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Today's song stuck in my head

Started by Jessie, April 18, 2005, 11:55:53 AM

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Alice

QuoteIn the town of Ballybay-hay
There was a maiden dwelling.
I knew her very well
And her story's worth a telling.
And her father kept a still,
And he was a good distiller....
When she took to drink as well
Well the devil couldn't fill her

A ring-a-dom a doo, a ring-a-dom a delly

She had a wooden leg it was hollow down the middle
She used to tie a sting in it and play it like a fiddle
She fiddled in the hall, she fiddled in the alleyway
She didn't give a damn sure she had to fiddle anyway

A ring-a-dom a doo, a ring-a-dom a delly

She said she wouldn't dance unless she had her welly
But when she had it on she would dance as well as any.
Once said she wouldn't go to bed unless she had her shimmy
But when she had it on she would go as quick as any.
A ring-a-dom a doo, a ring-a-dom a delly

She had lovers by the score every Tom, Dick and Harry
And she courted night and day but still she wouldn't marry
Then she fell in love with a fellow with a stammer
When he tried to get away, she hit him with a hammer

A ring-a-dom a doo, a ring-a-dom a delly

Childer on the stairs and childer in the pyre
And another ten or twelve sitting rolling by the fire
And she fed him on potatoes
and a soup she made with nettles
And a lot of hairy bacon that she boiled in a kettle

A ring-a-dom a doo, a ring-a-dom a delly

She led a sheltered life, eating porridge and black pudding.
And she terrorized her man until he died quite sudden.
And when her husband died she was feeling very sorry
She rolled him in a bag and she threw him in a quarry

Mr. Ubiquity

The s & m man, the s & man
The S & M man can kuz he mixes it with love and makes the hurtin feel good.

Who can take a grandma
rub her face in glass
ride her like a harley while he fucks her up the ass

The s & m man, the s & man
The S & M man can kuz he mixes it with love and makes the hurtin feel good.

who can take a chain saw
cut the bitch in 2
fuck the lower half and give the upper half to you

The s & m man, the s & man
The S & M man can kuz he mixes it with love and makes the hurtin feel good.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Mr. Ubiquity

better yet..

The S & M Man
(To "The Candy-Man")
Songmaster: Who can take a bicycle,
Pack: Who can take a bicycle,
Songmaster: Tear off the leather seat.
Pack: Tear off the leather seat.
Songmaster: Impale a virgin on it, push her down a bumpy street.

Chorus

Together:
The S & M Man,
'Cause he mixes it with love,
And makes the hurt feel good.
Makes the hurt feel good.

Who can take a dildo,
Ram it up your rear.
Then fuck ya all night long,
Until the shit comes out your ears.

Who can take a cat-o-nine,
Tie you to the floor.
Whip you 'til you bleed,
And you're begging for some more.

Who can take a wood saw,
Rusted, dully cuts,
Saw it back and forth,
Til he cuts off both your nuts?

Who can take a chainsaw,
Rev it up real high,
Shove it up your arse,
Just to hear you scream and sigh?

Who can take some sandpaper,
With very course grit,
Rub it back and forth,
Until you have a bleeding clit?

Who can take a chainsaw,
Cut the bitch in two,
Fuck the bottom half,
And toss the other half to you?

Who take some jumper cables,
Clamp one to each tit,
Slap them on the batt'ry,
Then ride the shaking bitch?

Who can take a sander,
Made by Black and Decker,
Rub it up and down,
Until you've got a bleedin' pecker?

Who can take a riding crop,
Beat you 'cross the chest.
Ride you like a pony,
'Til you think that you're the best.

Who can take a hammer,
And pound it on your dick,
And hit it even harder,
'Til you cum until you're sick?

Who can take a candle,
Melt it on your skin.
Watch it blister up,
Then stick it with a pin.

Who can take your penis,
Put it in a door,
Slam it really hard,
Until you're screaming- MORE, MORE!?

Who can take a tire iron,
Stick up your hole,
Screw a jack way up your ass,
Until you rock 'n roll.

Who can find some newlyweds,
Sneak into their room,
Fuck the bride in bed,
And sodomize the groom?

Who can take a transient,
Rip out one of his eyes,
Skull fuck the bastard,
Until the cum he cries?

Who can take a little girl,
Before she's on the rag,
Fuck her till she's dead,
And then toss her in a bag?

Who can take a pussy,
Suck out all the yeast,
Spit it out into some dough,
And bake it for a feast?

Who can take a hair curler,
Turn it up on high,
Stick it in her cunt,
And listen to her fry?

Who can take two ice picks,
Stick one in each ear,
And ride you like a Harley,
While he fucks you up the rear?

