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Started by Jessie, April 18, 2005, 11:55:53 AM

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Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Youphoric


Beefy


cnamon


ReBurn

Quote from: Youphoric on April 21, 2005, 11:46:11 AM
I'm stuck.

AT THE COPACABANA!!
Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl...
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

ignom

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys like
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

Quote from: ignom on April 21, 2005, 12:40:07 PM
I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys like

Nah nah nah nah nah,
nah nah nah nah nah


That's good to know, by the way.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced and danced

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Beef on April 21, 2005, 01:17:45 PM
And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced and danced


Hey!  Hooters!  They're no Joan Jett though, that's for sure.

Beefy

Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 21, 2005, 01:35:04 PM
Quote from: Beef on April 21, 2005, 01:17:45 PM
And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced and danced


Hey!  Hooters!  They're no Joan Jett though, that's for sure.

Did you know The Hooters were responsible for writing a few of Cyndi Lauper's early hits?

Jessie

My hooters are responsible for getting me this job.


















hahaha yeah right.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Beef on April 21, 2005, 01:37:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 21, 2005, 01:35:04 PM
Quote from: Beef on April 21, 2005, 01:17:45 PM
And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced and danced


Hey!  Hooters!  They're no Joan Jett though, that's for sure.

Did you know The Hooters were responsible for writing a few of Cyndi Lauper's early hits?

I don't think I knew that.  Did you know that the Hooters used to play the Penn State Regatta until they got too uppity and were like, "we're big stars now, you have to pay us" and Penn State said "screw you, we'll get Joan Jett - we just hope dc doesn't bean her with a bottle" and the Hooters faded into obscurity?

cnamon

God.  Now I have That Thing You Do in my head...

ignom

Even the sun goes down heroes eventually die
Horoscopes often lie and sometimes "y"
nothin' is for sure nothin' is for certain nothin' lasts forever
But until they close the curtain
it's him & I Aquemini
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

Quote from: ignom on April 25, 2005, 02:27:39 PM
Even the sun goes down heroes eventually die
Horoscopes often lie and sometimes "y"
nothin' is for sure nothin' is for certain nothin' lasts forever
But until they close the curtain
it's him & I Aquemini

Well that's certainly a change of pace.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ursus

Quote from: ignom on April 19, 2005, 10:48:05 AM
I was totin' my pack along the long dusty Winnamucka road
When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
If your goin' to Winnamucka, Mack, with me you can ride
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, 'Listen! I've traveled every road in this here land'

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Travel...I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to
Reno
Chicago
Fargo
Minnesota
Buffalo
Toronto
Winslow
Sarasota
Wichita
Tulsa
Ottawa
Oklahoma
Tampa
Panama
Mattua
La Paloma
Bangor
Baltimore
Salvador
Amarillo
Tocapillo
Pocotello
Amperdello
I'm a killer

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Travel...I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to:
Boston
Charleston
Dayton
Lousiana
Washington
Houston
Kingston
Texas County
Monterey
Fairaday
Santa Fe
Tollaperson
Glen Rock
Black Rock
Little Rock
Oskaloussa
Tennessee
Tinnesay
Chickapee
Spirit Lake
Grand Lake
Devil's Lake
Crater Lake
For Pete's sake

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Travel...I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to
Louisville
Nashville
Knoxville
Omerback
Shereville
Jacksonville
Waterville
Costa Rock
Richfield
Springfield
Bakersfield
Shreveport
Hackensack
Cadallac
Fond du Lac
Davenport
Idaho
Jellico
Argentina
Diamondtina
Pasadena
Catalina
See what I mean

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Travel...I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to
Pittsburgh
Parkersburg
Gravelburg
Colorado
Ellisburg
Rexburg
Vicksburg
El Dorado
Larimore
Adimore
Habastock
Chadanocka
Shasta
Nebraska
Alaska
Opalacka
Baraboo
Waterloo
Kalamazoo
Kansas City
Sioux City
Cedar City
Dodge City
What a pity

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Travel...I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
Winnemucca


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I was just wondering...

dazie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 21, 2005, 01:35:04 PM
Quote from: Beef on April 21, 2005, 01:17:45 PM
And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced and danced


Hey!  Hooters!  They're no Joan Jett though, that's for sure.

Nobody out west knows who the hell the Hooters are.  People look at me like I'm insane when I sing their songs.

Remind me to tell you all about my brush with fame re: the Hooters some day.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 21, 2005, 01:49:01 PM
Quote from: Beef on April 21, 2005, 01:37:24 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 21, 2005, 01:35:04 PM
Quote from: Beef on April 21, 2005, 01:17:45 PM
And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced and danced


Hey!  Hooters!  They're no Joan Jett though, that's for sure.

