Pizza...

[Gamplayerx]

Postperson.  How PC.

[Bennyhana]

We have a new member of the family this weekend.

We call her Mixie.

Cookies are first.

Oooh I'm jealous.

Oh man. Me too. Except I want a red one.

My parents somehow blew the main gear on the Kitchen Aid that they got in the 80's.  Somehow I thought that these things were supposed to be bulletproof...

Did they shoot it?

No?

Then you still have no reason not to think they're bulletproof.

We have one (the next model down, it doesn't have the things on the sides of the bowl) in red.  Erica loves that damn thing.  It weighs more than the dog.

[manosax]

We have a new member of the family this weekend.

We call her Mixie.

Cookies are first.

Oooh I'm jealous.

Oh man. Me too. Except I want a red one.

My parents somehow blew the main gear on the Kitchen Aid that they got in the 80's.  Somehow I thought that these things were supposed to be bulletproof...

Did they shoot it?

No?

Then you still have no reason not to think they're bulletproof.

We have one (the next model down, it doesn't have the things on the sides of the bowl) in red.  Erica loves that damn thing.  It weighs more than the dog.

by "bulletproof" i meant indestructible BIOCH!  I have heard tell that these things are passed down in wills.

The pouring shields are kind of a pain.  Especially if you have to scrape the sides of the bowl.  In fact, the models that have the bowl that is elevated can be tricky to scrape... but I would love to have one...

[BigDun]

You can't make good whipped potatoes without a hand mixer.

[Alice]

You can't make good whipped potatoes without a hand mixer.

I just use my cock.

[Bennyhana]

You can't make good whipped potatoes without a hand mixer.

I just use my cock.

Is it Dishwasher Safe?

[Alice]

You can't make good whipped potatoes without a hand mixer.

I just use my cock.

Is it Dishwasher Safe?

It's washcloth and shower safe.

[Bennyhana]

You can't make good whipped potatoes without a hand mixer.

I just use my cock.

Is it Dishwasher Safe?

It's washcloth and shower safe.

See, now we'll never believe you had a vajayjay.

[Alice]

See, now we'll never believe you had a vajayjay.

Unless you saw the beaver shot I was passing around earlier.

[manosax]

See, now we'll never believe you had a vajayjay.

Unless you saw the beaver shot I was passing around earlier.

repost it... I think we all need confirmation

[Alice]

[Infobahn]

Mixie was $200 on Amazon, after $50 rebate.  There are the same models in other colors for more than $250, but they are closing out Licorice and Merengue.  I had to bite on this deal.  Normally, this would be $499.

[Gamplayerx]

I'm eating pizza right now.  I didn't make it. 

Just FYI.

[BigDun]

Who made it and what are the toppings?

[Gamplayerx]

Papa John made it.  There's pepperoni, sausage, black olives and onions.

[BigDun]

Did you get garlic butter dipping sauce for the crust?

[eo000]

Who made it and what are the toppings?

Papa John made it. There's pepperoni, sausage, black olives and onions.

he was asking alice

[ReBurn]

Mixie was $200 on Amazon, after $50 rebate.  There are the same models in other colors for more than $250, but they are closing out Licorice and Merengue.  I had to bite on this deal.  Normally, this would be $499.

I got one for my wife last year. Hers is the Cinnamon Accolade with the 400 watt motor. Do they even make Accolade mixers any more? I don't know. But she really likes it a lot. Uses it all the time.

It's heavy though. It would kill you if it fell on you.

[Infobahn]

It's heavy though. It would kill you if it fell on you.

Sooooo true.

[Jessie]

Where were we talking about my casino thing?

Remember when I was bitching that we were just getting lunch?

We ended up going out to a hibachi place for a fantastic and fun lunch, then the boss decided to take us to the casino.  He rented a luxury bus for us (like a giant limo).  We all got smashed on the way to the casino and he gave us $100 to gamble with.  He also gave us more money when we were there if we ran out.  I ended up with $150 of his money that I quickly turned into $31.

On the way home he was doing the robot in the aisle of the bus, booty popping, some sort of slow mo dancing, and challenging people to dance offs.

Sometimes I really really love my job.

[Infobahn]

YOU ARE IN HR!!!

[Jessie]

I forgot to say he also bought us all dinner at the casino.

That's the most fun I've had in a very long time, and the longest I've been able to forget my troubles since they began.  I really needed it.

[dazie]

Excellent.    I'm glad you had that chance.

[Alice]

What did you play?  Slots? Blackjack? Poker?

[Jessie]

I lost $50 in the slots after about 20 minutes.  Then I played Roulette, which is way more fun and lasts a lot longer.  I still lost most of my money, though.  I had fun.

I was too scared to play cards.  I was going to play blackjack, but the tables were $10 minimum, which is too rich for me.