What are you eating right now?

[ignom]

I hate bologna, and I can't eat tomato.

Give me honey ham and the mayo.

[Gamplayerx]

Smokehouse almonds.  Mmmmm.

[Alice]

Sour Patch Kids.  Of which Bruce stole four or five of.  He is now making the best puppy face ever.  *snicker*

[Youphoric]

Nada.

[Gamplayerx]

I am sitting at a coffee bar that has free WiFi access while my wife browses in a yarn store next door. I am enjoying a HUGE Café Mocha. Oh well, so much for no caffeine. I am also wearing my Smooches shirt. We are going to the Memphis Botanical Gardens next. I'll try and get a pic of me in the shirt while there.

No pics.    The disappointment hangs heavy.  How can you make it up to us?

[Youphoric]

Safeway chocolate oreos;

[Jessie]

I'm chewing on some regret for having eating myself silly at the Chinese buffet.

I'm in pain right now.

[cnamon]

I had breakfast, so nothing until I get home...maybe.

[Beefy]

Carrots

[Youphoric]

Carrots

I'd stop.

You don't know where she's been.

[Jessie]

Carrots

I'd stop.

You don't know where she's been.

Ahem.

[Beefy]

Carrots

I'd stop.

You don't know where she's been.

Yes I do - she's been getting intimate with Mrs. Dash.

[Youphoric]

Carrots

I'd stop.

You don't know where she's been.

Yes I do - she's been getting intimate with Mrs. Dash.

Jessie's banging a married woman?

[BigDun]

I am sitting at a coffee bar that has free WiFi access while my wife browses in a yarn store next door. I am enjoying a HUGE Café Mocha. Oh well, so much for no caffeine. I am also wearing my Smooches shirt. We are going to the Memphis Botanical Gardens next. I'll try and get a pic of me in the shirt while there.

No pics.    The disappointment hangs heavy.  How can you make it up to us?

[Youphoric]

I am sitting at a coffee bar that has free WiFi access while my wife browses in a yarn store next door. I am enjoying a HUGE Café Mocha. Oh well, so much for no caffeine. I am also wearing my Smooches shirt. We are going to the Memphis Botanical Gardens next. I'll try and get a pic of me in the shirt while there.

No pics.    The disappointment hangs heavy.  How can you make it up to us?

hahahahahahahahaha

[cnamon]

Holy hell I just snorted.

[DownSouth]

Too funny.

[Gamplayerx]

I am sitting at a coffee bar that has free WiFi access while my wife browses in a yarn store next door. I am enjoying a HUGE Café Mocha. Oh well, so much for no caffeine. I am also wearing my Smooches shirt. We are going to the Memphis Botanical Gardens next. I'll try and get a pic of me in the shirt while there.

No pics.    The disappointment hangs heavy.  How can you make it up to us?

Hahaha!  right click - save. 

[Jessie]

Carrots

I'd stop.

You don't know where she's been.

This is nowhere near sfw.

NSFW
http://tinypic.com/55q906
NSFW

[cnamon]

Now I am eating a banana muffin.  It is good.

[Jessie]

Now I am eating a banana muffin.  It is good.

You should eat some carrot cake.

[DownSouth]

Now I am eating a banana muffin.  It is good.

You should eat some carrot cake.

It tastes like ass.

[Alice]

Now I am eating a banana muffin.  It is good.

You should eat some carrot cake.

It tastes like ass.

You've obviously never eaten my ass then.

[Jessie]

Now I am eating a banana muffin.  It is good.

You should eat some carrot cake.

It tastes like ass.

You've obviously never eaten my ass then.

HAHAHAHHAHA

I'm dying over here, and wondering what flavor alice's ass is, and how she knows.

[Beefy]

I like carrot cake, with cream cheese icing.