Did you know The Hooters were responsible for writing a few of Cyndi Lauper's early hits?

I don't think I knew that.  Did you know that the Hooters used to play the Penn State Regatta until they got too uppity and were like, "we're big stars now, you have to pay us" and Penn State said "screw you, we'll get Joan Jett - we just hope dc doesn't bean her with a bottle" and the Hooters faded into obscurity?

Also- I don't think that dc would have ever GONE to the Regatta, let alone worked up enough energy to bean anyone with a beer bottle.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

Quote from: ursus on April 25, 2005, 07:27:50 PM
Quote from: ignom on April 19, 2005, 10:48:05 AM
I was totin' my pack along the long dusty Winnamucka road
When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
If your goin' to Winnamucka, Mack, with me you can ride
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, 'Listen! I've traveled every road in this here land'

Winnemucca


You... you are priceless. :)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

Quote from: dazie on April 25, 2005, 11:36:29 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 21, 2005, 01:35:04 PM
Quote from: Beef on April 21, 2005, 01:17:45 PM
And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced and danced


Hey!  Hooters!  They're no Joan Jett though, that's for sure.

Nobody out west knows who the hell the Hooters are.  People look at me like I'm insane when I sing their songs.

Remind me to tell you all about my brush with fame re: the Hooters some day.
Hey, Dazie.  Tell me all about your brush with fame!

xman


It's quite possible that I'm your thired man girl
But it's a fact that I'm the seventh son
And right now you could care less about me
But soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done

Let's have a ball and a biscuit sugar
And take our sweet little time about it
Let's have a ball and a biscuit sugar
And take our sweet little time about it
Tell everyone in the place just to get out
We'll get clean together
And I'll find a soapbox where I can shout it

Read it in the newspaper
Ask your girlfriends and see if they know
That my strength is ten fold woman
And I'll let you see if you want to before you go

It's quite possible that I'm your third man girl
But it's a fact that I'm the seventh son
It was the other two which made me your third
But it was my mother who made me the seventh son
And right now you could care less about me
But soon enough you will care by the time Im done





Jessie

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ignom

William Zanzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll
With a cane that he twirled around his diamond ring finger
At a Baltimore hotel society gath'rin'.
And the cops were called in and his weapon took from him
As they rode him in custody down to the station
And booked William Zanzinger for first-degree murder.
But you who philosophize disgrace and criticize all fears,
Take the rag away from your face.
Now ain't the time for your tears.

William Zanzinger, who at twenty-four years
Owns a tobacco farm of six hundred acres
With rich wealthy parents who provide and protect him
And high office relations in the politics of Maryland,
Reacted to his deed with a shrug of his shoulders
And swear words and sneering, and his tongue it was snarling,
In a matter of minutes on bail was out walking.
But you who philosophize disgrace and criticize all fears,
Take the rag away from your face.
Now ain't the time for your tears.

Hattie Carroll was a maid of the kitchen.
She was fifty-one years old and gave birth to ten children
Who carried the dishes and took out the garbage
And never sat once at the head of the table
And didn't even talk to the people at the table
Who just cleaned up all the food from the table
And emptied the ashtrays on a whole other level,
Got killed by a blow, lay slain by a cane
That sailed through the air and came down through the room,
Doomed and determined to destroy all the gentle.
And she never done nothing to William Zanzinger.
But you who philosophize disgrace and criticize all fears,
Take the rag away from your face.
Now ain't the time for your tears.

In the courtroom of honor, the judge pounded his gavel
To show that all's equal and that the courts are on the level
And that the strings in the books ain't pulled and persuaded
And that even the nobles get properly handled
Once that the cops have chased after and caught 'em
And that the ladder of law has no top and no bottom,
Stared at the person who killed for no reason
Who just happened to be feelin' that way without warnin'.
And he spoke through his cloak, most deep and distinguished,
And handed out strongly, for penalty and repentance,
William Zanzinger with a six-month sentence.
Oh, but you who philosophize disgrace and criticize all fears,
Bury the rag deep in your face
For now's the time for your tears.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Gamplayerx

I was grounded
While you filled the skies
I was dumbfounded by truths
You cut through lies
I saw the rain-dirty valley
You saw brigadoon
I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon!

I spoke about wings
You just flew
I wondered, I guessed, and I tried
You just knew
I sighed
But you swooned
I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon!
The whole of the moon!

With a torch in your pocket
And the wind at your heels
You climbed on the ladder
And you know how it feels
To reach too high
Too far
Too soon
You saw the whole of the moon!
The whole of the moon!