Worst Movie Ever

[Alice]

What is *the* worst movie you've ever seen?  Feel free to list as many as you want - but pick your top worst movie ever.

[Bennyhana]

What is *the* worst movie you've ever seen?  Feel free to list as many as you want - but pick your top worst movie ever.

The worst movie I ever sat through in a theater is Mission to Mars.

[swolt]

Battlefield Earth

[Alice]

I think my #1 would have to be the remake of Planet of the Apes. 

[Jessie]

Are these good bad or bad bad?

The worst movie I've seen recently is Vacancy.

[BigDun]

Quest for Fire

[Alice]

Are these good bad or bad bad?

The worst movie I've seen recently is Vacancy.

Bad bad.  Like you'd rather have your fingernails pulled off than ever see it again, bad.

[dazie]

Grand Canyon.  I know it's supposed to be this marvelous film, but I saw it right after the LA riots, and I was in NO mood to see people getting stabbed and killed.  I walked out.

Striptease.  Such a disappointment after having read the book.

I know I'm going to get smacked for this one- Buckaroo Banzai.  LAME.

[Jessie]

Striptease was awful.  The boobs couldn't even keep Timothy's dad awake in the theater.

Showgirls, though, is good bad.

[Bennyhana]

Are these good bad or bad bad?

The worst movie I've seen recently is Vacancy.

Mission to Mars is bad bad.

The Day after Tomorrow or Dennis Quaid freezes or whatever that was called was good bad, mainly because the people we sat next to thought it was as stupid as we did, and we were all making comments.

[dazie]

The Day After Tomorrow cracks me right the hell up.

"Um- how did the wolves climb the ladder?"

[Jessie]

That shit's been on every day for weeks.  Timothy loves it.

[Alice]

I saw The Day After Tomorrow at the drive-in.  It turned into a huge socialization session between all of us - there were a few people yelling at everyone to be quiet, but we mostly just mingled and traded beer and smokes, and weed in some people's cases.  It was pretty fun.

[Gamplayerx]

Little Nicky

[dazie]

Naked Gun 33 1/3
Spy Hard

Thank God I saw them for free.

I showed some horrid movies too- The Stupids tops THAT list.

[Alice]

I also couldn't stand Bringing Out the Dead. 

[swolt]

Naked Gun 33 1/3
Spy Hard

Thank God I saw them for free.

I showed some horrid movies too- The Stupids tops THAT list.

Oh my Lloyd!

The Stupids was worth watching for that line alone. Also good was "Two wheels. Four wheels. EIGHT WHEELS!"

[Beefy]

Everything I hate I usually change my mind about later.

Little Nicky and the Planet of the Apes remake are certainly up there.  I'm trying to think of the name of this one foreign film...

[Beefy]

I'm trying to think of the name of this one foreign film...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057336/

I would rather be pummeled in the loins with a splintered two-by-four than ever be subjected to this film again.

[Bennyhana]

Worst Foreign film I've ever seen:  The Holy Mountain.

[VikingJuice]

-The Guardian-not the Coast Guard film but this one instead: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099710/ an evil chick turns into.......a tree
-Battlefield Earth
-TX Chainsaw Massacre 4
-The Other Sister
-Poltergeist 3
-Caddyshack II

[Beefy]

The Other Sister is comedy gold!

[VikingJuice]

The Other Sister is comedy gold!

I was giddy that it finally hit the theatres because it meant I didn't have to suffer through the freakin' annoying trailer anymore.

[ReBurn]

Quest for Fire

Great dialogue, though.

[manosax]

Grand Canyon.  I know it's supposed to be this marvelous film, but I saw it right after the LA riots, and I was in NO mood to see people getting stabbed and killed.  I walked out.

Striptease.  Such a disappointment after having read the book.

I know I'm going to get smacked for this one- Buckaroo Banzai.  LAME.

yes, you shall be smacked... "wherever you go... there you are..."

The WORST movie EVER.... one word... ishtar