American Idol

[Jessie]

Anyone watching this season?

[Alice]

Anyone watching this season?

I always watch the auditions.

I can't wait for the game show coming on.

[Jessie]

I'm watching that now, too.  No way I'd go on this show.

[BigDun]

My wife is watching and I can hear it from the room I'm in. Does that count?

[Alice]

I'm watching that now, too.  No way I'd go on this show.

This guy is an ass.

But I suppose most people would seem like asses if they told 100% of the truth all the time.

[ReBurn]

Why is the title of the thread American Idol? That clearly is not what you're talking about.

[Jessie]

Why is the title of the thread American Idol? That clearly is not what you're talking about.

Are you new here?

[Gamplayerx]

After all the hype, I was hoping for more.

[DownSouth]

A girl cousin that works here was on it.  I heard it at 31 flavors last night.

[Jessie]

We really enjoyed tonight's episode.

This guy reminds me and Timothy of ignom.

[BigDun]

Did you hear about this ?

[Jessie]

Yeah, but I think he'll get voted off with the guy who sang Wham!  What the hell was he thinking?

[ReBurn]

We really enjoyed tonight's episode.

This guy reminds me and Timothy of ignom.

Now it makes sense. I've been wondering who that guy looks like for 3 weeks now.

[Jessie]

We really enjoyed tonight's episode.

This guy reminds me and Timothy of ignom.

Now it makes sense. I've been wondering who that guy looks like for 3 weeks now.

I thought it the instant I saw him.

Of course, I've spent a little more time with Jason than the rest of ya.

[Gamplayerx]

Poor guy who sang Wham! - he's cute.  David Cook isn't as cute - but I actually almost liked Hello when he sang it.

[Jessie]

Poor guy who sang Wham! - he's cute.  David Cook isn't as cute - but I actually almost liked Hello when he sang it.

Yeah, I don't see Wham guy sticking around.

[Gamplayerx]

By the way, according to my limited connection to the 13-15 year old insane girl contingent, the flamboyant kid with the asymmetrical purple tipped hair is "mega."

[Jessie]

By the way, according to my limited connection to the 13-15 year old insane girl contingent, the flamboyant kid with the asymmetrical purple tipped hair is "mega."

I love him.

[ReBurn]

I can't believe we went through 80's week with nary a Bon Jovi song. Kids today...

[Gamplayerx]

I said to my husband before last night's show, "Want to bet on who sings 'I Want to Dance with Somebody'?"  We didn't have to wait long to find out. 

[Jessie]

They really need to find a way to pep up the elimination shows.  Bo-ring.

[Gamplayerx]

Please, please, please, please let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead...

[Jessie]

Please, please, please, please let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead...

Thank god.  What an annoying one trick pony that girl is.  No range at all, and no personality to boot.

[Gamplayerx]

Please, please, please, please let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead...

Thank god.  What an annoying one trick pony that girl is.  No range at all, and no personality to boot.

I also thought it was really precious how she decided that she didn't really need to listen to anything the judges told her or any advice they gave.  What'd she say last week?  Something about filling a dive bar in Jersey or something?  And now that I'm typing this, it occurs to me that we should make this small so, on the off chance that it's a spoiler for someone, it doesn't spoil it for someone.  Who that someone is, I have no idea.

And, of course, I screwed that up.  Twice. 

[Jessie]

Please, please, please, please let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead...

Thank god.  What an annoying one trick pony that girl is.  No range at all, and no personality to boot.

I also thought it was really precious how she decided that she didn't really need to listen to anything the judges told her or any advice they gave.  What'd she say last week?  Something about filling a dive bar in Jersey or something?  And now that I'm typing this, it occurs to me that we should make this small so, on the off chance that it's a spoiler for someone, it doesn't spoil it for someone.  Who that someone is, I have no idea.[/size]

Well, at least you tried...

I keep telling Timothy she reminds me of a female Elvis when she performs, and not in a good way.  And her voice is just annoying.  Every once in a while in a good rock song she sounds ok, but mostly she sounds nasally and fails to enunciate.  Very annoying, that one.  The little mousy blonde chick is sure to be next to go.  Then the asian girl, maybe, if she doesn't do something that isn't painfully dull.

