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Started by sapphirehart, March 08, 2005, 02:02:08 PM

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sapphirehart

I have a sewing machine that I got for christmas a couple of years ago.  It sits on a table in my bedroom.  When I first got it, I was thrilled and would spend hours just sewing material together.  I never actually made anything.  I started making a quilt, but lost interest in it rather quickly.  Now, I just use it to mend clothes that my boys or Terry somehow manage to rip or tear.

I really wanted a sewing machine but now that I have it, I rarely use it.

cnamon

I wanted a sewing machine so I could quilt, but I don't have room for it.

ignom

I just need a needle and thread so I can put the button back on my pants.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

BigDun

I bought my wife a surger for christmas one year. I think she has used it once.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

eo000

Quote from: BigDun on March 08, 2005, 02:18:31 PM
I bought my wife a surger for christmas one year. I think she has used it once.
were they out of vacuums?  ;D

DownSouth

Quote from: eo000 on March 08, 2005, 02:21:01 PM
Quote from: BigDun on March 08, 2005, 02:18:31 PM
I bought my wife a surger for christmas one year. I think she has used it once.
were they out of vacuums?  ;D
HAHAHAHA  Hey you have wait an hour to do an applause again.  You're racking them up from me today.
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Jessie

I'm getting my great-grandma's sewing machine when I finally move.

I can't sew a goddamn thing, so I guess I'll use it for decoration.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

I really wanted a sewing machine and finally got one and went out and bought a pattern and some really expensive material, but before I started that, I figured I do some mending.  First thing I went to sew, the entire needle housing broke in two.

I don't know where it is now.

Jessie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on March 08, 2005, 02:32:28 PM
I really wanted a sewing machine and finally got one and went out and bought a pattern and some really expensive material, but before I started that, I figured I do some mending.  First thing I went to sew, the entire needle housing broke in two.

I don't know where it is now.

Look behind the table legs.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

charmed

I rather enjoy sewing myself. I made a patchwork quilt once out of all these little scraps of fabric I got for free from the local interior designer place.

I used it when I was away at school but now it's in a trunk in the garage.

Jessie

Quote from: charmed on March 08, 2005, 03:20:05 PM
I rather enjoy sewing myself. I made a patchwork quilt once out of all these little scraps of fabric I got for free from the local interior designer place.

I used it when I was away at school but now it's in a trunk in the garage.

Does it hurt?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

charmed

Hehehe, no it's a lot like biting the inside of your mouth, you have to start slow and work your way up.

Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

Quote from: charmed on March 08, 2005, 03:22:34 PM
Hehehe, no it's a lot like biting the inside of your mouth, you have to start slow and work your way up.
Just keep on making fun of me, why don't you?
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11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

charmed

I wasn't making fun of you!!

But I don't know how it is impossible to bite the inside of your lip either.

ReBurn

Quote from: charmed on March 08, 2005, 11:49:44 PM
I wasn't making fun of you!!

But I don't know how it is impossible to bite the inside of your lip either.
OMG!  I just removed a small portion of flesh from the corner of the inside of my lip!  It peeled off like paper or something.  I don't think I'll probably do it again, though.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

charmed

Oh you're progressing so well!

dazie

I have a portable sewing machine that I don't use very often.  I used to have a great old fashioned one that I made all Tim's baby stuff with.  I sold it and I wish I hadn't.  For all it's lack of fancy extras, it was 100 times the sewing machine I have now.   :'(
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

About 8 years ago my wife decided she needed a sewing machine.  You know what she's sewed on it?  Nothing.  It just sits in the closet.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!