Who can take a light bulb,
Shove it up your arse,
Fuck you up the rear,
Til you're shitting chunks of glass?

Who can shave your pussy,
Without the shaving cream,
Slap some on some Aqua Velva,
Just to hear you scream?

Who can take a vibrator,
Give it to ya hard.
Fuck ya all night long,
Like the nympho that ya are.

Who can take a glass rod,
Shove it up your prick,
Put it on the table,
And smash it with a brick?

Who can take a Coke bottle,
Shove it up her ass,
Kidney punch the bitch,
Until she's shitting blood and glass?

Who can take a vice clamp,
Clamp it on a tit,
Squeeze the sucker down,
Until it pops just like a zit?

Who can take a cheese grater,
Strap it to his arm,
Fist fuck the bitch,
And make vagina parmesan?

Who can take a baby,
Throw it on a pile,
And fuck it up its ass,
Sish-ka-bob style?

Who can take some fiberglass,
Wrap it round his pud,
Shove it up your arse,
Until you're shitting chunks of blood?

Who can take a Grandma,
Out into the yard,
Then grandpa comes out on the porch,
And hollers, "Fuck 'er hard!"

Who can cut your dick off,
And feed it to the cat,
'Cause we all know hungry pussies,
Need more and more of that.

Who wears pants with zippers,
And no underwear,
Then pulls them up and down,
Until he has no pubic hair?

Who can take a pregnant woman,
Fuck her til she's dead,
Fuck her even harder,
Til the fetus gives him head?

Who can take a hangman's noose,
Slip it 'round your head,
Climb a box and pull the rope,
And fuck you till you're dead.

Who can take a branding iron,
Fire it 'til its hot.
Ram it up your ass,
When your wad is almost shot.

Who can take a baby,
Lay it on a bed,
Turn the bugger over,
Fuck the soft spot in its head?

Who can work abortions,
Wrap them in a sack,
Save them all for later,
When he wants a tasty snack?

Who can take your scrotum,
Stick it with a pin,
Hang on a bunch of weights,
Till it drags down to your shins?

Who can take just two bricks,
Take one in each hand,
Bang them on his balls,
Like the cymbals in the band?

Who can take your penis,
Tie it all in knots,
Wipe it all with shiggy,
Until the fucker rots?

Who can take a Pit Bull,
Let him eat your dick,
Let him fuck your girlfriend,
While you lie there very sick?

Who can take some handcuffs,
Tie you to the bed,
Whip you on the bottom,
'Til your ass is bloody red.

Who can take a puppy,
Hold it by the ears,
Fuck it in the ass,
Until it sheds those puppy tears?

Who can drive an ambulance,
To a totaled Cadillac,
Fuck the injured woman,
And her daughters in the back.

Who will run through briars,
Ripping up his flesh,
And like a crazy hasher,
Repeat the bloody mess?
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"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Alice


Beefy


Listener

Amusing.  Yet messed up to all getout.

Jessie

Oh my god


Who can take two ice picks,
Stick one in each ear,
And ride you like a Harley,
While he fucks you up the rear?

I'll admit, a few of those verses made me laugh.

Sick fuck.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Mr. Ubiquity

wow.. i was totally expecting to be flamed like mad.  or get harassing emails.



boy i sure miss those.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Listener

Still can't get that damn Serenity song out of my head.

"They couldn't take the sky from them / our big damn heroes made a film."

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Listener on September 30, 2005, 06:05:17 PM
Still can't get that damn Serenity song out of my head.

"They couldn't take the sky from them / our big damn heroes made a film."

well i tired, and if that didnt help, then all hope is lost.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Beefy

Quote from: Listener on September 30, 2005, 06:05:17 PM
Still can't get that damn Serenity song out of my head.

"They couldn't take the sky from them / our big damn heroes made a film."

I rather missed hearing the theme song during the film.

Listener

Quote from: Beef on September 30, 2005, 10:52:17 PM
Quote from: Listener on September 30, 2005, 06:05:17 PM
Still can't get that damn Serenity song out of my head.

"They couldn't take the sky from them / our big damn heroes made a film."

I rather missed hearing the theme song during the film.

Yeah, I expected a little something, even a familiar riff.  But I guess Whedon decided to let it go, especially since they really didn't explore that aspect (independents vs alliance) quite as much as they did during the series.

Mr. Ubiquity

cant you see that the world we live in
policital lies are just corporate decisions
they take away all the hopes and promises
and put an end to the land of the living.


