7 Deadly Sins (board game)

[swolt]

Last night we played 7 Deadly Sins. It's like a perverted trivial pursuit.

I'll post pics later when I get them from my sister, but here are some of the highlights:

I have a tattoo of a penis on my shoulder in permanent marker.
Eric made out with the wall.
Eric did a shot of ketchup, and ended up throwing up (in the bathroom, thank god.)
My sister was only allowed to say curse words for 15 minutes. That was great.
I dry humped Eric's mouth. Everyone loved it except Eric, who says he will never be able to have sex again.
Scott wrote "fuck" on his forehead in permanent marker. We called him fuckface all night.
My sister jumped on top of Daniel and screamed in his face. She scared the shit out of him and it was great.
Scott humped the floor.
Joey humped the couch.
Joey did a Jackie Chan impression, which was awful but funny.

Next Junto get together I am so bringing this game.

[Beefy]

I dry humped Eric's mouth.

[Alice]

We tried playing this game at a party once.  Didn't work out too well.  I remember someone humping a plant and went downhill from there.  Not in the good downhill way.

[DownSouth]

WTF?

[Jessie]

I'm not writing shit on my face.  THat's all I know.

[Gamplayerx]

I'm not writing shit on my face.  THat's all I know.

What about fuck?

[Alice]

I'm not writing shit on my face.  THat's all I know.

What about fuck?

What about backhoe?

[Jessie]

I'm not writing shit on my face.  THat's all I know.

What about fuck?

What about backhoe?

What about GFY?

[Gamplayerx]

I'm not writing shit on my face.  THat's all I know.

What about fuck?

What about backhoe?

What about GFY?

Why are you now questioning yourself?

[swolt]

I'm not writing shit on my face.  THat's all I know.

What about fuck?

What about backhoe?

What about GFY?

Why are you now questioning yourself?

Has this turned into another all questions thread?

[dazie]

I'm not writing shit on my face.  THat's all I know.

What about fuck?

What about backhoe?

What about GFY?

Why are you now questioning yourself?

Has this turned into another all questions thread?

Wouldn't it be fun if it had?

[Alice]

I'm not writing shit on my face.  THat's all I know.

What about fuck?

What about backhoe?

What about GFY?

Why are you now questioning yourself?

Has this turned into another all questions thread?

Wouldn't it be fun if it had?

Nope.

[Bennyhana]

Sounds like that game is heavy on the "lust." 

[Jessie]

Yeah, where the cheeseburger at?

[DownSouth]

Robble robble!

[Beefy]

If things are already debased to the point where you're willing to dry hump your friend's mouth, you might as well go ahead and whip it out ahead of time and see if you can get a beej out of it.

[swolt]

If things are already debased to the point where you're willing to dry hump your friend's mouth, you might as well go ahead and whip it out ahead of time and see if you can get a beej out of it.

I should have slapped my dick in his face. Girls dig that.

[Alice]

Yeah, dick slapping is like being serenaded.  You can slap it anywhere and it gets us all hot and bothered... your friends face, your hand, our face, our kitchen counter...

[Gamplayerx]

If things are already debased to the point where you're willing to dry hump your friend's mouth, you might as well go ahead and whip it out ahead of time and see if you can get a beej out of it.

I should have slapped my dick in his face. Girls dig that.

Erg.  One of those girls is your SISTER!  Ook.

[Bennyhana]

If things are already debased to the point where you're willing to dry hump your friend's mouth, you might as well go ahead and whip it out ahead of time and see if you can get a beej out of it.

I should have slapped my dick in his face. Girls dig that.

She totally wouldn't have dumped you if you'd slapped him with your tallywhacker.