News ticker.

The fact that it constituted "news" at all speaks volumes.

Also, Tom Cruise is dating Katie Holmes.  Lucky bastard.

I heard that on Kidd Kraccick in the Morning.... you thought I was going to say NPR, didn't you?

[Jessie]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0427051_bo_bice_american_idol_1.html

[ReBurn]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0427051_bo_bice_american_idol_1.html

They totally outed him!  His name is Harold!  He'll be kicked out for that for sure!

[Gamplayerx]

We already knew his name was Harold.  They did that whole "let's do their life story" vignette thing.

[ReBurn]

We already knew his name was Harold.  They did that whole "let's do their life story" vignette thing.

You actually watched that?

[Gamplayerx]

We already knew his name was Harold.  They did that whole "let's do their life story" vignette thing.

You actually watched that?

Yes, I did.  You got a problem with it? 

I'm also thinking of watching that NBC Idol expose, if I can find out when it is and remember that it's on.

[ReBurn]

We already knew his name was Harold.  They did that whole "let's do their life story" vignette thing.

You actually watched that?

Yes, I did.  You got a problem with it? 

I'm also thinking of watching that NBC Idol expose, if I can find out when it is and remember that it's on.

I don't have a problem with anything you do.  I think that you are perfect in every way.

[cnamon]

We already knew his name was Harold.  They did that whole "let's do their life story" vignette thing.

You actually watched that?

Yes, I did.  You got a problem with it? 

I'm also thinking of watching that NBC Idol expose, if I can find out when it is and remember that it's on.

May 4th, 10 PM on the American Broadcasting Channel

[Gamplayerx]

We already knew his name was Harold.  They did that whole "let's do their life story" vignette thing.

You actually watched that?

Yes, I did.  You got a problem with it? 

I'm also thinking of watching that NBC Idol expose, if I can find out when it is and remember that it's on.

May 4th, 10 PM on the American Broadcasting Channel

It's ABC?  I never would have found it.  Thanks, Cn!!

[BigDun]

      

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60&item=7510312603&rd=1&ssPageName=W

[cnamon]

http://www.votefortheworst.com/

[ReBurn]

http://www.votefortheworst.com/

My wife does that every week, and I bet she's never even been to that website.  She's probably the only real Scott Savol fan.  And I don't know why.

She probably just feels sorry for him.

[Gamplayerx]

Ooh.  The Idol expose is tonight.

[Jessie]

Ooh. The Idol expose is tonight.

As long as the stars shine down from the heavens.
Long as the rivers run to the sea.
I'll never get over you gettin' over me.

[Infobahn]

Bye, Bye Thug Boy

[BigDun]

It's about time. At this point any of them could win and I wouldn't be upset.

[ReBurn]

Anthony isn't much of an underdog.

[Infobahn]

Anthony has all of the 13 yo girl vote.

I am still in love rooting for Carrie.

[ReBurn]

Anthony has all of the 13 yo girl vote.

I am still in love rooting for Carrie.

Her high-beams were on last night, too.  I had to rewind it and look again.

/dog

[BigDun]

Anthony has all of the 13 yo girl vote.

I am still in love rooting for Carrie.

Her high-beams were on last night, too.  I had to rewind it and look again.

/dog

I didn't watch it but I have it last night but my wife recorded it on our HiDef Tivo. I might have to check her out in HiDef goodness.

[ReBurn]

Anthony has all of the 13 yo girl vote.

I am still in love rooting for Carrie.

Her high-beams were on last night, too.  I had to rewind it and look again.

/dog

I didn't watch it but I have it last night but my wife recorded it on our HiDef Tivo. I might have to check her out in HiDef goodness.

It is very brief when the camera pans by her while they are singing the song at the beginning.

[Infobahn]

I missed it...

[Jessie]

Pervs

[ReBurn]

Healthy, red-blooded American males.

[Infobahn]

Healthy, red-blooded American males.

God bless America.

[BigDun]

Thank you Tivo

[Infobahn]

Thank You Tivo!

[eo000]

Constantine a little drunk   NSFW BANNERS!!!

[Gamplayerx]

Ha ha.  Whoops!

On a related note, apparantly some segment with Bo Bice is coming up on the news because the stupid local morning show guy (Marty Bass - I hate him) just tried to sing the name game with Bo.

Bo Bo bo bo
Banana fana fo fo
Fee fi mo mo
Bo

[BigDun]

Bo was also on The Daily Show last night. It will be repeated tonight after the regular show. I haven't seen it but it's on my Tivo.

[dazie]

Ha ha.  Whoops!

On a related note, apparantly some segment with Bo Bice is coming up on the news because the stupid local morning show guy (Marty Bass - I hate him) just tried to sing the name game with Bo.

Bo Bo bo bo
Banana fana fo fo
Fee fi mo mo
Bo

That just made me laugh SO much.  Ursus was not as amused.  The direct quote "Yes- I've never understood the appeal of that game myself."

[ursus]

Ha ha. Whoops!

On a related note, apparantly some segment with Bo Bice is coming up on the news because the stupid local morning show guy (Marty Bass - I hate him) just tried to sing the name game with Bo.

Bo Bo bo bo
Banana fana fo fo
Fee fi mo mo
Bo

That just made me laugh SO much. Ursus was not as amused. The direct quote "Yes- I've never understood the appeal of that game myself."

No shit.

[Gamplayerx]

Perhaps Marty Bass was really singing about ursus.