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What is the worst sequel ever...

Started by Dry then Catch, April 14, 2005, 12:18:00 PM

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Dry then Catch

...and how would you have made it better?

I don't know if a sequel is bad cause its poorly made, or it was just a huge let down from the original.  The two that come to mind are Austin Power and Meet the Parents.  The RIng 2 blew chunks too.  It would have been better with more THO scenes though there were quite a few.  and if SPOILER



THE DAMN KID DIED LIKE HE WAS SUPPOSED TOO




nor did i like anal addicts 2.  it just lack the pizzaz and spark of the original.

this post is more incoherent than my normally posts.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

cnamon

Breakin' 2 is a classic!

Grease 2 on the other hand...


Beefy


Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

BigDun

I thought Hannibal was a horrible follow up to The Silence of the Lambs.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Beefy

Quote from: jessie on April 14, 2005, 12:26:58 PM
Quote from: Beef on April 14, 2005, 12:25:15 PM
Quote from: cnamon on April 14, 2005, 12:21:25 PM
Grease 2 on the other hand...

And eff that.  That movie is gold!

Ugh.

And the first one sucked, too.

You need to embrace your inner Cool Rider.

/not a big fan of the first one, either

Dry then Catch

How would you have made Grease 2 better?

ignom

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

Quote from: CatchrNdRy on April 14, 2005, 12:30:24 PM
How would you have made Grease 2 better?

I'd suggest a new plot, script, cast, director, setting, studio, producer, soundtrack...
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

cnamon

Quote from: CatchrNdRy on April 14, 2005, 12:30:24 PM
How would you have made Grease 2 better?
Not making it would have been better.

I am not a huge fan of the end of Grease.  I loved Hopelessly Devoted to You, though.


Dry then Catch

Quote from: cnamon on April 14, 2005, 12:31:45 PM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on April 14, 2005, 12:30:24 PM
How would you have made Grease 2 better?
Not making it would have been better.

I am not a huge fan of the end of Grease.  I loved Hopelessly Devoted to You, though.

i enjoy Summer Days.

Do they really say in Grease "he got me so damp"  and "the chicks will cream"?

Infobahn


Beefy



eo000


DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Gamplayerx

House 2. 

It's not even a sequel.  Has nothing to do with House.  Except there is a house in the movie.  It totally sucked.

Beefy

Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 14, 2005, 12:55:49 PM
House 2. 

It's not even a sequel.  Has nothing to do with House.  Except there is a house in the movie.  It totally sucked.

NO!  I saw it in the theatre!  It has the cute worm-dog-thing!

/yeah, it sucks, but I still have the DVD

cnamon

My guilty pleasure....

Charlie's Angels 2:  Full Throttle

I bought it on DVD

I am so ashamed

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Beef on April 14, 2005, 12:57:18 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 14, 2005, 12:55:49 PM
House 2. 

It's not even a sequel.  Has nothing to do with House.  Except there is a house in the movie.  It totally sucked.

NO!  I saw it in the theatre!  It has the cute worm-dog-thing!

/yeah, it sucks, but I still have the DVD

It's also got that short guy who was also in that horrible John Travolta movie where they go to set up a nightclub in the russian spy training town.  He's no William Katt, that's for sure.

Beefy

Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 14, 2005, 01:01:06 PM
Quote from: Beef on April 14, 2005, 12:57:18 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 14, 2005, 12:55:49 PM
House 2. 

It's not even a sequel.  Has nothing to do with House.  Except there is a house in the movie.  It totally sucked.

NO!  I saw it in the theatre!  It has the cute worm-dog-thing!

/yeah, it sucks, but I still have the DVD

It's also got that short guy who was also in that horrible John Travolta movie where they go to set up a nightclub in the russian spy training town.  He's no William Katt, that's for sure.

Arye Gross.  Was also in Ellen's sitcom for the first season.

/knew that without looking it up

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy


Gamplayerx

Quote from: DownSouth on April 14, 2005, 01:13:06 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097314/

I loved that movie.

You're a loony.  But, you also like House the original, so I guess I'll let it slide.

dazie

Gods and Generals.  (sequel/prequel to "Gettysburg")

How would I have made it better?  hmm... how about FOLLOW THE FUCKING BOOK YOU BASED THE DAMN MOVIE ON for starters?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Infobahn


dazie

Quote from: Infobahn on April 14, 2005, 10:57:58 PM
Of North and South fame?

Oh HELL no.  These were both based on books- one by Jeff Shaara, one by Michael Shaara.  Gettysburg was based on "Killer Angels" and is an excellent movie.  Originally made by Turner for cable release, it was eventually released in the theatres.  Gods and Generals was based on the book of the same name and, while a decent movie, didn't measure up.  It didn't follow the book too closely and really focused on one character to the detriment of all others.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?