Look at the lost souls,  they seem so black
look at the lost souls, souls of black

* heavy guitar riff*
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Listener

"Lovers In Love Today", as covered by Joan Osborne

sugar_grrl

Do do do do do
Inspector Gadget
Do do do do do DO DOOOOOO
Do do do do do
Inspector Gadget
Do do do do doooooo DO DO
Go Gadget Go!
DO DO
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Go Gadget Go!
DO DO
Do do do do do do do do do do do

(Repeat)

(dum's can replace do's if need be)
Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

Alice

Quote from: sugar_grrl on October 04, 2005, 10:09:07 AM
Do do do do do
Inspector Gadget
Do do do do do DO DOOOOOO
Do do do do do
Inspector Gadget
Do do do do doooooo DO DO
Go Gadget Go!
DO DO
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Go Gadget Go!
DO DO
Do do do do do do do do do do do

(Repeat)

(dum's can replace do's if need be)
A curse on both your houses.

Beefy

Quote from: Marixis on October 01, 2005, 12:41:13 PM
cant you see that the world we live in
policital lies are just corporate decisions
they take away all the hopes and promises
and put an end to the land of the living.


Look at the lost souls,  they seem so black
look at the lost souls, souls of black

* heavy guitar riff*

Testament?

Beefy

I can't sleep tonight
Everybody saying everything's alright
Still I can't close my eyes
I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights
Sunny days
Where have you gone?
I get the strangest feeling you belong
Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the lightning
I can't stand myself
I'm being held up by invisible men
Still life on a shelf when
I got my mind on something else
Sunny days
Where have you gone?
I get the strangest feeling you belong
Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the lightning
Oh, where did the blue skies go?
And why is it raining so?
It's so cold
I can't sleep tonight
Everybody saying everything's alright
Still I can't close my eyes
I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights
Sunny days
Where have you gone?
I get the strangest feeling you belong
Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the lightning
Oh, where did the blue skies go?
And why is it raining so?
It's so cold
Why does it always rain on me?
Why does it always rain...

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Beef on October 04, 2005, 10:25:17 AM
Quote from: Marixis on October 01, 2005, 12:41:13 PM
cant you see that the world we live in
policital lies are just corporate decisions
they take away all the hopes and promises
and put an end to the land of the living.


Look at the lost souls,  they seem so black
look at the lost souls, souls of black

* heavy guitar riff*

Testament?


ohhhhhhh   yeahh
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Beefy

Quote from: Marixis on October 04, 2005, 10:40:25 AM
Quote from: Beef on October 04, 2005, 10:25:17 AM
Quote from: Marixis on October 01, 2005, 12:41:13 PM
cant you see that the world we live in
policital lies are just corporate decisions
they take away all the hopes and promises
and put an end to the land of the living.


Look at the lost souls,  they seem so black
look at the lost souls, souls of black

* heavy guitar riff*

Testament?


ohhhhhhh   yeahh

Practice what you preach, biatch.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Beef on October 04, 2005, 10:44:08 AM
Quote from: Marixis on October 04, 2005, 10:40:25 AM
Quote from: Beef on October 04, 2005, 10:25:17 AM
Quote from: Marixis on October 01, 2005, 12:41:13 PM
cant you see that the world we live in
policital lies are just corporate decisions
they take away all the hopes and promises
and put an end to the land of the living.


Look at the lost souls,  they seem so black
look at the lost souls, souls of black

* heavy guitar riff*

Testament?


ohhhhhhh   yeahh

Practice what you preach, biatch.

heard to much know to much
dont know if i can take it
if the system had one neck
you know id gladly break


somethin something
started this sick romance
we need co change its in our brains
and we dont stand a chance.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

