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Today's song stuck in my head

Started by Jessie, April 18, 2005, 11:55:53 AM

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Beefy

No luck.  Mullet was freshman/sophmore years in high school.  My sister has those yearbooks.  My mom has the original pics.  So no mullet.

Have i mentioned how much I positively loathe going down picture memory lane?

That said, I did find a suitably embarrassing pic of myself that I could share, as I know how much we like those kinds of things around here.

cnamon

That is OK.  I have already scared off most of Junto with my worst picture. 

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

ignom

It's not as good as a pic of beef, and you've probably already seen it, but here. I hope it helps:

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Gamplayerx

I think I saved lifeguard Beefy somewhere, if that helps.

Beefy

Quote from: ignom on May 12, 2005, 11:13:42 AM
It's not as good as a pic of beef

I'm not sure how to take that.   ;)

Jessie

I don't have mullet pics, but I have bruises!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

cnamon

Post those bruises, Jessie.

Right now I have Strawberry Fields Forever in my head.

ignom

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Gamplayerx


Beefy

Hey la, see saw
Hey ra, hee ha

Hey la, see ra
Hey ra, see saw
Hey

Hey la, see saw
Hey la, dee da



ignom

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

nishi

"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

nishi

hey! now i have the ladybug picnic song again! yay!
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

Alice

Sadly, today its:

I hate to talk about your mama but you talked about mine
She got popcorn titties and a rubber behind
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
and said hey mutha-fucka I am SUPERMAN!!

Youphoric


Alice


Youphoric


Beefy

All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Sniff and remember silver ball
Contortions that he can't recall
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To taste is some foul air to breathe
One thought it lasts a day and at that rate he'll most likely live forever!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
His twitching brain can dance within
Gyrating more like gelatin
A secret means of ecstasy
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch but nothing with which to scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
Cuz he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell, Sweat, Movement.
Everyone's dancing.
Disco.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing.

Gamplayerx

What is that, Beefy?  What a sweet, happy little lilt!

Youphoric

Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 16, 2005, 11:18:26 AM
What is that, Beefy?  What a sweet, happy little lilt!
Whatever it is, it got Disco Duck stuck in my head.

Jessie

You say you want a revolution.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Alice

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing

I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all

And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing

I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe



Beefy


ReBurn

11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!