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[BigDun]

I bow my head and say amen and stuff when people pray around me.

Ditto.

I have to remind myself to say "God Bless You" when someone sneezes. I prefer to say Gesundheit.

[dazie]

I bow my head and say amen and stuff when people pray around me.

Ditto.

I have to remind myself to say "God Bless You" when someone sneezes. I prefer to say Gesundheit.

Why do you have to say God Bless YOu?

[Jessie]

I bow my head and say amen and stuff when people pray around me.

Ditto.

I have to remind myself to say "God Bless You" when someone sneezes. I prefer to say Gesundheit.

I just say, "Bless You."  That way they can be blessed by whomever they'd prefer.

[ReBurn]

What does turkey bacon have to do with prayer and sneezing?

Threadjack and a half.

[BigDun]

I bow my head and say amen and stuff when people pray around me.

Ditto.

I have to remind myself to say "God Bless You" when someone sneezes. I prefer to say Gesundheit.

I just say, "Bless You."  That way they can be blessed by whomever they'd prefer.

I have neglected to say "Bless you" when someone sneezed and gotten reprimanded for my lack of courtesy.

IT'S A HOLD OVER FROM THE TIME WHEN PEOPLE WERE AFRAID YOU WOULD LOOSE YOUR SOUL WHEN SNEEZING FOR PETE'S SAKE!

I think that sneezes, like farts, should just be overlooked as if they had never occurred.

FYI- This threadjack shows true art.

[ReBurn]

I bow my head and say amen and stuff when people pray around me.

Ditto.

I have to remind myself to say "God Bless You" when someone sneezes. I prefer to say Gesundheit.

I just say, "Bless You."  That way they can be blessed by whomever they'd prefer.

I have neglected to say "Bless you" when someone sneezed and gotten reprimanded for my lack of courtesy.

IT'S A HOLD OVER FROM THE TIME WHEN PEOPLE WERE AFRAID YOU WOULD LOOSE YOUR SOUL WHEN SNEEZING FOR PETE'S SAKE!

I think that sneezes, like farts, should just be overlooked as if they had never occurred.

FYI- This threadjack shows true art.

You have to say 'Bless You" around here or old ladies start hitting you with stuff.

[Jessie]

I bow my head and say amen and stuff when people pray around me.

Ditto.

I have to remind myself to say "God Bless You" when someone sneezes. I prefer to say Gesundheit.

I just say, "Bless You."  That way they can be blessed by whomever they'd prefer.

I have neglected to say "Bless you" when someone sneezed and gotten reprimanded for my lack of courtesy.

IT'S A HOLD OVER FROM THE TIME WHEN PEOPLE WERE AFRAID YOU WOULD LOOSE YOUR SOUL WHEN SNEEZING FOR PETE'S SAKE!

I think that sneezes, like farts, should just be overlooked as if they had never occurred.

FYI- This threadjack shows true art.

Man, when I was flying around last week, I was in the front row in one of my flights.  Someone went in the bathroom and did something godawful, and everyone just pretended like it wasn't there.  My eyes were watering. 

[ReBurn]

I bow my head and say amen and stuff when people pray around me.

Ditto.

I have to remind myself to say "God Bless You" when someone sneezes. I prefer to say Gesundheit.

I just say, "Bless You."  That way they can be blessed by whomever they'd prefer.

I have neglected to say "Bless you" when someone sneezed and gotten reprimanded for my lack of courtesy.

IT'S A HOLD OVER FROM THE TIME WHEN PEOPLE WERE AFRAID YOU WOULD LOOSE YOUR SOUL WHEN SNEEZING FOR PETE'S SAKE!

I think that sneezes, like farts, should just be overlooked as if they had never occurred.

FYI- This threadjack shows true art.

Man, when I was flying around last week, I was in the front row in one of my flights.  Someone went in the bathroom and did something godawful, and everyone just pretended like it wasn't there.  My eyes were watering. 

Better to let it out and bear the shame than hold it in and bear the pain.

[Beefy]

The front row has more leg room.

[ReBurn]

The front row has more leg room.

And according to my experience 86.3% more drunks.

[Alice]

God, I hate when fat people pray.  Fat people = worthless.  So worthless in fact, that I just consider anyone online that I don't care for a fat person.  It just makes sense to me.

[Beefy]

God, I hate when fat people pray.  Fat people = worthless.  So worthless in fact, that I just consider anyone online that I don't care for a fat person.  It just makes sense to me.

Why?  Does the friction between their meaty hands create a smell that is unpleasant to your olfactory senses?

[Alice]

God, I hate when fat people pray.  Fat people = worthless.  So worthless in fact, that I just consider anyone online that I don't care for a fat person.  It just makes sense to me.

Why?  Does the friction between their meaty hands create a smell that is unpleasant to your olfactory senses?

Sure.  Let's go with that.

[swolt]

God, I hate when fat people pray.  Fat people = worthless.  So worthless in fact, that I just consider anyone online that I don't care for a fat person.  It just makes sense to me.

Why?  Does the friction between their meaty hands create a smell that is unpleasant to your olfactory senses?

Sure.  Let's go with that.

I can't believe you said that. I'm fat, and that hurts. Being fat is not a choice, it's a di...

oh shit, I'm out of breath. I gotta go lay down.

[Beefy]

The ghost of William Howard Taft sheds a tear.  And then eats a whole ethereal chocolate pie in one bite.