[BigDun]

Please, please, please, please let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead...

Thank god.  What an annoying one trick pony that girl is.  No range at all, and no personality to boot.

I also thought it was really precious how she decided that she didn't really need to listen to anything the judges told her or any advice they gave.  What'd she say last week?  Something about filling a dive bar in Jersey or something?  And now that I'm typing this, it occurs to me that we should make this small so, on the off chance that it's a spoiler for someone, it doesn't spoil it for someone.  Who that someone is, I have no idea.[/size]

Well, at least you tried...

I keep telling Timothy she reminds me of a female Elvis when she performs, and not in a good way.  And her voice is just annoying.  Every once in a while in a good rock song she sounds ok, but mostly she sounds nasally and fails to enunciate.  Very annoying, that one.  The little mousy blonde chick is sure to be next to go.  Then the asian girl, maybe, if she doesn't do something that isn't painfully dull.

Misogynist.

[Jessie]

Please, please, please, please let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead, let it be skunkhead...

Thank god.  What an annoying one trick pony that girl is.  No range at all, and no personality to boot.

I also thought it was really precious how she decided that she didn't really need to listen to anything the judges told her or any advice they gave.  What'd she say last week?  Something about filling a dive bar in Jersey or something?  And now that I'm typing this, it occurs to me that we should make this small so, on the off chance that it's a spoiler for someone, it doesn't spoil it for someone.  Who that someone is, I have no idea.[/size]

Well, at least you tried...

I keep telling Timothy she reminds me of a female Elvis when she performs, and not in a good way.  And her voice is just annoying.  Every once in a while in a good rock song she sounds ok, but mostly she sounds nasally and fails to enunciate.  Very annoying, that one.  The little mousy blonde chick is sure to be next to go.  Then the asian girl, maybe, if she doesn't do something that isn't painfully dull.

Misogynist.

I hate the bitches.

[Jessie]

Anybody watching tonight?  Annie Lennox is amazing.

[grace]

Anybody watching tonight?  Annie Lennox is amazing.

i like annie lennox....she did a nice version on "i don't want to wait in vain" ...wanted to see her live here, $70 to $100 a ticket..that sucked. don't care much for her newer music.

[Gamplayerx]

I agree.  Annie Lennox is totally amazing.  We watched the first 10 minutes of the show, declared it a boring telethon, fast forwarded to Annie Lennox, watched her clip and song, fastforwarded to Jimmy Kimmel and then put on something else.

[BigDun]

This was the only American Idol that my wife hasn't watched live. She'll put it on tomorrow when she's working for background noise. I'm sure her ears will perk up if any outstanding performances occur.

[Jessie]

Yeah, it was boring in some parts, sad in others, and Annie Lennox is the only performance that stands out to me.

Well, that and Miley Cyrus.  I can't help but like her.  She's cute as can be, and really is a good entertainer.  I find myself hoping for good things for her.

[ReBurn]

Yeah, it was boring in some parts, sad in others, and Annie Lennox is the only performance that stands out to me.

The whole "voice like an angel" thing was a stretch. Voice like a man I can get behind, though.

[Jessie]

Seriously, what's with Paula's boobs lately?

[ReBurn]

They're definitely visible.

[Jessie]

Anyone else witness the disaster that was Paula tonight?

[ReBurn]

I thought you'd already posted twice!

[Jessie]

I thought you'd already posted twice!

haha!

What a trainwreck man.

[Beefy]

Anyone else witness the disaster that was Paula tonight?

I just watched the video clip.  HAHAHA

[Alice]

Any link to the video clip?

[eo000]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x598i3_paula-abdul-messes-up-on-american-i_shortfilms

[Alice]

Thanks.

And wow.

[Jessie]

I don't know what really happened, because her save was to say that she was reading David Cook's notes, but then she turned around and gave him good reviews for both his songs just didn't make any sense.

[Gamplayerx]

I don't know what really happened, because her save was to say that she was reading David Cook's notes, but then she turned around and gave him good reviews for both his songs just didn't make any sense.