eo000

QuoteNow in my younger days I used to sport a shag
When I went to school I carried lunch in a bag
With an apple for my teacher 'cause I knew I'd get a kiss
Always got mad when the class was dismissed
But when it was in session, I always had a question
I would raise my hand to make her stagger to my desk and
help me with my problem, it was never much
Just a trick, to smell her scent and try to sneak a touch
Oh, how I wish I could hold her hand and give her a hug
She was married to the man, he was a thug,
His name was Lee, he drove a Z,
he'd pick her up from school promptly at three o'clock
I was on her jock, yes indeedy I wrote graffiti on the bus
First I'd write her name then carve a plus,
with my name last, on the looking glass,
I seen her yesterday but still I had to let her pass
She keeps on passin me by...
When I dream of fairytales I think of me and Shelly
See she's my type of hype and I can't stand when brothers tell me
That I should quit chasin' and look for something better
But the smile that she shows makes me a go-getter
I haven't gone as far as asking if I could get with her
I just play it by ear and hope she gets the picture
I'm shootin for her heart, got my finger on the trigger
She could be my broad, and I could be her (nigga)
But, all I can do is stare...
Back as kids we used to kiss when we played truth or dare
Now she's more sophisticated, highly edu-ma-cated
not at all over-rated, I think I need a prayer
to get in her boots and it looks rather dry
I guess a twinkle in her eye is just a twinkle in her eye
Although she's crazy steppin, I'll try to stop her stride
Cause I won't have no more of this passin me by
And I must voice my opinion of not even pretending she didn't have me
Strung like a chicken, chase my tail like a doggie
She was kind of like a star, thinking I was like a fan
Dude, she looked good, down side: she had a man
He was a rooty-toot, a nincompoop
She told me soon your little birdie's gonna fly the coop
She was a flake like corn, and I was born not to understand
By lettin her pass I had proved to be a better man
She keeps on passin me by...
Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian
And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
when-ever she happens to walk by - why does the apple of my eye
overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much I try?
Wait, no, i did not really pursue my little princess with persistance;
And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance
From a distance I desired, secretly admired her;
Wired her a letter to get her, and it went:
My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well
Now let me tell you about the feelings I have for you
When I try, or make some sort of attempt, I symp
Damn I wish I wasn't such a wimp!
'Cause then I would let you know that I love you so
And if I was your man then I would be true
The only lying I would do is in the bed with you
Then I signed sincerely the one who loves you dearly, PS love me tender
The letter came back three days later: Return to Sender
Damn!
She keeps on passin me by...

Jessie

Where the hell did this come from?

QuoteLift up your head
Wash off your mascara
Here, take my Kleenex
Wipe that lipstick away
Show me your face
Clean as the morning
I know things were bad
But now they're okay

Suddenly Seymour
Is standing beside you
You don't need no makeup
Don't have to pretend
Suddenly Seymour
Is here to provide you
Sweet understanding
Seymour's your friend

[AUDREY]
Nobody ever
Treated me kindly
Daddy left early
Mama was poor
I'd meet a man and
I'd follow him blindly
He'd snap his fingers
Me, I'd say "sure"

Suddenly Seymour
Is standin' beside me
He don't give me orders
He don't condescend
Suddenly Seymour
Is here to provide me
Sweet understanding
Seymour's my friend

[SEYMOUR]
Tell me this feeling lasts till forever
Tell me the bad times are clean washed away

[AUDREY]
Please understand that it's still
Strange and frightnin'
For losers like I've been
It's so hard to say

Suddenly Seymour

[SEYMOUR]
Suddenly Seymour
He purified me
He purified you
[AUDREY]
Suddenly Seymour showed me I can
[SEYMOUR]
Suddenly Seymour showed you you can

[BOTH]
Learn how to be more
The girl that's inside me (you)
With sweet understanding
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

Quote from: Jessie on October 05, 2005, 10:06:43 AM
Where the hell did this come from?

QuoteLift up your head
Wash off your mascara
Here, take my Kleenex
Wipe that lipstick away
Show me your face
Clean as the morning
I know things were bad
But now they're okay

Suddenly Seymour
Is standing beside you
You don't need no makeup
Don't have to pretend
Suddenly Seymour
Is here to provide you
Sweet understanding
Seymour's your friend

[AUDREY]
Nobody ever
Treated me kindly
Daddy left early
Mama was poor
I'd meet a man and
I'd follow him blindly
He'd snap his fingers
Me, I'd say "sure"

Suddenly Seymour
Is standin' beside me
He don't give me orders
He don't condescend
Suddenly Seymour
Is here to provide me
Sweet understanding
Seymour's my friend

[SEYMOUR]
Tell me this feeling lasts till forever
Tell me the bad times are clean washed away

[AUDREY]
Please understand that it's still
Strange and frightnin'
For losers like I've been
It's so hard to say

Suddenly Seymour

[SEYMOUR]
Suddenly Seymour
He purified me
He purified you
[AUDREY]
Suddenly Seymour showed me I can
[SEYMOUR]
Suddenly Seymour showed you you can

[BOTH]
Learn how to be more
The girl that's inside me (you)
With sweet understanding

shit shit shit shit shit

That was the first CD I ever bought.

Listener

Quote from: Jessie on October 05, 2005, 10:06:43 AM
Where the hell did this come from?

QuoteLift up your head
Wash off your mascara
Here, take my Kleenex
Wipe that lipstick away
Show me your face
Clean as the morning
I know things were bad
But now they're okay

Suddenly Seymour
Is standing beside you
You don't need no makeup
Don't have to pretend
Suddenly Seymour
Is here to provide you
Sweet understanding
Seymour's your friend

You don't know where it's from?  Or you don't know how it got stuck in your head?

It's from "Little Shop of Horrors", if you plan to select Option A.