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Started by dazie, January 19, 2007, 02:35:06 PM

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11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

dazie

This pic didn't come from that series of WTF DID I KNIT? stuff, but rather from an email I received today, from a yarn manufacturer.

As a knitter and dog owner, I want to apologize to any dogs that are unlucky enough to have people who think that sort of thing is cute. 

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

I rarely take Bruce out in public when he's wearing a dog sweater - but he actually *loves* to be clothed.

dazie

Sweaters I'm good with.  China needs a sweater because she's scrawny and has a thin coat.  But honestly- a lion's mane?  Ruffles?  Embarassing.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

Oh God.  I don't know what's worse- the dog or the crocheted washcloths they're passing off as "sweaters"

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

skye

An acquaintance of mine makes her living knitting dog sweaters for Max's Closet (http://www.maxscloset.com/). It's big business!

Take it one step further, and make yourself a Fido coat:  http://www.amazon.com/Knitting-Dog-Hair-Better-Sweater/dp/0312152906/sr=8-1/qid=1170471856/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-0108110-3617554?ie=UTF8&s=books

And if you want to read another hilarious knitting blog, check out http://www.yarnharlot.ca/blog/

Did I mention I'm a serious "knitting enthusiast"?   :)



Jessie

I've been knitting, and I like it, but don't do it enough.  I need to learn more than basic stitches, i suppose.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

BigDun

I think that the only "stitches" are knit and perl. It's the way you combine them that makes them special.

Wow, just typing that makes me feel so emasculated. Time for a beer.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Gamplayerx


dazie

That's awesome!

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This project requires use of short rows, cables, knitting into the rows below, joining by knitting on, and some simple embroidery. Simplified instructions are included when possible. The techniques are not too difficult, however.

Too bad I don't know how to do any of that except simple embroidery.  :(
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

But, "Simplified instructions are included when possible."

BigDun

Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 13, 2007, 09:33:40 PM
Dazie!  (and Mrs. Dun)

http://theanticraft.com/archive/beltane07/tsantsa.htm

Awesome. I sent it to Mrs. Dun. Bish needs to try this pattern. It definitely butches up the hobby.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Gamplayerx

Quote from: BigDun on July 13, 2007, 09:43:28 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 13, 2007, 09:33:40 PM
Dazie!  (and Mrs. Dun)

http://theanticraft.com/archive/beltane07/tsantsa.htm

Awesome. I sent it to Mrs. Dun. Bish needs to try this pattern. It definitely butches up the hobby.
Bish needs to be making booties and blankies right about now.  Plenty of time for shrunken heads.

Jessie

When is that little demon spawn due anyway?  Soon, right? I mean BABY.  When is the BABY due?  Or was she already born?  I'm terrible with these things.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

#39
NSFW http://thriftyknitter.com/?p=191

I'm mad as hell that I missed this- but it looks like it was a hoot.

(thanks to whoever put nsfw- I was going to, but forgot)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?