I figure there are two probabilities.  (1) she's insane or (2) she's insane and someone else has scripted her comments for her, but she's too insane to be able to read them correctly.

[Jessie]

I don't know what really happened, because her save was to say that she was reading David Cook's notes, but then she turned around and gave him good reviews for both his songs just didn't make any sense.

I figure there are two probabilities.  (1) she's insane or (2) she's insane and someone else has scripted her comments for her, but she's too insane to be able to read them correctly.

That's what I was thinking, too.  I've read some theories that they actually judged based on some dress rehearsal or something.  I don't know. 

Even if it was a scripting mishap, she still acted drunk/high/retarded.

[Jessie]

Any predictions for tonight?

[Alice]

Any predictions for tonight?

I bet Simon will have something snarky to say.

[Gamplayerx]

I think it'll be David v. David - but really it should be David Cook v. Sayesha.  Archuletta has a sweet voice, but no strength.  And he's sort of creepy and freaky.

[Jessie]

I think it'll be David v. David - but really it should be David Cook v. Sayesha.  Archuletta has a sweet voice, but no strength.  And he's sort of creepy and freaky.

He's a bumbling but kind of cute little nerd.  He has a good voice, but I can't see him as a pop star at all. 

[Alice]

I think it'll be David v. David - but really it should be David Cook v. Sayesha.  Archuletta has a sweet voice, but no strength.  And he's sort of creepy and freaky.

He's a bumbling but kind of cute little nerd.  He has a good voice, but I can't see him as a pop star at all. 

Because his teeth look like toe separators for a pedicure?

[Infobahn]

I think it'll be David v. David - but really it should be David Cook v. Sayesha.  Archuletta has a sweet voice, but no strength.  And he's sort of creepy and freaky.

He's a bumbling but kind of cute little nerd.  He has a good voice, but I can't see him as a pop star at all. 

Because his teeth look like toe separators for a pedicure?

Ewwwwww

[BigDun]

Any predictions for tonight?

You will all know 2-3 hours before we find out.

[ReBurn]

Goodbye, Syesha.

[Infobahn]

Goodbye, Syesha.

Bastard.  IT'S YOUR FAULT MY ANGEL IS GONE!

[Jessie]

she's adorable and would probably do great in musical theater.

[Jessie]

Gosh.

Gosh.

Oh, gosh.

[ReBurn]

Nuh?

[Jessie]

That's apparently the only exclamation that Archuleta knows.

[ReBurn]

Told ya.

[Jessie]

You must be psychic!

[ReBurn]

I predict that next week David will win the whole thing.

[Jessie]

I predict that next week David will win the whole thing.

No way!  David's going to win!

[Jessie]

Seriously.  Boobs, out of control.

[Infobahn]

There is a God.

[Jessie]

I know!  He's so fantastic and I love him a little. 

Think we could get him to join Junto?

[ReBurn]

Wow! Nice dress. Thank goodness for DVR. Those guys should have sang "Summer of '89" amirite?

Did Bryan Adams catch anorexia?

[ReBurn]

Ok,, the ZZ Top joint was hot tonight, dawg!

[manosax]

I don't really follow this whole mess, but I think that David Cook is probabally better prepared for the life that he can have and Archuleta should just finish high school and get into college and tell his medling stage father to just shut the hell up!

[Jessie]

Wow! Nice dress. Thank goodness for DVR. Those guys should have sang "Summer of '89" amirite?

Did Bryan Adams catch anorexia?

he looked younger than George Michael though.  Weird.

And ZZTop was awesome.  Stupid audience had no clue.

[ReBurn]

I don't really follow this whole mess, but I think that David Cook is probabally better prepared for the life that he can have and Archuleta should just finish high school and get into college and tell his medling stage father to just shut the hell up!

Somehow I predict Disney in that kid's future.

[Jessie]

I don't really follow this whole mess, but I think that David Cook is probabally better prepared for the life that he can have and Archuleta should just finish high school and get into college and tell his medling stage father to just shut the hell up!

Somehow I predict Disney in that kid's future.

He has Disney written all over him. 

He has a great voice, but crap for personality.